If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy Wed 18-Jul-07 11:30:13

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

NomDePlume Tue 18-Mar-08 20:59:37

Terry and Pauline run a Blackpool B&B. Their favourite customers are the blue rinse coach parties.

Brian (Bingo Bri) is a bingo-caller and works at the B&B every Wednesday and Friday night.


Gordon has converted his garden shed into a haven for his model railway collection. His wife, Diane, wishes he was more dynamic and sexually adventurous.

NomDePlume Tue 18-Mar-08 20:45:34

Kim always flashes her (not great) tits to hail cabs after a night out.

Helen always ends up holding Kim's hair back.


Seb is on a gap year in Thailand. When he comes home he will study marketing at University.

Thalia is a ladyboy. She'd quite like a go on Seb. She likes his foppish blonde hair and big blue eyes. She's seen the bulge in his combat trousers when she smoulders at him in the hostess club.

BearMama Tue 18-Mar-08 20:38:49

Kim works in the gift shop of a tourist attraction. She likes to gossip with Helen in payroll and her favourite film is "Dirty Dancing". She likes going on staff nights out, getting pissed and trying her luck with the cute guides who think she is a bit annoying because she is always asking too many personal questions when they are outside having a fag break.

NomDePlume Tue 18-Mar-08 20:28:42

(he obv works on the paper, he cycles on a bicycle he found in a skip)

NomDePlume Tue 18-Mar-08 20:27:49

Teddy was a Lloyds name. He had to sell everything, including the family silver, when it all went the way of the pear. He rents the lodge to the stunning Queen Anne mansion he once owned. A vulgar city boy, Tre, bought the house for a song and proceeded to rip the beautiful oak panelling from the billiard room and fitted a bar and disco ball. Tre is planning a Japanese Zen garden instead of the celebrated Gertrude Jekyll landscape. Teddy does not approve.


Greg is a vegetarian and cycles to work on a small, unpopular, lefty newspaper.

BearMama Tue 18-Mar-08 20:16:39

Jon and Fi are funky modern parents. Jon is bald and has piercings and illustrates comics and Fi is a stay at home mum who calls herself bisexual but has never actually been with a woman. They met at art college and knew Jamie Hewlett before he did Tank Girl.

moodlumthehoodlum Tue 18-Mar-08 20:04:06

I heart this thread.

I love it. My favourite ever thread on MN. Ever. Ever. Ever.

Nothing is funnier.

Thank god its been revived.

fivecandles Tue 18-Mar-08 20:03:52

Lynne is a lesbian electrician. It's great that she's a woman electrician but unfortunately she's not very good at it. Nobody else knows this yet but the last house she rewired is soon going to be a pile of ash. No one will be hurt.

Anne is a thirty something teacher who cries and eats berries whilst perching on the desk teaching sixth formers. They look sideways at each other, then at the clock.

NomDePlume Tue 18-Mar-08 20:01:07

Oh god. I forgot how much I love this thread.

It is my fav ever MN thread, I think

Janni Tue 18-Mar-08 18:53:12

Come on Cod, you got Donna to type that. It's even worse than usual grin

BenFMsmum Tue 18-Mar-08 18:31:00

And has Maria revealed what she got up to at the weekend??

BenFMsmum Tue 18-Mar-08 18:30:06

Anyone know what Karen has been up to??

GermaineSneer Tue 18-Mar-08 18:25:00

WHAT IUS GOIGN ON wiht this thread being resureted

Janni Mon 17-Mar-08 22:34:23

If yuor naem si Cod you wokr in teh typnig pool. Wthi Donna.

princessosyth Mon 17-Mar-08 22:13:52

Amber used to be Adam. Gavin likes it that way.

lissielouwithbunnyears Mon 17-Mar-08 21:59:46

but has latched onto Amber the 19yo temp who chews gum and files her nails at the same time

princessosyth Mon 17-Mar-08 21:57:34

Kathleen and Gavin eventually got it together. Gavin has avoided Kathleen like the plague ever since.

MrsScavo Tue 31-Jul-07 21:46:23

Kathleen eats mints. Constantly.

MotherofZ Mon 23-Jul-07 09:47:15

Kathleen works at the local council and is responsible for ordering stationary in her department. When no one is around she reads 'Mens Health' and admires the lovely photographs. She has a huge crush on Gavin, the 23 yr old lad who works in her department and always asks how her weekend was. Kathleen is 54.

DangerousBeans Sun 22-Jul-07 10:44:43

Dino chewed up Michael's Nike trainers.
He didn't mention it to Chester and Topher, as he couldn't cope with a scene.
One of the laces is completely missing.
Michael knows Chester and Topher will panic when Dino passes it.
Michael has decided to go and stay at his parent's house for a few days, until the problem is passed!

ShinyHarryPplHoldingPortkeys Sat 21-Jul-07 19:56:04

Jayne's mother, Joanie, goes to the evangelical church with her neighbour, Rosie. She has persuaded Jane to allow her to take her oldest grandchildren, Max, (8), Martha (6) and Ged (4) with her Sunday services. Jayne isn't keen on her children being brainwashed by happy clapping, but relishes the opportunity to clean the oven and think about Roger while her husband Kevin takes Luke, their current youngest to the park.

Joanie wears flowery dresses and head scarves enjoys dancing round her living room with a feather duster listening to Christian music. Her grandkids thinks she great fun; Jayne finds her quite embarassing.

LaBoheme Sat 21-Jul-07 19:14:04

Debbie is a make-up artist, she hands out laminated cards after she has sold any stock

Josh is in a band, he plays Bass guitar

Elizabeth favours loud prints in swimwear, she believes them to be v slimming

Lucy has got a first is looking for a foot in the door in Investment Banking

Joshua 'did' Sarah at the office Xmas party, he now has a funny itch but is too embarrassed to go to the GUM clinic to sort it out.

mummymagic Sat 21-Jul-07 17:44:49

Did anyone do Sarah?

moodlumthehoodlum Sat 21-Jul-07 17:28:27

Aah they got a dog. How lovely. And Dino. Great name.

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