Ridiculous, embarrassing accidents/injuries..

(254 Posts)

I have just trapped a nipple between two plastic laundry baskets and almost severed it. Unbelievably painful, unbelievably embarrassing to tell anyone about in RL!!

Make me feel better by telling me your humiliating mishaps? Happy to bask in the warmth of other's distress grin

foreverhot Wed 28-Aug-13 22:07:34

Ouch!

Not me but DD2. She got a potty stuck on her head hmm Luckily I managed to get it off, but only just. I was having nightmare visions of us sat in A&E with a potty stuck on her head.

I was naked. It was midnight. I had an accident and need paramedics, and I was all too conscious blush

onepieceoflollipop Wed 28-Aug-13 22:11:23

sat on a wasp.

AlpacaPicnic Wed 28-Aug-13 22:12:28

I was laying in bed, naked as the day I was born, semi awake... realised I felt a bit chilly as the cover had slipped down, so grabbed a handful of 'cover' and pulled hard.

Only I had actually grabbed a handful of boob by the nipple instead.

The pain woke me up properly and hurt so much that I couldn't go back to sleep. My boob hurt for days!

greenbananas Wed 28-Aug-13 22:14:27

Got a black eye after a 4 year old Iworked with asked me to pretend to be a burglar. He hit me over the head with a plastic torch - all in good fun. Was quite difficult to explain to staff at my other job.

PivotPIVOT Wed 28-Aug-13 22:14:36

Severed a flap whilst shaving the lady garden blush

I thought it would be funny to go down the stair on dds plastic rocking horse....... it wasn't I thought I had broken my fanjo bone and had plastic friction burns down there that result in some funny walking, sitting and getting up manoeuvres, the shame dds were all watching at the time blush

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 28-Aug-13 22:16:18

Ouch, Pivot!!

I scarred my lip with a flying saucer.
Nope, not a UFO, but a sherbetty sweet.
20+ years that scar has been there, right in the middle of my lip.

foreverhot Wed 28-Aug-13 22:17:27

I thought it would be funny to go down the stair on dds plastic rocking horse

Brilliant grin

ImABadGirl Wed 28-Aug-13 22:17:30

was just about to post about my stupid injury...

just went outside to investigate outdoor light coming on and fell down 5 stone steps I'd forgot about only been living here 5 years and have grazed my elbow and left knee, fell like a sack of spuds and am convinced the dog is laughing at me grin

AlpacaPicnic I feel your pain, quite literally. But I still larfed, sorry sad [smaile]

OOh that was a smile not a Naice Smaile grin

AlpacaPicnic Wed 28-Aug-13 22:22:12

Its fair... everyone at work laughed too. I kept knocking it and wincing so I had to fess up.

I quite like <smaile> it sounds posh!

Lestagal78 Wed 28-Aug-13 22:23:06

I bent my little finger back tormenting ds with a toy banana.

happygirl87 Wed 28-Aug-13 22:23:36

Pivot I love your name- Ross Geller?! I have also done that- it stings so much!

lifesgreatquestions Wed 28-Aug-13 22:24:04

Not me but nipple related, my uncle had a nipple piercing, was an independent builder, working with his shirt off. There was a protruding nail...

Littlefish Wed 28-Aug-13 22:26:37

I am extremely well endowed in the nork region.

DH once pinned me to the bed by pushing himself up to a sitting position using his elbow on the bed. Unfortunately, my nipple was between his elbow and the mattress as my breasts were lying beside me on the bed (I was lying on my side). Unbelievably excruciating pain which stayed for hours. It was so painful that I couldn't shout at him and tell him what he'd done, so I just lay there, unable to move!

makemineamalibuandpineapple Wed 28-Aug-13 22:29:47

I have told this story on MN before. My son once got trapped in a bus stop bench. It was one where it has two or three horizontal poles that make up the bench a few inches apart IYSWIM. He was standing on it (bad parent I know). Anyway, he slipped and the force of the fall pushed his leg through and we couldn't get it out. We tried pushing/pulling/taking shoe off etc. in the end I had to call the fire brigade who dismantled the bench to free him blush

I did a karate chop on a Lego tower whilst having a tantrum. I ended up in A&E because I thought I'd broken my hand and I had to explain to the very unimpressed nurse what I'd done. DH was laughing like Mutley.

uggmum Wed 28-Aug-13 22:33:14

I burnt my entire chin with a pizza! The cheese slid off whilst I was eating a slice and it stuck to my chin.

It was very painful and I looked awful. It was red and scabby for 2weeks.

missrlr Wed 28-Aug-13 22:33:57

Went riding in The Wrong Bra and a shirt with embroidery across nipple type area. Bra broke completely at the furthest possible point from home and result was red raw nipples from embroidery on the ride back .....
It took weeks to resolve

Always wear the Right Bra when riding ......

Littlefish I am so identifying with 'my breasts were lying next to me on the bed' grin

oinkling Wed 28-Aug-13 22:40:44

Caught penis in the zip of my jeans during a commando phase. Pain came quickly. Also, the thought of how to stop the pain. Bits of me were physically meshed with the zip. Undo slowly and suffer? Undo quickly and risk an incident that could decide my future? Pain increasing fast. Snip the red wire or the green wire (and hope my own wire doesn't get snipped)?

I chose green. Slow. It got worse before it got better but then myself and my apparel achieved twoness. I stopped entertaining commando ambitions that very day.

Although I still zip up very slowly.

cafecito Wed 28-Aug-13 22:44:05

I cannot stop larfing

grin especially at pizza chin

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