share my shame...

(167 Posts)
thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:01:10

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heee hee (again) grin

ottermingoo Sat 08-May-10 18:29:00

pmsl

I need to know what happened next........

colnelcustard Sat 08-May-10 18:31:29

Oh my god, i love that he said that he could see your minge. that's class.

SawneyBeane Sat 08-May-10 18:32:44

You must never leave the house again.

You utter, utter, utter loon.

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:34:46

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Tootlesmummy Sat 08-May-10 18:36:02

Enough, I'm just about wetting myself at this story!

Was there anyone else there and if so please tell me what they were saying/looking like smile

5inthebed Sat 08-May-10 18:36:33

grin

oh my god tsc that must have been absolutely mortifying!but im crying with laughter here!!!!!! oh you poor woman! im 32 weeks and ive done some pretty stupid things but this is just hilarious! it probably wont be the same staff there on monday for aquanatalhmm

JackBauer Sat 08-May-10 18:38:54

xposts

<weeps>

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:39:20

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herbietea Sat 08-May-10 18:40:19

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usualsuspect Sat 08-May-10 18:40:37

grin but blush for you

GypsyMoth Sat 08-May-10 18:41:55

did you clear the pool?? maybe everyone thought you were about to give birth...

are you planning a water birth?

BelleDameSansMerci Sat 08-May-10 18:42:10

TSC!!

Fantastic...

BelleDameSansMerci Sat 08-May-10 18:42:49

Do they have CCTV? You could be on Youtube already. grin

bluebump Sat 08-May-10 18:43:59

grin sorry but that has made me chuckle!

supersalstrawberry Sat 08-May-10 18:44:38

omg a pmsl so much I had to tell dh and the dc why

bless you

this has got to go in classics grin

gettingout Sat 08-May-10 18:45:22

OMG my face is burning for you. Bless you for sharing. I am wetting myself.

Pregnancy hormones are Very Powerful Things.

30andMerkin Sat 08-May-10 18:46:41

Hang on, so you stayed and got in the pool..... how did that work? Did you just stand up and put your bikini bottoms on at the poolside, or did you get your DP to pass them to you and get re-dressed underwater?? And no a dash of shame to the loos?!

I'm trying to work out just how do you extricate yourself from this!

Doyouthinktheysaurus Sat 08-May-10 18:50:32

shock OMG that's fabulous.

PMSL that you actually stood there blowing up inflatables naked from the waist downgrin

whatname Sat 08-May-10 18:50:50

I'm going to pass out. I'm really sorry but haven't laughed this much in years. What happened next?!

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:50:57

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D0G Sat 08-May-10 18:51:02

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SugarMousePink Sat 08-May-10 18:52:38

PML - laughed so much that DH wanted to know what was so funny. Told him and he's still chuckling now....It's the "your minge" that got me!

Sorry for you OP - hope that you are feeling a bit less red faced now but that was so bloody funny!

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