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Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

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FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:21:54

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

georgiad Thu 11-Sep-14 13:50:01

OMG
OMFG
LOL
LMAO
ROLF
This is so funny I'm running out of acronyms!!!!!!!!!

FrankUnderwood Thu 13-Mar-14 19:10:11

If he was 5 at the time (2008), he's now 11. Perhaps time to show him a photo, in a pre-puberty sex ed chat?

ALKN Wed 12-Mar-14 23:32:43

We were invited to our vicar's house for marriage preparation, and shown into his study, where there was a child's clay sculpture of a baby's hand gripping a grown-up's finger with the words 'I love you Daddy' underneath. Sweet, only it didn't look like a finger, thus lending an altogether sinister tone to the artwork.

pigletmania Fri 16-Sep-11 21:15:52

gringringrin great photo, how old is your ds?

AitchTwoOh Fri 19-Aug-11 09:14:40

ROOOOOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLE at emmajane's ds's large clay cock. grin

AmberLeaf Fri 19-Aug-11 09:12:33

Hilarious! bless him!

EllenJane...love the 'moneybox' !!!

Granny23 Fri 19-Aug-11 01:19:30

One of the best threads ever. Is (are?)Franny and Zooey still on mumsnet? I always used to rush to read their posts and was never disappointed.

EllenJaneisnotmyname Fri 19-Aug-11 01:13:20

This thread is sooo weird. My DS1's clay, varnished 'moneybox' picture is on my profile page, please look. blush

littlelapin Wed 22-Jun-11 13:04:09

I thought this sounded familiar grin

Ah that picture made me grin

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Summerbird73 Wed 22-Jun-11 12:47:40

i too was wondering about the little 8yo boy now - it is getting close to humiliation time! wink

MrsDistinctlyMintyMonetarism Wed 22-Jun-11 12:10:27

<wheezes with laughter in attractive Muttley fashion>

brilliant thread. Just genius.

lionheart Wed 22-Jun-11 11:24:20

I think you should encourage his natural talent. One day you may well be invited to the opening of his first sculpture exhibition and it will be an amazing sight!

wink

startail Wed 22-Jun-11 11:20:09

I shall set about my house work with tears of laughter on my cheeks. grin

SeaShellsHasSandInHerShoes Wed 22-Jun-11 11:10:19

How did I miss this first time around?! grin hilarious

One wonders what he is making now 3 years on with an 8 year olds imagination compared to a 5yo. The mind boggles!

rockinhippy Wed 22-Jun-11 11:09:00

I read "Clock" too grin - sorry no advice, but thanks for the laugh
smile

SoupDragon Wed 22-Jun-11 11:08:44

Funnily enough, I was thinking of this thread as I admired the display of clay beanstalks DD and her reception classmates had made. Another mother and I exchanged looks and sniggered.

Some look like kinky vibrators with nobbly bits on the sides but there is one which is erect, bare and proud.

Crosshair Wed 22-Jun-11 11:03:55

great thread!

Summerbird73 Wed 22-Jun-11 10:53:11

OMG have just been directed to this, i am at work feeling v poorly and sorry for myself and now my colleagues are looking at me all odd as i am crying laughing (discreetly obv). How the hell did i get away with looking at a pic of a clay cock at work!

This thread is fab! Having a bit of a sad day and this has cheered me right up!

Hahhahaha AGAIN!

popsycal Thu 14-Jan-10 20:02:57

omg
I have had the most horrible day for a long time and have just found this thread

i have tears rolling down my face
classic thread

Wigglesworth Mon 11-Jan-10 20:52:03

PMSL this thread is ace.

MollyRoger Mon 11-Jan-10 20:48:49

oh I am so happy, this thread is an old friend and The pic is still there....!

Franzo, I know you lurky sometimes - big love to you and your little dudes x

MavisEnderby Mon 11-Jan-10 20:44:04

Oh I remember this,is it in mn classics?If not it should be

Haven't seen F+Z posting for ages sadly,as she was/is very funny

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