share my shame...

(167 Posts)
thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:01:10

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Lulumaam Sat 08-May-10 18:02:14

I imagine the bump covered some of your shame?

oh god, that is awful, i am burning up for you!

withorwithoutyou Sat 08-May-10 18:03:13

shock

One pieces for you from now on!

TheFallenMadonna Sat 08-May-10 18:04:22

No!!!

BallpointPen Sat 08-May-10 18:05:54

shock What went through your mind?

Sorry but giggling here grin

NomDePlume Sat 08-May-10 18:06:04

OMG

You poor, befuddled woman. It must be the hormones.

5inthebed Sat 08-May-10 18:06:59

blush

How many people noticed? Did the lifeguard have to tell you to put them back on?

dalek Sat 08-May-10 18:09:17

Thank you for that - am giggling like a loon

shock

how long were you bottom-less?

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:12:30

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Sorry for your shame but that is hilarious! I am sat here with tears rolling down my cheeks.

JackBauer Sat 08-May-10 18:15:33

Am varying wildly between
shock and grin

What did your DH say? Um, excuse me love, but your bottom is hanging out?

NomDePlume Sat 08-May-10 18:16:10

oh jesus. that you were actually on the polside. I thought you were under the water so at least your modesty was partially preserved.

You can never go swimming there again.

oh god i am laughing so much the dc are most puzzled - what did your dh say? did any members of the public see you and what did you do next? did you still go for your swim? Oh lordy i am sure your pg state can excuse you.

maybebaby23 Sat 08-May-10 18:19:37

Oh. My. Gosh..not laughed so much in a long time!!! Sorry OP grin that is absolutely hilarious grin

I do feel for you though, honest!! Cringe!!

herbietea Sat 08-May-10 18:19:40

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pjmama Sat 08-May-10 18:21:49

PMSL! Thanks for brightening up my evening!

At least you're obviously pregnant, so hopefully onlookers would have been a bit understanding.

Why did you feel the need to take your pants off but leave your top half on?! I could understand better if you'd stripped naked in a baby-brain/confused "am I getting in the bath" moment, but I don't get the half Monty?!

Bless you grin

thesecondcoming Sat 08-May-10 18:25:05

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Spatchadoodledo Sat 08-May-10 18:25:17

They usually advise saving the drugs for labour.. grin

You poor thing! I am blush for you!!

(Was the pool crowded? <nosey>) )

SrStanislaus Sat 08-May-10 18:25:30

OMG
I stopped laughing -then went back and reread .
Laughing all over again.

Oh -I mean ...so sorry. Im sure no-one noticed. Pools are so busy and people never look at anyone else while they are in there .Specially not those in the spectators gallery...........

Joolyjoolyjoo Sat 08-May-10 18:27:19

OMG- Poor you! (but v. funny! grin)

Never mind, you can dine out on that one for years (as my mum would have said!)

BessieBoots Sat 08-May-10 18:27:34

Oh lordy may! That's brilliant!

BallpointPen Sat 08-May-10 18:28:05

"'what the fuck,your minge'"

Oh Oh, am crying now!

Monty27 Sat 08-May-10 18:28:30

OMG - rofl. Sorry. You poor thing. blush <carries on rofl>. The image of you dp's face. grin

LoveBeingAHungParliament Sat 08-May-10 18:28:52

Oh my god had you been Reading the smear thread before you went??? Love you husbands discreat way of telling you

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