He has eaten a fat ball

[ManifestoMT]

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

[BrokenToeOuch]

Hahaha, hilarious! What a greedy bastard pillock!

[ManifestoMT]

How ill will he be.

Raw lard and seeds fondled by many children and kept in a fridge for a week.

He'll be fine. ( crosses fingers)

[ManifestoMT]

Because there was football on the telly I nipped to a mates few accidental Vinos and home.

He thought I had left them for snacks.

I don't know what to do.

[Tortoiseonthehalfshell]

"A bit greasy".

ICK.

[ManifestoMT]

Watching brief I think.

[Tortoiseonthehalfshell]

You don't know what to do? Why do you have to do anything except maybe steer clear of the bathroom ?

[ManifestoMT]

I was thinking stomach pump.

[ManifestoMT]

He is 48 years old ffs.

Stuff like this isn't in marriage guidance leaflets

[HellomynameisIcklePickle]

I thought you were going to say the dog! That is revolting

[ManifestoMT]

When you think about it my cooking must be shite

[K8Middleton]

Hahahahahahahahaha

"a bit greasy"

[MrsCakesPremonition]

How many bites in a fat ball? How many times did he think "hmm greasy yet crunchy, let me have another bite"?

[PatFenis]

Tell him it was falafel and let him sleep happy

[BrokenToeOuch]

He thought I had left them for snacks.

Stop it, DP is sleeping and rolled over to shhhhhh me!
I don't think he'll be ill at all, but may have a few emergency shits tomorrow

[ManifestoMT]

My next quandary is I want to go to bed now. Do I sleep in matrimonial bed and risk it or spare bed and leave him to whatever occurs?

I have meetings in the morning in a professional office with professional people who don't have fuckwits as dh's

[CommunistLegoBloc]

This, and subsequent updates, are some of the funniest things I have ever read.

[K8Middleton]

Spare bed if he's already asleep in yours. That's gonna be some Dutch oven tonight!

[MrsCakesPremonition]

I'd leave him a bucket, put an unfolded bin bag under the sheet and retire to the tranquility of the spare room.

[ManifestoMT]

Mrs cakes they had string through the middle of them to gang them up.

What fucking recipe starts with string as an ingredient.

[K8Middleton]

He is a great tit

[bird joke]

[K8Middleton]

Undies? He'll need to tuck his long johns into his socks...

[ManifestoMT]

Right spare bed it is.

I can hear him coughing upstairs.

I still can't get over the stupidity of it.
Fatballs for gods sake.