Remind me again why it would be unreasonable to ban a fully function adult from touching the curtains?

(108 Posts)
HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:07:28

It's a bendy pole. They do not need to be vigourously yanked with vigourously vigour to the ends of the pole.

If you do that then the poor smuck that closes them has to stand on the settee to put them back in the original place so they can open and shut with just a swish.

I don't see how it can be unreasonable to get a megaphone and scream

STOP FUCKING UP THE CURTAINS YOU BIG EVIL CURTAIN ANNHILATING BASTARD.

And yes this is the absolute most important thing I have to worry about. All other worries are mere vexations in comparison to this angry

HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:08:33

Oh I fucking hate that you can see your title in the preview angry

HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:09:23

Actually just fuck it angryangryangryangry

<flounces all over the place>

HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:09:32

angry

HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:09:56

angry <-- I'm actually this colour now

WorraLiberty Mon 30-May-16 23:10:24

Oh come on now

Pull yourself together

<< BOOM - TISH! >>

SissySpacekAteMyHamster Mon 30-May-16 23:11:12

LTB

ProcrastinatorGeneral Mon 30-May-16 23:12:01

<hands HoneyDragon a pelmet and a tasteful set of tie backs>

grin

HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:12:06

Worra you fucking shitweasel I did not deserve that grin

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Mon 30-May-16 23:12:28

are we drawing this to a close so soon?

Catzpyjamas Mon 30-May-16 23:12:40

I get roller blind rage. Is it really so difficult to use the chain thing? If you keep pulling the bottom of the blind, it won't go back up (like the last 2) angry

HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:13:05

I don't think I could be trusted with a pelmet right now.

MadamDeathstare Mon 30-May-16 23:13:39

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:15:17

I post in AIBU. Do I get flamed? No. Do I get told I'm unreasonable? No. What do I get?

Curtain puns.

I hate you all

grin

Catzpyjamas Mon 30-May-16 23:16:59

Could have been worse. If no one replied, you'd have been left hanging...

MyKingdomForBrie Mon 30-May-16 23:18:10

Sounds like you two are poles apart, but blinded by love..

HoneyDragon Mon 30-May-16 23:19:07

Bloody hell, how many of thesehaveyou lot got?

WorraLiberty Mon 30-May-16 23:19:40

I'm hooked on this thread already.

SusanAndBinkyRideForth Mon 30-May-16 23:19:45

I can't visualise what you are saying - any chance of a diagram? Just draw the curtains ...?

grin

BathshebaDarkstone Mon 30-May-16 23:19:50

grin I have nothing to add.

ExpandingRoundTheMiddle Mon 30-May-16 23:19:56

If he's been fiddling with your curtains but the pole is bendy after you've been playing with it vigorously either make him see his GP or LTB.
A woman has needs.

Oldraver Mon 30-May-16 23:20:49

We have a Roman Blind inn the spare room (where OH sleeps when he's working nights)..I have replaced all the strings and bought a special cord lock.

But he still cant pull them up and look...well how they should..not once in 6 years...

I decided not to risk it with DS and have ordered a new fandangled chain pull track

BeckyMcDonald Mon 30-May-16 23:21:10

It's quite clearly a hanging offence.

SusanAndBinkyRideForth Mon 30-May-16 23:21:38

Do you think this thread might be getting off track?

grin

TheUnsullied Mon 30-May-16 23:23:51

Yes Susan, it should be drawn to a close.

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