HOT TITS!!

[wantacatplease]

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

[deakymom]

my son shouted whore never got to the bottom of that one either

[hashtagwhatever]

Wonder what she hears herself saying? .

[wantacatplease]

Thank you, deaky, I'm happy to hear I'm not the only one this is happening, or happened, to. indeed.

[Gileswithachainsaw]

:o

Love it

:o deaky

[LittleRedDinosaur]

Ours is "bitch! Bitch!" At the moment. Followed by frustrated crying when I can't produce the bitch. No idea what it is

[wantacatplease]

hashtag I wish I knew! She seems to be inclined to shout it whenever we're in relatively quiet places, like on the bus

and in the children's section of the library.

I get tittering all around me whilst I'm mouthing "sorry!" and shrugging my shoulders innocently.

[wantacatplease]

"when I can't produce the bitch."

[JustAnotherYellowBelly]

Stop it?
(Speech delayed brother... We got this all the time)

[wantacatplease]

Hmm...maybe! She'll no doubt do it again so I'll see if "stop it" fits in context with what she's doing. She screams says it quite happily, though, with an emphasis on the "TITS" part.

[StoneFoxMama]

This reminds me of my cousins 'I want my shagggggyyyy' shaggy of course being her beaker.

The one that both mine did and always had me in fits was 'cock' screamed repeatedly, often when out. They really liked clocks.

[vezzie]

Is it a version of "what is it?"

[wantacatplease]

Ooh, could be!

[snoggle]

What's it
Or
Chocolate

My DS said dick dick for biscuit for ages

[wantacatplease]

Ahh dick dick is adorable (and funny!).

[venusandmars]

I was looking after my friend's dd. She had a toy with her. "oh, who is this?" I asked

"wanker"



Turns out it was makka pakka from Night Garden

[LottieJenkins]

Have told this story before but here goes anyway:-
When Wilf was small due to his deafness he couldnt say "Mumma."
We had many supermarket and library trips when he was charging round yelling .......................................
" BUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER " when he couldnt find me!!

[Barbie1]

My ds went through a stage of shouting cock porn..

Turned out he was after popcorn.

[wantacatplease]

at 'wanker'.

Oh Lottie! Love your endearing Wilf posts.

[wantacatplease]

Oh my God, cock porn wins this thread!!!!

[LottieJenkins]

After a really crap day "cockporn" has made me roar with laughter!!

[Stealthpolarbear]

You sure you don't have a pair of overheating feathered garden visitors?

[LegoCaltrops]

DD went through a phase where 'clock' was pronounced 'cock', and 'Makka Pakka' & 'Caterpillar' were both mispronounced as a racist word that starts with P. (That DH & I have never used in our lives!) Very embarrassing!

[BBQSteak]

my dd used to shout coon

as she loved racoons

[Barbie1]

Cock porn was one of many things ds used to embarrass me on a daily bases.

The only saving grace is we have been living in South Korea for the past year so most people have no idea what he is saying (thankfully!)

Especially when the local phase is annyeonghaseyo, shortened to haseyo.

My very loud two year old insists on shouting assy hole to passers by.

Some times shortening it further to ass hole...oh the shame!