share my shame...

(167 Posts)
thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:01:10

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

bathbuns Fri 14-May-10 22:36:34

I'm seriously tempted to ask you to do it again and see how many times you get away with it. They might have a 'step away from the pregnant lady' policy now and not step in for quite some time.

You could dye it all sorts of different colours and test reactions to each.

Oh TSC I feel for you.

While shaking with laughter grin

DastardlyandSmugly Fri 14-May-10 22:22:52

Made my week - brilliant.

BrownNotCameronPlease Fri 14-May-10 21:45:37


<Well for us laughing, possibley not so much for you though >

Thank you for the best laugh in ages!!

SeaShellsOnTheSeaShore Fri 14-May-10 21:37:46

grin you poor poor woman. That's the best laugh I've had for ages, so sorry it's at your expense blush

Oh dear TSC. Just seen this on the round up. I keep giggling and have had to tell DH all about it.

CoupleofKooks Fri 14-May-10 19:14:10

the woman who tried to reassure you with

'my head was all over the place too when i was having my second'

was very kind, but your head being all over the place is not the same as your minge being all over the place

Just had this thread linked to in my post natal group... Oh my word, I haven't laughed so much in ages. Oh the shame blush but so bloody funny grin

Ace. Well done TSC. (On sharing, not the original event)

Eglu Fri 14-May-10 17:59:07

TSC I'm equally shock and blush for you.

Well done for not name changing for this.

Oh god.... I'm in hysterics at work. Thank you op!

A long time ago I walked out of the changing rooms in topshop, across the floor to the tills to buy the skirt I tried on, then realised I hadn't put my own skirt back on, and was wearing (the horror) massive white pants, black tights, and white heeled boots.

But that's still not as bad as having my minge on display in a swimming pool. grin

Thediaryofanobody Fri 14-May-10 17:43:28

OMG I've just seen this I screamed with laughter poor poor OP. It's like one of those horrifying nightmares you have when you suddenly realise your nekkid and everyone is staring only you actually did it!!!! grin

LilRedWG Fri 14-May-10 17:30:19

TSC - thanks for making a bad bay good.

This is the best thing I've read in a very long time - thank you TSC! grin

YanknCock Fri 14-May-10 17:02:42


Thank goodness for roundup, I miss all the good stuff due to being back at work.

Home sick today, and this has made me feel ten times better, thanks TSC!

ninja Fri 14-May-10 16:27:55

Thank you for beinging a smile to my face. I'm sorry it was at your expense.

I'm sure most people will just think they imagined it

pagwatch Fri 14-May-10 14:43:52

Oh I have just come across this.

Bloody brilliant TSC!

Everytime I think of your DH mouthing 'what the fuck - your minge!' I get the giggles really badly

Astrophe Fri 14-May-10 14:38:54

A sporran! a sporran! Oh Mrs Meow Stop you're killing me! (tears, tears)

FloweryTwats Mon 10-May-10 23:04:37

I read this on my phone in bed this morning and woke DH up by wobbling the whole bed silently laughing!

Kaloki Mon 10-May-10 22:42:57

Haha! That is brilliant!


Bum (sorry grin) I realised just as I hit post that it should read:

I'm not the fanny flaunter,
I'm the fanny flaunter's son,
And no-one's flaunting fannies,
'Til the fanny flaunter comes!

If this baby is a boy, you could get him a t-shirt to coordinate with your Fanny Flasher one - it should read:

I'm not the fanny flasher,
I'm the fanny flasher's son,
And no-one's flashing fannies,
'Til the fanny flasher comes!

OneTwoBuckleMyShoe Mon 10-May-10 21:52:42

pooring = pouring

can't see the screen for laughing so much!

OneTwoBuckleMyShoe Mon 10-May-10 21:51:10

This has to go in Classics!

My DH has just walked in to see if I was ok, as I shook with silent laughter, tears pooring down my face! grin

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