share my shame...

(180 Posts)
thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:01:10

just took dd2 swimming.
for some unbeknowns to me reason i removed my tankini bottoms before getting into the pool and folded them up and put them on the little chair.
i am 31 weeks pregnant,i want to die, dp had taken dd to get her ready and when he arrived 'pool side' i was naked from the waist down...blush

heee hee (again) grin

ottermingoo Sat 08-May-10 18:29:00


I need to know what happened next........

colnelcustard Sat 08-May-10 18:31:29

Oh my god, i love that he said that he could see your minge. that's class.

SawneyBeane Sat 08-May-10 18:32:44

You must never leave the house again.

You utter, utter, utter loon.

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:34:46

it's actually our anniversary of moving in together today...if he plays his cards right he might get to see 'oh my god my minge' again later...

Tootlesmummy Sat 08-May-10 18:36:02

Enough, I'm just about wetting myself at this story!

Was there anyone else there and if so please tell me what they were saying/looking like smile

5inthebed Sat 08-May-10 18:36:33


oh my god tsc that must have been absolutely mortifying!but im crying with laughter here!!!!!! oh you poor woman! im 32 weeks and ive done some pretty stupid things but this is just hilarious! it probably wont be the same staff there on monday for aquanatalhmm

JackBauer Sat 08-May-10 18:38:54



thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:39:20

it was a family swim,which seems to be,in our area,mainly dads...
there was one other woman who,god love her,said when i got in 'not long now eh' and then started a chat with me saying things like 'my head was all over the place too when i was having my second'
fucking hell,i am such a twat.

herbietea Sat 08-May-10 18:40:19

Don't worry about aquanatal on Monday, no one will recognise you with your pants on!wink

PMSL again!

usualsuspect Sat 08-May-10 18:40:37

grin but blush for you

GypsyMoth Sat 08-May-10 18:41:55

did you clear the pool?? maybe everyone thought you were about to give birth...

are you planning a water birth?

BelleDameSansMerci Sat 08-May-10 18:42:10



BelleDameSansMerci Sat 08-May-10 18:42:49

Do they have CCTV? You could be on Youtube already. grin

bluebump Sat 08-May-10 18:43:59

grin sorry but that has made me chuckle!

supersalstrawberry Sat 08-May-10 18:44:38

omg a pmsl so much I had to tell dh and the dc why

bless you

this has got to go in classics grin

gettingout Sat 08-May-10 18:45:22

OMG my face is burning for you. Bless you for sharing. I am wetting myself.

Pregnancy hormones are Very Powerful Things.

30andMerkin Sat 08-May-10 18:46:41

Hang on, so you stayed and got in the pool..... how did that work? Did you just stand up and put your bikini bottoms on at the poolside, or did you get your DP to pass them to you and get re-dressed underwater?? And no a dash of shame to the loos?!

I'm trying to work out just how do you extricate yourself from this!

Doyouthinktheysaurus Sat 08-May-10 18:50:32

shock OMG that's fabulous.

PMSL that you actually stood there blowing up inflatables naked from the waist downgrin

whatname Sat 08-May-10 18:50:50

I'm going to pass out. I'm really sorry but haven't laughed this much in years. What happened next?!

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:50:57

i held the inflated barbie ring by the inflation valve between my teeth so it 'covered' me (about 1\8 of my colossal belly anyway)put my pants on and then ran\waddled to the baby pool and got in the deep end (all 3ft of it)quick.
we had to stay until the pool was empty as i wouldn't get out in front of everyone...

D0G Sat 08-May-10 18:51:02

I am torn between cringing for you and pmsl. grin can just picture you stood there blowing up a ring naked from the bottom completely oblivious. Also laughing at your dp.
If it's any consolation I had a friend who went to the hAir dressers with a small baby and fed from both sides under the capey thing. When the hairdresser removed the cake with a flourish friend realised she had t put herself away and was there completely uncovered top half in front of the mirror. She did have shiny glossy hair though

SugarMousePink Sat 08-May-10 18:52:38

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