Oh God, I have just laughed so much I had to puff away on my inhaler - didn't work much except to take my laugh from choking to Mutleyesque.

I do hope you are feeling better now, MP.

You are falling to pieces, mp. First coughing, now public farting. Whatever next.

no WAY is this thread going to stay

It is TERRIBLE

my throat hurts - I've only been able to read two bedtime stories <croak>

[leeches]

Get on with it MP. And poke those you know to get this thread on Classics to be saved (perhaps along with you) forever.

Steady on now.

I hope there are not the faintest stirrings of sympathy here on this thread. Even the most infinitesimal amount of care or concern would be utterly fatal to mp in her current state.

Desist nice people!

When it is affecting me, I can't even stand up without trumping. It is so annoying, if putting a stitch in my fanny would help, I would do it myself!

Oh MP, sorry you've been so poorly but I really do hope you will be including the terrible noise which came out of your unspecified orifice unexpectedly in front of the carpet man in next week's roundup . Choked on my hummus and olives I did.

DG: you are not alone with the fanny problem. My yoga teacher friend tells me certain positions are guaranteed to get everyone trumping (everyone with a fanny that is) and she has to forewarn the class not to be embarrassed .

Well done on the round up. Feel free to wilt a bit now you have discharged your responsibilities.

Please no other uncontrolled discharges though

LOL was giving you a let out there (pun intended) as I have terrible trouble with fanny farts which are totally uncontrolable.

I think it's best if we don't talk about it