OMG I've just seen this I screamed with laughter poor poor OP. It's like one of those horrifying nightmares you have when you suddenly realise your nekkid and everyone is staring only you actually did it!!!!
Oh god.... I'm in hysterics at work. Thank you op!
A long time ago I walked out of the changing rooms in topshop, across the floor to the tills to buy the skirt I tried on, then realised I hadn't put my own skirt back on, and was wearing (the horror) massive white pants, black tights, and white heeled boots.
But that's still not as bad as having my minge on display in a swimming pool.