share my shame...

(180 Posts)
thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:01:10

just took dd2 swimming.
for some unbeknowns to me reason i removed my tankini bottoms before getting into the pool and folded them up and put them on the little chair.
i am 31 weeks pregnant,i want to die, dp had taken dd to get her ready and when he arrived 'pool side' i was naked from the waist down...blush

MrsV2012 Sun 03-May-15 22:08:33

Oh my god OP, that's amazing grin
Did you perhaps have a water birth with DD1? Maybe an absent-minded lapse made you think of the birthing pool so removed your bottoms for the occasion? Hahaha :-D

spancake Fri 01-May-15 15:33:13

My favourite MN post EVER!!! X

spancake Fri 01-May-15 15:29:33

Oh Christ on a bike I wish I hadn't read this on my lunch break at work I was incoherent grin 'I can see your minge' lol!!!!!

GlomOfNit Sat 14-Mar-15 22:27:06

Perhaps, when MN flagged this up today, the OP decided she really didn't want to be in the public eye again? Understandable.

catsmother Fri 13-Mar-15 07:36:10

???? ..... why the link from the 15 best threads birthday thing when the OP's disappeared ?

freelanceconundrum Fri 13-Mar-15 06:46:17

Where did it all go???

chasingtherainbow Mon 12-Jan-15 15:51:49

I actually have a laugh induced stitch.

I'm going to be spontaneously bursting into laughter for the rest of the day whenever I imagine the OPs dp slowly approaching then and looking on horror.. ".. what .. The. . Fuck... your minge!"

LaLa5 Sun 11-Jan-15 08:19:59

So so funny!!! Poor OP!

ANewMe2015 Sat 10-Jan-15 23:21:11

I've just shown my husband now and I'm in giggles again - this is possibly the funniest thing I've read on mn smile

Fevertree Sat 10-Jan-15 09:29:13

Just woke my poor dh up, laughing in bed. Haha hilarious!!

BeCool Sat 10-Jan-15 03:01:48

I've never seen this thread before.

I've woken after a really horrible nightmare and couldn't go back to sleep.

This thread is "the cure" grin.wonderfully bonkers and funny. ( your minge <snort>)

wickedlazy Sat 10-Jan-15 01:19:40

Came across this in active. Thank you for bumping, haven't laughed so much in a long time grin

ANewMe2015 Sat 10-Jan-15 00:53:45

Just read this for the first time as it was linked from another thread. Thought idw bump it to share the love as its had me in complete uncontrollable laughter...

bathbuns Fri 14-May-10 22:36:34

I'm seriously tempted to ask you to do it again and see how many times you get away with it. They might have a 'step away from the pregnant lady' policy now and not step in for quite some time.

You could dye it all sorts of different colours and test reactions to each.

Oh TSC I feel for you.

While shaking with laughter grin

DastardlyandSmugly Fri 14-May-10 22:22:52

Made my week - brilliant.

BrownNotCameronPlease Fri 14-May-10 21:45:37

BRILLIANT!

<Well for us laughing, possibley not so much for you though >

Thank you for the best laugh in ages!!


SeaShellsOnTheSeaShore Fri 14-May-10 21:37:46

grin you poor poor woman. That's the best laugh I've had for ages, so sorry it's at your expense blush

Oh dear TSC. Just seen this on the round up. I keep giggling and have had to tell DH all about it.

CoupleofKooks Fri 14-May-10 19:14:10

the woman who tried to reassure you with

'my head was all over the place too when i was having my second'

was very kind, but your head being all over the place is not the same as your minge being all over the place

Just had this thread linked to in my post natal group... Oh my word, I haven't laughed so much in ages. Oh the shame blush but so bloody funny grin

Ace. Well done TSC. (On sharing, not the original event)

Eglu Fri 14-May-10 17:59:07

TSC I'm equally shock and blush for you.

Well done for not name changing for this.

Oh god.... I'm in hysterics at work. Thank you op!

A long time ago I walked out of the changing rooms in topshop, across the floor to the tills to buy the skirt I tried on, then realised I hadn't put my own skirt back on, and was wearing (the horror) massive white pants, black tights, and white heeled boots.

But that's still not as bad as having my minge on display in a swimming pool. grin

Thediaryofanobody Fri 14-May-10 17:43:28

OMG I've just seen this I screamed with laughter poor poor OP. It's like one of those horrifying nightmares you have when you suddenly realise your nekkid and everyone is staring only you actually did it!!!! grin

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