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oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

What have you done? Are you ok?

How?
Explain the nature of your injuries my dear.

What have you done?

It is an internal injury. I am looking through the medicine cabinet for anything that can be used in that region.

Mooncup casualty?

What on earth happened??

ouch.

how? and what?

Don't put cream there dear, it'll sting like hell. What have you done?

"I am looking through the medicine cabinet for anything that can be used in that region."

Would a tampon stem the blood flow?

DH and I engaged in some...activities and it all went horribly wrong. Ok my medicinal choices are vaseline or natural yoghurt? Which should I use?

Ice pack??

sALT bath

did you have a shaving injury??

or waxing???

ooh, you got wax stucj to your fragile area and got into the bath, the wax stuck to the bath, you got out and........

OMG

Have a warm bath, don't shove anything up there.

what on earth were you doing ?

Sexual activities?? On a week day??

TROLL!!

Haha, just kiddin

What exactly happened??

We need more info before we can offer advice

Ha. Who was it who stuck themselves to the bath? That was hilarious.

vaseline.

how? how? mind boggling..... and ice pack,

Can't advise until we know what happened. 'Activities' doesn't cut it (excuse the pun). What did you do FGS!

is anything stuck up there??.. cut or torn.. or is it more mucsly?

I don't really want to shove anything else up there, I fear somethings stuck and thats whats causing the pain. I thought vaseline may lubricate and the yoghurt might nurture?

We must know what happened, you can't leave us hanging like this?

My mind is going to places I'm not comfortable with.

yoghurt might be cooling,