share my shame...

(180 Posts)
thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:01:10

just took dd2 swimming.
for some unbeknowns to me reason i removed my tankini bottoms before getting into the pool and folded them up and put them on the little chair.
i am 31 weeks pregnant,i want to die, dp had taken dd to get her ready and when he arrived 'pool side' i was naked from the waist down...blush

Lulumaam Sat 08-May-10 18:02:14

I imagine the bump covered some of your shame?

oh god, that is awful, i am burning up for you!

withorwithoutyou Sat 08-May-10 18:03:13


One pieces for you from now on!

TheFallenMadonna Sat 08-May-10 18:04:22


BallpointPen Sat 08-May-10 18:05:54

shock What went through your mind?

Sorry but giggling here grin

NomDePlume Sat 08-May-10 18:06:04


You poor, befuddled woman. It must be the hormones.

5inthebed Sat 08-May-10 18:06:59


How many people noticed? Did the lifeguard have to tell you to put them back on?

dalek Sat 08-May-10 18:09:17

Thank you for that - am giggling like a loon


how long were you bottom-less?

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:12:30

dp arrived with dd as i was inflating her new rubber ring (bottomless) so in answer to the 'how long for' question 'as long as it takes to blow up armbands and a rubber ring' and it was the look of horror on his face as he arrived and the frantic mouthing of the word 'what the fuck,your minge' over the poolside that did it... blush

Sorry for your shame but that is hilarious! I am sat here with tears rolling down my cheeks.

JackBauer Sat 08-May-10 18:15:33

Am varying wildly between
shock and grin

What did your DH say? Um, excuse me love, but your bottom is hanging out?

NomDePlume Sat 08-May-10 18:16:10

oh jesus. that you were actually on the polside. I thought you were under the water so at least your modesty was partially preserved.

You can never go swimming there again.

oh god i am laughing so much the dc are most puzzled - what did your dh say? did any members of the public see you and what did you do next? did you still go for your swim? Oh lordy i am sure your pg state can excuse you.

maybebaby23 Sat 08-May-10 18:19:37

Oh. My. Gosh..not laughed so much in a long time!!! Sorry OP grin that is absolutely hilarious grin

I do feel for you though, honest!! Cringe!!

herbietea Sat 08-May-10 18:19:40

Sorry, but DS2 and I are laughing so hard at this.

Did you waddle run into the changing rooms?

pjmama Sat 08-May-10 18:21:49

PMSL! Thanks for brightening up my evening!

At least you're obviously pregnant, so hopefully onlookers would have been a bit understanding.

Why did you feel the need to take your pants off but leave your top half on?! I could understand better if you'd stripped naked in a baby-brain/confused "am I getting in the bath" moment, but I don't get the half Monty?!

Bless you grin

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:25:05

i don't know why i did it-dp just had this look of utter horror on his face and was gesturing to me as i stood huffing and puffing inflating sodding barbie plastic on poolside-as he gestured and was mouthing 'your minge,i can see your minge' it dawned on me...
and to think i did a basic bikini line 'trim' just prior to leaving as i was worried about twigs potentially hanging out the nest iyswim. i can't go to aquanatal on monday now can i...

Spatchadoodledo Sat 08-May-10 18:25:17

They usually advise saving the drugs for labour.. grin

You poor thing! I am blush for you!!

(Was the pool crowded? <nosey>) )

SrStanislaus Sat 08-May-10 18:25:30

I stopped laughing -then went back and reread .
Laughing all over again.

Oh -I mean sorry. Im sure no-one noticed. Pools are so busy and people never look at anyone else while they are in there .Specially not those in the spectators gallery...........

Joolyjoolyjoo Sat 08-May-10 18:27:19

OMG- Poor you! (but v. funny! grin)

Never mind, you can dine out on that one for years (as my mum would have said!)

BessieBoots Sat 08-May-10 18:27:34

Oh lordy may! That's brilliant!

BallpointPen Sat 08-May-10 18:28:05

"'what the fuck,your minge'"

Oh Oh, am crying now!

Monty27 Sat 08-May-10 18:28:30

OMG - rofl. Sorry. You poor thing. blush <carries on rofl>. The image of you dp's face. grin

LoveBeingAHungParliament Sat 08-May-10 18:28:52

Oh my god had you been Reading the smear thread before you went??? Love you husbands discreat way of telling you

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