Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

(244 Posts)
FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:21:54

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

Heckler Sun 15-Mar-15 21:02:52

Francis!!!

How bloody marvellous to see you!

(You would know me as NormaStanley etc, but have name changed to honour a slightly drunken act earlier this week)

FrannyandZooey Wed 11-Mar-15 20:51:20

Can't believe ds's clay cock made the legendary threads list. I'm not convinced the actual thread is the funniest ever, but I admit the photo is quite something.

I have some sad news for people, though. Please sit down before reading any further. The clay cock sadly passed away a few months ago. We had left it in a long forgotten corner of the house and when, in a fit of tidying, we unearthed it again, it had lost its proud stature and been reduced to a pile of rubble. I know. It was a tragic day sniff We gave it a good send off in the rubbish bin

I am however pleased to report that my fabulous ds1 is now nearly 12, and, while not exactly what I would call normal, has never shown any signs of repeating his phallic sculpture phase.

Anyway. waves I don't know if anyone remembers me, but, hello, and a very Happy Birthday to MN.

georgiad Thu 11-Sep-14 13:50:01

OMG
OMFG
LOL
LMAO
ROLF
This is so funny I'm running out of acronyms!!!!!!!!!

FrankUnderwood Thu 13-Mar-14 19:10:11

If he was 5 at the time (2008), he's now 11. Perhaps time to show him a photo, in a pre-puberty sex ed chat?

ALKN Wed 12-Mar-14 23:32:43

We were invited to our vicar's house for marriage preparation, and shown into his study, where there was a child's clay sculpture of a baby's hand gripping a grown-up's finger with the words 'I love you Daddy' underneath. Sweet, only it didn't look like a finger, thus lending an altogether sinister tone to the artwork.

pigletmania Fri 16-Sep-11 21:15:52

gringringrin great photo, how old is your ds?

AitchTwoOh Fri 19-Aug-11 09:14:40

ROOOOOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLE at emmajane's ds's large clay cock. grin

AmberLeaf Fri 19-Aug-11 09:12:33

Hilarious! bless him!

EllenJane...love the 'moneybox' !!!

Granny23 Fri 19-Aug-11 01:19:30

One of the best threads ever. Is (are?)Franny and Zooey still on mumsnet? I always used to rush to read their posts and was never disappointed.

EllenJaneisnotmyname Fri 19-Aug-11 01:13:20

This thread is sooo weird. My DS1's clay, varnished 'moneybox' picture is on my profile page, please look. blush

littlelapin Wed 22-Jun-11 13:04:09

I thought this sounded familiar grin

Ah that picture made me grin

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Summerbird73 Wed 22-Jun-11 12:47:40

i too was wondering about the little 8yo boy now - it is getting close to humiliation time! wink

MrsDistinctlyMintyMonetarism Wed 22-Jun-11 12:10:27

<wheezes with laughter in attractive Muttley fashion>

brilliant thread. Just genius.

lionheart Wed 22-Jun-11 11:24:20

I think you should encourage his natural talent. One day you may well be invited to the opening of his first sculpture exhibition and it will be an amazing sight!

wink

startail Wed 22-Jun-11 11:20:09

I shall set about my house work with tears of laughter on my cheeks. grin

SeaShellsHasSandInHerShoes Wed 22-Jun-11 11:10:19

How did I miss this first time around?! grin hilarious

One wonders what he is making now 3 years on with an 8 year olds imagination compared to a 5yo. The mind boggles!

rockinhippy Wed 22-Jun-11 11:09:00

I read "Clock" too grin - sorry no advice, but thanks for the laugh
smile

SoupDragon Wed 22-Jun-11 11:08:44

Funnily enough, I was thinking of this thread as I admired the display of clay beanstalks DD and her reception classmates had made. Another mother and I exchanged looks and sniggered.

Some look like kinky vibrators with nobbly bits on the sides but there is one which is erect, bare and proud.

Crosshair Wed 22-Jun-11 11:03:55

great thread!

Summerbird73 Wed 22-Jun-11 10:53:11

OMG have just been directed to this, i am at work feeling v poorly and sorry for myself and now my colleagues are looking at me all odd as i am crying laughing (discreetly obv). How the hell did i get away with looking at a pic of a clay cock at work!

This thread is fab! Having a bit of a sad day and this has cheered me right up!

Hahhahaha AGAIN!

popsycal Thu 14-Jan-10 20:02:57

omg
I have had the most horrible day for a long time and have just found this thread

i have tears rolling down my face
classic thread

Wigglesworth Mon 11-Jan-10 20:52:03

PMSL this thread is ace.

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