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I seem to have had an accident

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By Tue 16-Jun-09 21:34:00 Add message | Report | Contact poster

oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 18-Oct-09 23:16:59

Oooh just seen this has been moved to classics - my first ever classics - its a proud night! grin

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Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 26-Aug-09 13:45:41

That is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time, I hate missing out usually and coming to a thread late, but I think read as a whole thread it is a classic. grin

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 26-Aug-09 13:21:26

Gah, I'm here too late, she's revealed it as a troll, but I had an excellent excuse for the A&E docs 'I was demonstrating miniature hurdling to my hamster and missed a jump' grin

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 26-Aug-09 13:09:37

I can't believe I missed this thread, hilarious, good as Rhubarbs garlic up the fanjo thread!

am still spluttering

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 26-Aug-09 13:07:07

Giraffes really CantRunA10K with splinters up their fanjos grin

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 26-Aug-09 12:59:02

absolutely hilarious!!

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 17-Jun-09 20:13:02

That was hilarious
I came late and read it all
funny as hell
well done girrafes smile

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 17-Jun-09 20:05:10

aww you make me blush blush

I thought I was going to get rumbled because I had been on about feast lollys earlier on and that inspired the thread. (NOT that I was tempted to try)

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 17-Jun-09 15:27:43

I have had a really bad day and this thread has cheered me up no end! grin

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