"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

(439 Posts)
TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:00:05

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

Message deleted by Mumsnet.

Mamaz0n Tue 28-Jun-11 13:03:30

message deleted by irritating fucker

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:04:17

I think it takes longer than 2 minutes to implement something like this Working! grin

TheMagnificentBathykolpian Tue 28-Jun-11 13:05:01

Cue 1000 "message derailed by mumsnet" / "message disturbed by bumsex" "message deleted by aliens" posts grin

nenevomito Tue 28-Jun-11 13:05:15

I've always wondered if they could get a little creative when they do delete.

Message deleted as poster was a cow.

Message deleted due to happy slapping.

Message deleted because someone can dish it but can't take it.

Message deleted due to poor grammar.

Message deleted by someone who has better thing to do with their time, so grow up will you ladies and be nice!

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:06:31

Message deleted while my tea is going cold so FFS behave yourselves for five minutes!

nenevomito Tue 28-Jun-11 13:06:48

Message deleted and before you post again later down the thread asking why it was deleted you bloody well know why!

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 13:08:15

I agree, actually.
because it's sometimes just someone takign the piss.

ooh!
maybe MNTech could paint the box blue when they delete a post, and put the Message deleted by Mumsnet, so then we will know it's genuine.

AntonDuBurk Tue 28-Jun-11 13:08:54

Mumsnetter defeated by Mumsnet

AntonDuBurk Tue 28-Jun-11 13:09:29

Not blue nickelbabe. Red!

LynnCSchreiber Tue 28-Jun-11 13:09:32

yy to more specific explanations. Grammar one would be good.

Message deleted for use of text speak

Message deleted because OP was obviously being U and not admitting it

Message deleted because Tech is grouchy today

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:09:45

TheMagnificentBathykolpian

ooooh ooooh ooooh can we do that please, Trills let us try and get to a 1000 posts purely with deletion messages. Pleeeeeease! grin

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:09:48

because it's sometimes just someone takign the piss.

Yes. Like me. I love to do it. But it's naughty.

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:10:24

Message deleted because MNHQ don't belive in Zombies

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 13:11:11

I would prefer it when you quote me, if you could correct my typing errors.
thanks grin

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:11:37

But colour coding won't be as funny sad

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:12:01

I just c&p. Shall I add in [sic] to show that they are your personal typing errors and not mine wink

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:12:24

Message deleted by Netmums hun

Message deleted by Mumsnet (Tech here to serve all your needs).

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:13:47

Message deleted by the Con Dems - we've taken over your website

TheMagnificentBathykolpian Tue 28-Jun-11 13:13:51

Honey, that would be fun, wouldn't it?

Suspect folks would run out of ideas after 50 or so posts though grin

message desiccated like coconut

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:14:59

Rubbish this is Mumsnet we can spout all kinds of crap.....and then Justine publishes it <is the woman mad emoticon>

SybilBeddows Tue 28-Jun-11 13:15:50

Message deleted by the patriarchy

(that's just for the feminism topic)

RafaNadalIsMyLoveSlave Tue 28-Jun-11 13:18:36

Message deleted because I said so.

justaboutWILLfinishherthesis Tue 28-Jun-11 13:20:07

Message, wot message? There was no message. The Ministry of Truth.

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 13:20:15

noooo! just correct them! it makes me feel bad blush sad

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:20:57

Message deleted by a small monkey called Gregg

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:21:46

nickelbabe deleted through inability to spell shame wink

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:22:32

But I didn't read what you wrote, I read what you meant, and then just copied and pasted it.

I don't have time to correct your typos

<sha says, sitting on the sofa MNing>

CrapolaDeVille Tue 28-Jun-11 13:23:28

Message trampled on in crocs

CrapolaDeVille Tue 28-Jun-11 13:24:01

Message to working class for Mumnet

CrapolaDeVille Tue 28-Jun-11 13:24:16

Message moved to Netmums

VelveteenRabbit Tue 28-Jun-11 13:24:53

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 13:25:43

okay, I accept that. smile
still makes me sad to be quoted when I fuck up the typing though.

message incinerated by trolls.

animula Tue 28-Jun-11 13:27:42

Message mislaid by poster.

nenevomito Tue 28-Jun-11 13:31:03

Message deleted in a fit of pique.

Message deleted because it was dull as ditch water.

Message deleted to make you think the poster wrote something nasty when she didn't.

Message deleted to stir.

Message deleted to prove that we rule you all moahahahahahahahahaha

Pagwatch Tue 28-Jun-11 13:31:58

Message deleted because op is a caaaawwww

Message deleted because this shit will kick off.

Pagwatch Tue 28-Jun-11 13:32:31

Message depilated by mumsnet (s&b)

nenevomito Tue 28-Jun-11 13:34:18

Message depreciated by Mumsnet (finance threads)

Message demonised by Mumsnet (religion)

Message deleted and not going to tell you why in case you tell us we're BU (AIBU)

keep Tue 28-Jun-11 13:34:30

Message deleted by a super injunction on behalf of Ryan Giggs.

nenevomito Tue 28-Jun-11 13:35:00

Message deleted, but what do you care the whole thread will be gone in 90 days anyway. (_chat)

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 13:38:21

you'll never get to 1000 if you post 3 or 4 deletions on the same post!
shock

PMTvsPMA Tue 28-Jun-11 13:39:24

Message wrestled to the ground, slap about abit and then defenestrated by Mumsnet.

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 13:42:30

Message deleted, or not, by Mumsnet (WWYD)

AntonDuBurk Tue 28-Jun-11 13:45:20

Message Let You Down, Let Mumsnet Down and most of all Let Itself Down. So we deleted it.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 28-Jun-11 13:46:58

babyheave

Message deleted in a fit of pique.

Message deleted because it was dull as ditch water.

Message deleted to make you think the poster wrote something nasty when she didn't.

Message deleted to stir.

*Message deleted to prove that we rule you all moahahahahahahahahaha*

lol

<takes notes>

Pagwatch Tue 28-Jun-11 13:50:01

Message deleted while you go away and have a long think about your behaviour Missy.

thumbwitch Tue 28-Jun-11 13:50:15

Message deleted by Mumsnet honest guv it woz them wot did it

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:55:33

Mgassee deteled by Mensmut.

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:56:38

Meddage feteledt b durnk Musnemt

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:56:59

(hic)

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 13:58:25

i hoep that wasn't directed at me, Ms Astra. hmm

massage depleted by lack of essential oils.

EduStudent Tue 28-Jun-11 13:59:07

Message deleted by Netmums. Now that wasn't very nice, was it, hun xoxoxo

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 13:59:32

Message Decorated by Mumsnet <fruitshoot orange>

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:00:21

Massage Depicted by Mumsnet

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 14:01:16

Message deleterious to your health

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:01:34

Message Received From the Other Side

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:02:06

Message Defecated by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:02:39

Message bent over my knee and Spanked

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:03:41

Message Defeated by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:04:19

Monkey Deleted by Mumsnet

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:04:32

messa.... decapitated by Mumsnet

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:05:18

Poor Monkey sad, his only crime was to enter HQ

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:05:59

Message Disappeared by Mumsnet <X-Files>

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:06:26

Minestrone Eaten by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:07:09

Message Beaten by Mumsnet <with a cat o nine tails>

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:07:59

message deleted in a Hairnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:08:25

message gambled with on Fairbet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:10:55

message dissociative identity disorder
IM NOT A BLOODY MESSAGE
yes, of course Im a message
I used to be a message
Me ? WTF

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:12:07

..........................................................*


*Message flounced off Mumsnet

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 14:12:15

message deleted by Nunsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:13:50

massage appreciated by dadsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:14:19

the message was a lot harder in our day on Gransnet

RustyBear Tue 28-Jun-11 14:15:09

The medium is the message, WhipMeIndiana...

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 13:22:32

I don't have time to correct your typos

<sha says, sitting on the sofa MNing>

Nor your own, apparently, Trillian grin

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 14:15:14

message dilapidated by local council

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 14:15:50

message lost in translation

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 14:16:35

message reffered to MN clinic for NMs troll search

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:17:51

THIS MESSAGE IS ON STRIKE

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:19:42

'The medium is the message, WhipMeIndiana...'

err.....eh? <scratches head>

lizzieloubee1 Tue 28-Jun-11 14:22:18

Message deleted because I'm big, you're little. I'm smart, you're dumb, I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I've seen Matilda too many times!

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:23:20

Message turned upsidedown searching for a clean spoon

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:24:36

Mess ge Dele ed By Mums et to s ve money on letters

jetmonkey Tue 28-Jun-11 14:26:08

message poster has been exterminated

ThisIsJustASagaNow Tue 28-Jun-11 14:26:58

Message drizzled in melted chocolate by mumsnet

Message torn in to little bits and lightly fried in garlic butter..by mumsnet

Message taken on a short hiking holiday in the Lake District by mumsnet

naturalbaby Tue 28-Jun-11 14:29:35

this message will be deleted if you do not behave appropriately: 3
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1.
Now say sorry and hugz all round.--or your profile will be deleted--

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 14:30:32

message eaten in a crisp sandwich

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 14:31:13

message lost down the back of the radiator

frasersmummy Tue 28-Jun-11 14:32:06

message deleted as it was typed while under the influence of a fruit shoot

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:35:30

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WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:35:50

Message pinned to the floor and tickled

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:36:34

Message brought to attention with a ten-gun salute to mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:37:14

Message poster will be strip-searched

<ding dong>

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:37:47

Message deleted through subversive methods

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:38:12

Message used to hack into mumsnet HQ to rescue the monkey

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:38:47

Message sent insane by Yo Gabba Gabba

ThisIsJustASagaNow Tue 28-Jun-11 14:38:58

Message told he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy, by mumsnet

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:39:10

Message relieved that Gregg the Monkey is getting rescued

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:41:09

message confused by spider monkey

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:41:47

Message invited to a meet-up in Chorlton-cum-hardy

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:42:01

Message currently sipping G&T

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:42:22

message decides to stay off 'geekcrafts.com'

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:43:14

message debriefed by MI5 Hacking agent

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:44:48

Message really wants to see batmonkey

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:45:17

message has sex-change is Dimitri at Mumsnet

<tenuous>

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:45:59

Message is Disadvantaged by Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:46:21

Message plays dominos with Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:46:50

message does drink and drugs with Mumsnet

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 14:47:00

message has jamp the shark - with mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:47:46

message asked to repeat itself

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 14:48:08

message has learnt to walk this way - courtesy of run dmc vs mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:48:43

message wants to be a SAHMessage but is worried about surviving on one income

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 14:49:06

message has been sent to the naughty corner by supernannymumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:49:28

message is refusing to be potty trained and continues to poop on justinemumsnet's knee

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:49:30

Message went to Glastonbury with Mumsnet

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:50:27

message referred to speech therapy to pronounce 's's clearly

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:51:08

message deleted by hitting the delete key

WhipMeIndiana Tue 28-Jun-11 14:51:53

message begging babysitter to stay extra late

ohmeohmy Tue 28-Jun-11 14:52:02

message eaten by Mumsnet so the teacher can't read it

ohmeohmy Tue 28-Jun-11 14:53:55

message redacted by Mumsnet

ohmeohmy Tue 28-Jun-11 14:54:24

message stolen by The Wright Show

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 14:55:34

Message developed god complex at mumsnet

Bartimaeus Tue 28-Jun-11 15:00:09

Message has left to POAS

Bartimaeus Tue 28-Jun-11 15:01:31

Message is sulking

Bartimaeus Tue 28-Jun-11 15:03:17

Message done in by other messages

Bartimaeus Tue 28-Jun-11 15:11:48

Message killed the thread so got sent to prison

EduStudent Tue 28-Jun-11 15:15:40

Message is hiding under the dining table and is refusing to come out unless everyone calls it NinkyNonk and it is allowed to wear its Spiderman pants every day.

GinSlinger Tue 28-Jun-11 15:40:46

message is abusing you

thumbwitch Tue 28-Jun-11 15:50:54

message has PMS and you just TRY and delete, go on, I dare you!!! angry

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 15:55:03

message above deleted by someone with more than pmt.

thumbwitch Tue 28-Jun-11 15:56:21

message with PMT pulls hair of message with more than PMT - c'mon if you think you're hard enough then!!

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 15:57:03

Message deloused because it had nits

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 15:59:41

message deleted because Thumbwitch made the pregnant lady cry

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 16:00:04

sobbing deleted

thumbwitch Tue 28-Jun-11 16:02:42

message deleted for being hormonally challenged wink

Shodan Tue 28-Jun-11 16:02:57

Mumsnet deleted by message.

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 16:03:36

sobbing deleted deleted.

big hug to thumbwitch deleted by MN

But it's not a message it's a post.

Post deleted by mumsnet.

thumbwitch Tue 28-Jun-11 16:08:12

WTWTW - tis so a message, it says so next to the box where you type the message and then post it. So it IS a message. So ner.

deletes MN deleting nickelbabe's hug and returns it before being deleted for encouraging nethunny behaviour wink (me, not you)

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 16:08:25

Missive deleted by Mumsnet

message not deleted, it flounced

EduStudent Tue 28-Jun-11 16:09:00

WildThings deleted for questioning the regime.

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 16:09:40

Musing deleted by Mumsnet

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 16:10:32

Message looks shifty and says " what regime"?

aquavit Tue 28-Jun-11 16:14:16

message will be out of the office until 3rd July and will get back to you on its return

thumbwitch, but we have 'op' not 'om'.

People often say 'so why bother to post?' or 'thanks for all the helpful posts' or 'it was posted on a previous page'. Nobody uses 'message' in the same context.

Sending a message is odd, am not sending a message, am posting on a thread.

Also IPOAT not IMOAT.

So ner back atcha.

grin

(Couldn't give a sod really and today is the first time I have found it odd)

Message in a bottle

thumbwitch Tue 28-Jun-11 16:19:28

Not sending a message, posting a message on a thread. Posting a post on a thread sounds odd too, no? And more ner ner ne-ner ner. grin

Although I agree there are inconsistencies.

OK - MN self-imploded due to fatal inconsistencies.

bellavita Tue 28-Jun-11 16:21:47

oooh I do love a good message deleter! grin

RustyBear Tue 28-Jun-11 16:22:42

WhipMeIndiana - "The medium is the message" is a phrase coined by Marshall McLuhan meaning that the form of a medium embeds itself in the message, creating a symbiotic relationship by which the medium influences how the message is perceived. It's a haunting memory from my days at library school, but I thought it might be relevant to your message's identity crisis.

Actually, it may well have an slightly different application in MN, where the topic where the message is posted influences the way the message is percieved - especially if the topic is AIBU.

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 16:24:02

WTWTA - you post the message therefore you are the poster of the message

verb versus noun.

WTWTA deleted for not making any sense. wink

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 16:24:58

posters deleted for being pedantic about message deletion

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 16:25:34

nickelbabe deleted for jumping into fray

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 16:25:59

honeydragon deleted for not finishing the fucking hoovering

Am not WTWTA so do not care wink.

<gives up on posting/messaging>

Message exploded by Daleks

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 16:39:49

I forgot about that, I meant to say to you before I like your name wildthing

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 16:40:22

Message enlists help from the Oood

Mamathulu Tue 28-Jun-11 16:40:29

Message very annoyed that it wasn't allowed to reveal it's original purpose - oh wait, no that's me when I read MDBMN.

Message exited through the gift shop.

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 16:51:13

nickelbabe deleted for not being able to read people's names properly.

WTWTW

Galena Tue 28-Jun-11 16:54:31

Message peeled off and thrown away by DD

(She always peels everything!)

tinkgirl Tue 28-Jun-11 16:57:12

Message deleted because of PMT

nickelbabe Tue 28-Jun-11 16:58:36

tinkgirl deleted for duplicating concepts wink

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 16:59:05

message has left the building

tinkgirl Tue 28-Jun-11 17:02:11

Message deleted for tinkgirl being deleted grin

Message gets coat

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 17:26:23

message deleted for sexual refferences

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 17:26:46

message deleted for secretarianism <thug post>

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 17:27:15

message FIRED by sir alan sugar

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 17:28:26

message deleted by dodgy f5 push

TrilllianAstra Tue 28-Jun-11 17:28:52

Message is the weakest link. Goodbye.

Galena Tue 28-Jun-11 17:29:15

Message departs on the ninky nonk.

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 17:38:50

Message deleted for lack of reference to Bumsex

strandedbear Tue 28-Jun-11 17:58:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ohmeohmy Tue 28-Jun-11 18:03:00

message deseeded by Mumsnet

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 18:09:40

Message purloined by Mumsnet

SybilBeddows Tue 28-Jun-11 18:17:21

message plagiarised by Mumsnet because they needed a soundbite for a tv interview

MrsSnaplegs Tue 28-Jun-11 18:17:22

Message sent on deployment to the Falklands ( especially for those on forces sweethearts grin)

SybilBeddows Tue 28-Jun-11 18:18:20

tensmum yb desrever egassem

EggyAllenPoe Tue 28-Jun-11 18:22:06

message deleted for being 11-dimensional in 4 dimensional space-time

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

strandedbear Tue 28-Jun-11 18:34:22

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

EduStudent Tue 28-Jun-11 18:35:19

Sorry! Mumsnet could not find this message.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 18:49:01

Message sets Mongoose on Vipers

superjobeespecs Tue 28-Jun-11 19:02:56

message has been taken into witness protection <has seen the vipers..>

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 19:18:50

message is off out for a curry

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 19:19:54

message is busy painting is nails

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 19:20:41

message cried all afternoon, so they put in in a rocket ship and sent it to the moon

CadleCrap Tue 28-Jun-11 19:21:42

Message desiccated by Mumsnet (recipies topic)

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 19:22:24

message ventured too far north and was batter and deepfried

EggyAllenPoe Tue 28-Jun-11 19:24:09

where the fuck did that message go?

anyone seen my mesage?

where should i look?

5ofus Tue 28-Jun-11 19:25:00

Message deleted by pedant's corner

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 19:28:59

Message desecrated by upset Mormons

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 19:34:22

message wants it's mum

tinkgirl Tue 28-Jun-11 19:45:44

message is on the school run

JollySergeantJackrum Tue 28-Jun-11 19:48:49

Message deleted as you should NOT, under any circumstances, ever Google its contents

Message eaten

Message gone to bleach it's eyeballs after seeing Terry Wogans cock

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 20:07:50

message hindered by Mumsnet

Message excreted by mumsnet

deepfriedcupcake Tue 28-Jun-11 20:31:31

message sneezed out by Mumsnet

crazynanna Tue 28-Jun-11 20:37:36

Message available...beautiful model 38DD

Honeydragon Tue 28-Jun-11 22:00:37

Message reading daily mail borrowed from netmums

ohmeohmy Wed 29-Jun-11 07:17:19

message available if you follow us on Twitter

MrsSnaplegs Wed 29-Jun-11 07:22:18

Message up half the night with the babysad

I hear you MrsSnaplegs, oh I hear you! sad

<Glares at ds>

Message deleted by rogue baby on keyboard

Yes ds, I am talking about you again <stern>

Honeydragon Wed 29-Jun-11 09:59:29

Message took the dog out early before it gets to damn hot

Honeydragon Wed 29-Jun-11 09:59:48

Message watching Cbeebies

nickelbabe Wed 29-Jun-11 10:01:59

pedant's corner message deleted by pedant for being incorrect (it's pedants' ! )

and subsequent messages containing it's when you meant its also deleted.

messages deleted by MN because they don't meet the pedantry requirement.

MadeInChinaBaby Wed 29-Jun-11 10:06:15

Message breastfed by Mumsnet.

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 10:07:16

message shredded by the Mumsnet hamster

nickelbabe Wed 29-Jun-11 10:07:32

Message bottle-fed by Mumsnet (in the interest of impartiality)

MadeInChinaBaby Wed 29-Jun-11 10:07:41

Message formula fed by Mumsnet.

nickelbabe Wed 29-Jun-11 10:08:40

Message Weaned by Mumsnet

MadeInChinaBaby Wed 29-Jun-11 10:09:06

Message co-sleeping with Mumsnet.

MadeInChinaBaby Wed 29-Jun-11 10:11:11

Mumsnet is practising Message-led weaning.

Honeydragon Wed 29-Jun-11 10:16:07

Message is using a disabled toilet at Mumsnet

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 10:16:52

message busy loading the washing machine with toys

Honeydragon Wed 29-Jun-11 10:17:18

Message is using a message and memos parking space without any memos present

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 10:19:23

message has turned to a life of crime

nenevomito Wed 29-Jun-11 10:19:38

Mumsnet has left the message as it will never change. (relationships)

Message repeated by mumsnet. (telly addicts)

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 10:45:48

message returned by mumsnet <faulty>

Message deafened by screaming ds who started at 4am and didnt stop until he hit school gate. angry

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:13:41

Message deleted until the guilty party fesses up.

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:15:07

Message epilated by Mumsnet. Ow.

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:17:33

This is not the message you are looking for. -Mumsnetjedi

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:19:24

Message sends its regrets but is unable to convey its meaning today

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:20:28

Message led off by the ear by Mumsnet

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:21:34

Message left kicking its heels by Mumsnet

Message has fucked off to Centerparcs to get away from you lot.

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:23:08

Message is not going to talk to you again EVER!

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:25:30

Message has a new clique and is now excluding you. Asked Mumsnet to let everybody know.

Shodan Wed 29-Jun-11 11:28:39

Message messily massaged by Masai Mumsnet.

BrainSurgeon Wed 29-Jun-11 11:28:46

Message forgot what he wanted to say

Brainwashed mwahahahhah

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 11:31:47

message deleted by the daily fail

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:33:47

Mumsnet has confiscated this message until you show you can play together fairly.

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 11:34:03

message is using subterfuge attacks aimed at hiding keywords in interactive text

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:37:19

Message deleted for violating the unwritten rules of Mumsnet.

No, we can't tell you. Wouldnt be unwritten then, would they?

Message rubbed lovingly with marmite and placed on a warm shelf.

BrainSurgeon Wed 29-Jun-11 11:38:49

message passed out as hates marmite / loves bovril!

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:39:48

Message has smugged off to admire itself.

Mumsnet's birthright sold for a pot of message.

BrainSurgeon Wed 29-Jun-11 11:44:31

Ok this is not like me at all, but I really want to say it for some reason:
Message fucked the fuck off, and when it got there, fucked off some more!

grin oh this felt good grin

TrilllianAstra Wed 29-Jun-11 11:45:47

Message googled dragonbutter and is now too shocked to show its face

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:48:12

Message deleted for being the most shockingly offensive yet hilarious posting ever seen.

Oh did you miss it?

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:49:42

It may not be you brainsurgeon, but it is classic mumsnet grin

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 11:52:25

Message has decided to revert to lurker status.

BrainSurgeon Wed 29-Jun-11 11:55:29

Message really wanted a Pombear so went to Waitrose

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 11:56:29

message swilled some homemade wine and was abducted by superted

MrsSnaplegs Wed 29-Jun-11 11:58:14

Message has taken it's soulpad and Cobb and gone camping

Honeydragon Wed 29-Jun-11 12:20:42

Messages has filed for bankruptcy after purchasing football strip

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 12:24:50

Message defused by Mumsnet

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 12:40:30

There has never been a message here.

Message being treated for biohazard contamination after tackling dc's room.

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 12:41:43

Message temporarily mislaid by Mumsnet.

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 12:45:55

The baby has thoroughly gummed and slobbered on the message that was supposed to go here. Then she tore it to pieces and crawled away, clutching the shreds. Our IT people are trying to salvage something of it.

Spirael Wed 29-Jun-11 12:47:27

Message deleted, all your base are belong to us.

5ofus Wed 29-Jun-11 12:56:37

Msg gone - 2 much txtspk lol hun x

I did wonder about whether to announce my intentional misuse of the apostrophe in my pp but decided it would be obvious enough.

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:00:52

message braindead due to accidental loose woman intoxication

SybilBeddows Wed 29-Jun-11 13:03:47

message flounced

thumbwitch Wed 29-Jun-11 13:34:56

message deleted mid-..

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:41:13

Message has been slightly gnawed by Mumsnet

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:42:48

message deleted for being completely gazeboed grin

giraffesCantZumba Wed 29-Jun-11 13:42:56

message having down time to update servers, refresh in 5 min

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:43:08

message deleted by zombie nation

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:43:32

message returned to trolls

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:43:57

message deleted cos it smelt like cat poo

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:44:32

message has run for the hills

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:44:39

message cordoned off by mulder and scully due to paranormal activity

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:45:15

message was ate by my evil cat as it resembled a moth

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:45:21

message has embarressed itself in public and asks forgiveness from Mumsnet

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:45:46

message deleted for being smug

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:46:09

message has been lost down the back of the Mumsnet sofa

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:46:15

message massage by robert mugabe

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:46:50

message deemed overly netmums-ish

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:47:15

message is busy getting it's bra size measured

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:47:40

message is trapped in a wooden door - get help!! suulllllly!!!!

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:48:23

message dleted due to carrying fruit shoot without a licsence

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:48:57

message deleted by pippa middleton for mentioning her bum blush

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:49:22

message revoked its licsence to kill

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:49:41

message has an owie!!

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:52:17

message decided life would be much nicer on a post-it note

BerylOfLaughs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:52:21

Message being taken roughly from behind

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:53:27

message is a secret lemonade drinker

GetOrf Wed 29-Jun-11 13:53:45

beryloflaughs is the best mumsnet name EVAH

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:53:55

message is wearing DPs underwear

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:55:33

message has grown wings and flown the Mumsnest

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:57:44

message deleted as it is suspected of eating letters from other messages by superjobbeespecs..?

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 13:57:54

message has become feral

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 13:58:31

message deleted for adding letters to other posts by superjobeespecs

<it is feared these messages may be related>

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 14:00:27

message has been deleted for fiddling it's expenses

Shodan Wed 29-Jun-11 14:01:47

Message sung about by Sting.

Shodan Wed 29-Jun-11 14:04:08

Sea gems distorted by anagramists.

WhipMeIndiana Wed 29-Jun-11 14:10:38

Mumsnet deleted by Message

thumbwitch Wed 29-Jun-11 14:20:30

Message diluted by Mumsnot

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 14:34:26

message disregarded by mimsnet

<attention seeking message emoticon>

MrsSnaplegs Wed 29-Jun-11 14:37:04

A communication which can not be identified has allegedly been removed but we can't discuss it because it has taken out a super-injunction to protect it's right to a private family life

Mumsnet haven't got the message.

BrainSurgeon Wed 29-Jun-11 14:55:05

Message is on strike

Honeydragon Wed 29-Jun-11 17:09:40

Message has crossed the picket line

strandedbear Wed 29-Jun-11 17:17:03

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Message flounced.

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grin

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 18:43:59

message deleted due to too many spelling mistakes in previous posts

HerHissyness Wed 29-Jun-11 18:46:36

Message deemed unassepatable by Supernanny

deepfriedcupcake Wed 29-Jun-11 19:04:08

message can't play right now as it's past it's bed time

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 19:15:47

message deleted for having a tamagotchi in class <1990s message just caught up from dial up internet>

Message delighted to be mentioned in the round up.

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 19:58:55

message vomited up on the landing by the cat and stepped in barefoot by Mumsnet

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 19:59:30

message looking at you silently with sad, sad eyes

superjobeespecs Wed 29-Jun-11 20:00:37

message deleted for eating its delicious tea so loudly

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 20:05:29

Message bottled by Mumsnet

TantePiste Wed 29-Jun-11 20:09:08

Guess which hand Mumsnet is keeping this message in. Guess!

Mumsnet deleted by message.

TrilllianAstra Wed 29-Jun-11 23:39:50

Message busy playing with Sooty and Sweep

thingamajig Wed 29-Jun-11 23:57:12

Message deleted by Mumsnet Message deleted by Mumsnet (Multiple births)

blackeyedsusan Wed 29-Jun-11 23:59:46

message deleted because techy fell asleep on the keyboard because this thread is soooooo boring...

MrMan Thu 30-Jun-11 00:03:07

Message? You can't handle the message!

You had me at deleted message.

Your deleted message completes me.

Deleted it again, Sam.

Message. Deleted Message.

ninja Thu 30-Jun-11 00:04:55

message - which message??

TantePiste Thu 30-Jun-11 01:51:48

The first rule of deleted messages at mumsnet is not to talk about deleted messages at mumsnet.

thumbwitch Thu 30-Jun-11 01:57:39

This message will self-delete in 10 seconds.

PainteditRed Thu 30-Jun-11 02:00:55

Message deleted, but a paypal fund will be set up for its swift reinstatement.

PenguinArmy Thu 30-Jun-11 03:50:17

SMS dlt’d by MN

PenguinArmy Thu 30-Jun-11 03:50:46

Message for example, is a twat. Leave message

PenguinArmy Thu 30-Jun-11 03:50:59

Message is a complete sentence

Jacksmania Thu 30-Jun-11 05:58:45

Message ignored cos it's just words on a screen.

TheFrogs Thu 30-Jun-11 06:15:33

Message was eaten by the dog. Honest.

mathanxiety Thu 30-Jun-11 06:47:54

Posting posts by the fireside
Nurse fell into the fire and died
And what made it ten times wors
All the posts got burned with nurse

superjobeespecs Thu 30-Jun-11 08:27:46

message excluded from mumsnet

superjobeespecs Thu 30-Jun-11 08:28:40

messag deleted for anti semitic rants <mel gibson message>

superjobeespecs Thu 30-Jun-11 08:29:09

message deleted for knocking up the maid <arnie message>

superjobeespecs Thu 30-Jun-11 08:29:52

message deleted for possesion of tiger blood, goddesses and chanting 'im winning!!' <the ever delightful charlie sheen message>

superjobeespecs Thu 30-Jun-11 08:30:25

message deleted because american audiences couldnt understand it.. wink

superjobeespecs Thu 30-Jun-11 08:31:34

message given a bribe large amount of money to delete itself

superjobeespecs Thu 30-Jun-11 12:37:00

message deleted for being a desperate housewife

deepfriedcupcake Thu 30-Jun-11 12:42:28

message deleted for leud conduct

deepfriedcupcake Thu 30-Jun-11 12:44:32

message has gone walkabout

BrainSurgeon Thu 30-Jun-11 13:21:10

Message got fired for MNing instead of working...

HerHissyness Thu 30-Jun-11 13:40:09

message CBA

TrilllianAstra Thu 30-Jun-11 16:59:37

Message busy making tea for grumpy children

superjobeespecs Thu 30-Jun-11 17:02:24

message exasperated at ruddy scottish weather angry

message is watching the tennis

Honeydragon Thu 30-Jun-11 19:51:34

Message just tripped over Lord Lucan

TiggyD Thu 30-Jun-11 20:22:08

Message turned into butterfly and flew away...

Message accidentally set fire to the tree whilst having a bonfire

Shodan Fri 01-Jul-11 09:07:18

Message manicured by Marcie.

Shodan Fri 01-Jul-11 09:08:11

Message MIA.

deepfriedcupcake Fri 01-Jul-11 09:32:56

message has melted into a puddle leaving behind only a pair of ruby slippers.

nickelbabe Fri 01-Jul-11 11:26:32

message has been sent to bed for being naughty

RustyBear Fri 01-Jul-11 12:47:22

&#58389;&#58660;
Message probably not decipherable

HerHissyness Fri 01-Jul-11 13:56:46

Message got a McJob

superjobeespecs Fri 01-Jul-11 14:04:02

message deleted by avg anti virus

MrsSnaplegs Fri 01-Jul-11 14:49:06

Message getting ready to go to the ball grin

Honeydragon Fri 01-Jul-11 15:13:36

Message ha missed the bus to Mumsnet

nickelbabe Fri 01-Jul-11 15:41:00

Message moved to Pedants' Corner to think about typographical errors.

Honeydragon Fri 01-Jul-11 15:49:08

Message has taken Honeydragon with it so she can have a long hard think about the standard of her typing blush

BelfastBloke Fri 01-Jul-11 15:51:53

Mumsnet deleted by hackers.

HerHissyness Fri 01-Jul-11 15:55:30

Mumsnet bankrupted by the bankers

nickelbabe Fri 01-Jul-11 15:56:36

Message reassures Honeydragon because nickelbabe's typing skill is non-existant (if back space depressions were counted against her....)

superjobeespecs Fri 01-Jul-11 16:45:41

message deleted for watching the incredibles instead of hanging out washing blush

PeppermintPanda Fri 01-Jul-11 17:01:33

Message has encountered a fatal error and has to close.

Send error report? Yes/No

PeppermintPanda Fri 01-Jul-11 17:04:07

Message deleted for whinging. Pack it in RIGHT NOW or we're getting back in the car and going home.

PeppermintPanda Fri 01-Jul-11 17:05:58

Messege deleted.
#Can we fix it? Yes we can!

TiggyD Fri 01-Jul-11 20:19:59

Massage defeted by deputy heditor of the Grauniad.

grin

frasersmummy Sat 02-Jul-11 08:17:23

message taken to greggs for a sausage roll

superjobeespecs Sat 02-Jul-11 12:18:24

message deleted by ncis

Shodan Sat 02-Jul-11 13:19:08

message dedicated to my mother, my father, my brothers and sisters, my teddy bear, my therapist and everyone who knows me.

blackeyedsusan Sat 02-Jul-11 13:27:35

message lost at sea....

message tooo drunk to give a fuck...

Honeydragon Sun 03-Jul-11 08:43:14

Message so hungover it cannot be deleted

HerHissyness Sun 03-Jul-11 11:16:05

Message told to fuck off and when it got there to fuck off some more..

HerHissyness Sun 03-Jul-11 11:16:30

Message was bought a one way ticket to the far side of Fuck..

EduStudent Sun 03-Jul-11 15:12:46

Message defending the borders.

EduStudent Sun 03-Jul-11 21:49:15

Message dies a little death after killing the thread blush

superjobeespecs Sun 03-Jul-11 21:50:36

message has been watching cartoons all weekend and has another 6 and a half weeks of them as its summer hiliday time sad message is sad

Message forgot to put the heat back on in the shower and is now giggling hysterically because someone else forgot to check the temperature before jumping in.

superjobeespecs Tue 05-Jul-11 19:28:35

message is cranky

bellavita Tue 05-Jul-11 19:30:55

Message has taken a hike....

superjobeespecs Tue 05-Jul-11 20:02:29

message deleted for misconduct

nickelbabe Wed 06-Jul-11 11:23:18

message deleted because it was boring.

nickelbabe Wed 06-Jul-11 11:24:07

message skulks back in with an apology

Honeydragon Wed 06-Jul-11 14:55:55

Message choked on its biscuit

superjobeespecs Wed 06-Jul-11 15:49:28

message is pissed off with its skanky disgusting sister .

superjobeespecs Thu 07-Jul-11 00:14:46

message discombobulated

ColdHeartedBellatrix Fri 08-Jul-11 12:14:35

message lost in mountain of paperwork

superjobeespecs Fri 08-Jul-11 13:06:49

message eating a gorgeous rich red velvet cake <drool>

HoneyNorwegianRidgebackdragon Fri 08-Jul-11 19:22:48

Message is sulking because it hasn't got a Harry potter wizard hat envy

superjobeespecs Sat 09-Jul-11 18:29:23

message just ate a bombay bad boy and liked it blush

HoneyNorwegianRidgebackdragon Sun 10-Jul-11 18:05:11

Message unable to be deleted as doing jury service

ColdHeartedBellatrix Sun 10-Jul-11 18:27:28

Message found passed out in the corner

bellavita Sun 10-Jul-11 18:44:12

Message full up with indian take away... <<flup>>

superjobeespecs Sun 10-Jul-11 19:59:51

message is stressed because its mum and MIL hate each other and are arguing over babysitting their unborn grandson during said messages wedding next may

superjobeespecs Mon 11-Jul-11 11:21:42

message shot the sherriff

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

superjobeespecs Mon 11-Jul-11 16:30:23

message is in dire need of tena lady atm blush

NearlyHeadlessnickelbabe Mon 11-Jul-11 17:05:30

Message deleted for parking on the pavement (meaning it had to move the sign that nickelbabe had put there to stop the bastards parking on the bloody pavement )

HoneyNorwegianRidgebackdragon Mon 11-Jul-11 22:12:08

Message wondering how the hell it ended up in classics

HoneyNorwegianRidgebackdragon Mon 11-Jul-11 22:12:39

Message now paranoid it is being retired for younger fresher message

superjobeespecs Mon 11-Jul-11 22:45:59

message bloody pleased with itself and all other messages for being so fricking awesome it was moved to classics smile <well done everyone!!>

superjobeespecs Wed 13-Jul-11 17:10:57

message wanted to revive the thread.. after killing it blush

TheMagnificentBathykolpian Wed 13-Jul-11 17:12:57

Message shoved in a bottle and chucked off the White Cliffs of Dover

RunAwayWife Wed 13-Jul-11 17:28:12

Message eaten by goat

SeymoreButts Wed 13-Jul-11 18:03:11

Message rehashed following listening exercise.

mankymummymoo Wed 13-Jul-11 18:10:35

message deleted by mumsnet - cos im hormonal
message deleted by mumsnet - cos im so pissed on wine i cant focus on which key to press
message deleted by mumsnet - COS I CAN !!!!!

Message sent to the norty step

Message should've done what it was told, when it was told, the first time it was told

messagedeletedfornotusingthespacekeycapitalsorpunctuation

message dispicable on Mumsnet

HoneyNorwegianRidgebackdragon Wed 13-Jul-11 23:00:50

Message has gone power crazy and deleted threads I'm on bye bye Mumsnet as we know it

superjobeespecs Thu 14-Jul-11 16:29:07

messssage isss watching the jungle book

RunAwayWife Thu 14-Jul-11 20:55:06

Message deleted by Netmums because it did not say hun!!!

TrillianAuror Thu 14-Jul-11 21:33:31

Message deleted by... Mumsnet is currently unavailable

superjobee Sat 16-Jul-11 18:15:08

message has a whole new half of a name grin

Message is pregnant wink grin

Message has had far too much wine and feels a bit [vom] [vom] [hic]

superjobee Mon 18-Jul-11 13:02:35

message is huge and needs to be deleted by mumsnet to make room for other messages <fat message alert>

DartsRus Wed 20-Jul-11 22:25:22

Message is waving a red flag

GivingUpIsEasiest Wed 20-Jul-11 23:16:37

Message is despressed due to dc school report.

NearlyHeadlessnickelbabe Thu 21-Jul-11 10:43:03

message deleted for believing something to be true, when in actual fact, the question had been ignored completely and not answered.

message liable for an extra £35 for the error!

superjobee Fri 22-Jul-11 17:31:01

message deleted thru interwebbing with hairy handed truckers grin

message feeling very odd after last nights curry

Message feeling grumpy

message hijacked by misogynists and banned

chocolateyclur Sat 23-Jul-11 17:05:21

coursework message come over by Mumsnet

superjobee Sat 23-Jul-11 17:54:31

message absconded from prison

message fed up waiting for a phone call

moonferret Sat 23-Jul-11 23:42:11

Message deleted as someone couldn't cope with a point of view other than their own.

superjobee Sat 23-Jul-11 23:43:53

message has seen more and more messages being deleted and is worried for its safety

sjuperwolef Thu 01-Sep-11 12:44:57

message bumped deleted just for fun grin

DirtyDessert Sat 03-Sep-11 18:10:50

Message deleted by ocado and substituted with something completely different.

Message deleted for not memorizing the school reading scheme
Message away discussing the falling standard of Boden's clothing

choux Tue 06-Sep-11 23:55:29

.rorre retupmoc ot eud tensmuM yb deteled egasseM

blackeyedsusan Sat 17-Sep-11 23:08:30

message deleted accidently whilst we were trying to kill the spider that ran across the keyboard

blackeyedsusan Sat 17-Sep-11 23:09:03

message deleted whilst we were hoovering up the corpse.

blackeyedsusan Sat 17-Sep-11 23:10:12

message deleted when we tried to reattach the delete key that was hoovered off the keyboard.

Message deleted because, let's face it, it was a bit of a bunfight.

blackeyedsusan Sat 17-Sep-11 23:13:08

message deleted as techies confiscate hammer....

blackeyedsusan Sat 17-Sep-11 23:14:05

oh bugger now the whole thread has been deleted... we'll have to tell justine they were fighting again...

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