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NOISY SEX
PLEASE IT HAS HAD ME IN STITCHES THIS EVENING

Change one letter movie titles, pleasepleaseplease this HAS to go in Classics.

This one please www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1619343-to-let-my-five-year-old-still-sleep-in-my-bed-or-are-the-eyebrow-raisers-BU . It's not funny, but it's really lovely ... And parents who get tutted at for sharing a bed with their children might find it useful and encouraging in future.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1623519-Dont-give-up-work-to-be-a-SAHM-unless?pg=17

There is talk on this thread of needing to put it somewhere that it won't disappear - it's got some important discussion and debate regarding the need to maintain financial independence within a relationship, especially after the arrival of DCs.

Not funny or heartwarming, but serious and relevant for all.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1623519-Dont-give-up-work-to-be-a-SAHM-unless?pg=17

Linked now, sorry!

The worst presents one - if only for the painting and the tin of beans..

Ponders suggests this thread and it was fun indeed....

Love this one!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1685456-Funniest-things-blurted-out-by-defiant-children

I thought this staffroom thread worthy of inclusion
fingers crossed link works ...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1708015-In-thinking-theres-nothing-more-humiliating - embarrassing moments

This Mooncup related thread was linked to by a MNetter in a 'What is a mooncup' type discussion... I've only just stopped laughing/wincing...

I'm thinking this one is a candidate for inclusion.

This thread has got to become a classic.
It's got PTA bitching, passive aggression, Facebook, back-pedalling, subject-of-thread-probably-READING-thread, cunt bunting, cakes, Mini Eggs, more cakes, lemon drizzle cakes and petty grudges.......

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll bake.....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1718384-To-pelt-my-cakes-at-this-mums-head-in-the-playground-this-afternoon-fume?pg=13

^^ I laughed so hard at that thread I nearly had an asthma attack. It is brilliant.

I'd like to nominate this little gem, which is currently tucked away in the dog section.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_doghouse/a1710762-Any-advice-on-finding-a-new-loving-home#38132065

This thread is brilliant. I cried with laughter www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1722723-to-feel-annoyed-at-that-women-in-the-coffee-shop?msgid=38275215#38275215

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/a1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage#38394811

The funny things that toddlers do cheers me up on a bad day, its here

I know how her boss felt

you may notice I enjoyed this one

Have you ever encountered anyone this cheeky? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1735637-Have-you-ever-encountered-anyone-this-cheeky?msgid=38627837#38627837

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a1743036-House-rules-I-forgot-to-make is keeping us paralysed with laughter but it's in "chat" and will disappear! please rescue it and save it for posterity in "classics"

This one this one!! P L E A S E...?

This one, pretty please?

A missing driving licence, plus ONS with big cock soldier, creative use of a belt and a whole new meaning of "PM" (ie porn/perv message).