Recording the "Savaged MinMin" story for posterity

(44 Posts)
lemonaid Sat 23-Jun-07 23:38:27

(Backstory: this tale was posted on BMC and eventually copied here, to much general rejoicing. But it was (we think) in Chat here so has been deleted, and although it's still there on BMC one can't rely on that forever. So here it is, in a non-Chat topic for archiving and enjoyment by future generations)

By Bewilderedmum, posting on Bad Mothers Club, 00:03 29/01/2007

After ds1 was born, I needed stitches. They removed the top half of the bed, and put me at the bottom half, with my feet in stirrups. It was a very small delivery room - in part cos I don't think they thought I was EVER going to give birth

Soo - am there, feet in stirrups, occupying the bottom half of the bed. The doctor was perched on a wheely stool thing, in this tiny delivery room, awaiting the passive arrival of my torn min-min, for his ministrations...

Aaanyway, cos of syntocinon drip, I was still honking like a good 'un, so some bright spark, propped me up on pillows , and raised the bottom part of the bed, so I didn't choke....

Unfortunately, because I am incredibly supple (tae kwon do) and had an epidural, which meant I had no feeling or control (or so I sez )

I SLID down the delivery table, past the end, past the stirrups - my feet stayed where they were in the stiruups, but the rest of me carried on..) and into the face of the waiting doctor.

Cos it was a small delivery room, he was PINNED to the wall, by my savaged min-min - honest to god, it was in his face. he shouted "HELP" in quite a distressed tone of voice, but the midwives and dh were busy with the baby..

After 38 hours of labour, and a severe sense of humour failure throughout - it suddenly returned..

The Doctor looked SO panicked - like I was wielding a sub machine gun, not a savaged min-min.

I remarked to him "I bet you didn't think you'd spend your saturday night like THIS did you!!" Then I LITERALLY pissed myself laughing - in his face...

Dh turned to me, with some irritation, and said "FGS sober up - you're a mother now!" - which made me laugh even more!! and the midwives ran to oik me up the bed - but the doctor looked distinctly nervous - he did a FABULOUS job of my stitches - afterwards, I hardly knew they were there -

mind you - by this point, he was prolly so freaked out by my min-min, that he thought if he didn't do a good job, my min would find out where he lived, and would come and burn his house down....

KnickersNotPanties Sat 22-Sep-12 12:44:22

My favourite of all time

boldandbeautiful Wed 02-May-12 14:26:45

Couldnt resist bumping. I actually cried. Hilarious.

PorkChopSter Sun 18-Sep-11 20:03:37

And BMC is still going grin 3)

This is brilliant! grin

PippiL Fri 30-Apr-10 13:06:51

Brilliant. Very hard to PSYL while at work in a very large open plan office.

weblette Tue 27-Apr-10 23:35:03

Oh bewildered - am a sort-of BMCer so lovely to see you around. This story always makes me reach for the Tenas xxx

MotherJack Tue 27-Apr-10 23:29:28

Oh gawd, THANK YOU Mrsrhettbutler. I had totally forgotten about this one, and I really needed it tonight!

TinyPawz Tue 27-Apr-10 23:26:08

OMG I haven't laught so much in YEARS....actual tears a streaming down my face.

Love it

i'm bumping this to spread the laughter!

thumbwitch Tue 27-Apr-10 04:48:57

That was 12 years ago? I think it's the first time I've read it in full - it's absolutely hysterical though!
Thanks for posting it in the first place, Bewilderedmum - hope your child doesn't see it and link it back to you though!

pmsl tha tis hilarious!! What was the midwives and your DH's reaction when they realised?????

this is the first time i have read this story and am crying with laughter, i can't even read it out loud to dp! i just can't get the words out!

GREAT story bewilderedmum

Bewilderedmum Tue 27-Apr-10 00:53:32

Hi - am Bewilderedmum.

Just wanted to say hi!

Am partly pleased and partly mortified my birth debacle is still doing the rounds, The child in question is now 12, not quite a teenager, but practising hard. xxx

Fabulous, took me ages to read it to my DH as laughing so much grin

FloriaTosca Sat 16-Jan-10 12:04:05

PMSL!!!!tears rolling with hysteria. The wonderpets will never be the same again. Thank you sooooo much for this!!!!

Dalrymps Sat 16-Jan-10 00:02:23

ROFL grin

HeinzSight Fri 15-Jan-10 22:20:14

OMG PMSL!!!!!!!!!

cariboo Fri 15-Jan-10 21:49:27

Am bumping this cos have NEVER, EVER laughed so hard on MN! Priceless.

LastOrders Wed 27-May-09 21:54:36

I first read this whilst I was in bed and DP was asleep next to me.

It took every fibre in my body to control my laughter so as not to wake him, and eventually crawled under the duvet crying with the hilarity of it all!

Thank you so much for putting this back up grin

Geocentric Wed 27-May-09 21:50:39

Very, very, VERY good!!!
grin

drlove8 Wed 27-May-09 21:43:59

bump bump de bump bump grin

TheInvisibleSpookDidIt Wed 22-Oct-08 01:29:07

Omg that is hilarious!!! grin

Just the thing to brighten up my nightshift.

(though the others in the office are giving me strange looks for laughing so much at my laptop grin)

oh dear that really is fab!!!

pmslgrin

CharCharBaGOOOOOOORE Wed 22-Oct-08 00:47:51

That was just what I needed tonight. It's fantastic! ROFL grin

BloodshotEyeballsintheScarySky Wed 22-Oct-08 00:18:11

Do you lot appreciate how difficult it is to piss yourself laughing silently in the same room as your extremely light sleeping baby?? That is fantastic!

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