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LassieGoHome Fri 14-Jun-13 19:54:29

To the tune of I wanna dance with somebody

Clocks strikes upon the hour,
And the buns begin to fade.
Still enough time to figure out,
How to put my <wine> away.
I've done alright up 'til now,
It's the Daily Fail that shows me how,
And when the night falls, AIBU calls.

Oh! I wanna chat with somebody.
I wanna shoot the breeze with somebody.
Yeah! I wanna chat with somebody,
And be told YANBU.

mrsdinklage Sat 15-Jun-13 12:56:31

SP's - we need more - these are great

KalevalaForMePlease Sat 15-Jun-13 13:05:57

Well at first I was afraid, I was petrified
Felt I'd never belong on mumsnet or online,
And I spent oh so many nights just lurking on the boards
But I grew strong, and I learned how to spot the troll...

And so I'm here, on AIBU,
I'm not some busy little person with better things to do,
And so you felt like starting a thread about parking or getting wed,
Now I'm saving all my vitriol for you!

Foooorrrrr yooooooouuuuu!

LittleMissGerardButlerfan Sat 15-Jun-13 13:09:27

Can I do a netmums one?

To the tune of we are young

Tonight
We are huns
So lets set the swearers on fire
And put our reusables in the drier
And set tickers about our son

That's the best I can do, I'm no Talc grin

KalevalaForMePlease Sat 15-Jun-13 13:20:17

Kevala used to work for the man
Then she had a baby, spent more time at home, for love,
Oooh, for luuurrrve

Kevala dreamed of mumsnetting all day
Telling people LTB, YABU, it's tough,
So tough

We gotta post on, ready or not,
It doesn't make a difference if you're yoni or not,
We've got each other, a bunch of vipers,
We live for AIBU!

Woah, we're half way there,
Woah ho, living on mumsnet,
Take my hand, don't be afraid to swear,

Woah ho, living on mumsnet,
You live for the bun fights when it's all you've got left!

KalevalaForMePlease Sat 15-Jun-13 13:21:39

Kalevala, obvs.
Stupid autocorrect, ruining my creativity!

You lot are fan-bloomin'-tastic. Especially SPs Bohemium Rhapsody, that was truly inspired.

I've nominated this thread for classics.

KalevalaForMePlease Sat 15-Jun-13 13:40:51

Tumble out of bed, stumble to the laptop,
Pour myself a cup of entitlement,
And tut and sneer at all the losers online,

Jump on AIBU and the blood starts pumping,
Someone's put a poem in a wedding invite,
Folks like me will bring that person down to size!

Posting on mumsnet, what a way to spend your morn,
Gotta keep on top of all the wank badgers and trolls
Feel like I'm wasting my time cos they never LTB,
It's enough to make me actually sit and play with DD!

NumTumDeDum Sat 15-Jun-13 14:30:03

Kalevala what's the tune for the last one? I got Livin' on a prayer for t'other.

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Sat 15-Jun-13 14:30:10

grin num

NumTumDeDum Sat 15-Jun-13 14:35:06

smile

No matter what Olivia tells us
No matter she says
No matter what Mumsnet teachs us
What we post its true

No matter what The One Show says
However Gina attacks
No matter what they call us
We'll always have each others back

I nip into RL for a couple of hours and this is what I come back to? Very happy.

where's Lassie the thread creater?

Two lines on the 'No matter what' can be altered.

'No matter what The Wright Stuff say'

we no that mitmoo will be back

^ That's the proper version. The other is the radio edit grin

amazingmumof6 Sat 15-Jun-13 15:00:37

people disturbing when I'm on MN should really be told:

"Don't stop me now,
I'm having such a good time,
I'm writing a post
Don't bug me now, I don't wanna stop at all!"

a la Queen

not very creative, but you get the gistgrin

Tiredmumno1 Sat 15-Jun-13 15:01:46

Sorry I vanished, I shall think about it, and pop back if I can think of one smile

<this could take a while> grin

To the tune of Despicable Me by Pharrell

pim having a bad bad day
its about time that I made a thread
steam coming out of my ears
oh judgemental me

I'm having a bad bad day
If you make personal attacks thats ok,
Olivia thinks its so fun to see, huh
Judgemental me

[Verse 1]
Why ask if you are unreasonable?
Why are you using their and not there?
Why use a nickname without capitals?
Why do you troll? is that all you got?
Why do you like seeing people in shock?
But my question to you is why twat?
Why go to the shop and in a onesie?
Just get dressed when you go for gin

lissieloo Sat 15-Jun-13 15:13:28

I'm still here SPs! took ds to the fair this morning.

lissieloo Sat 15-Jun-13 15:21:27

To Frankie Valli's I Love You Baby:

You know that YABU
Can’t take the tru-uth
You know the grapes aren't to touch
You make such a fuss
At long last Justine arrived
And I thank God that I drive
You know that YABU
No P&T space for you

I love you Mumsnet
And if it’s quite all right
I need you Mumsnet
To cheer my boring night
I love you Mumsnet
Trust in Cod when I say
Oh, Style & Beauty
Don’t bring me down I pray
Oh, Chat and Classics
Now that I found you, stay and let me love you
MN let me love you...

NumTumDeDum Sat 15-Jun-13 15:26:23

I like to post it, post it
You like to post it, post it
We like to post it, post it

A la Reel to Reel

Num I have already done that tune

<shakes head in disbelief>

grin

Tiredmumno1 Sat 15-Jun-13 15:35:49

It's crap (advance warning) gringrin

Mumsnetters just wanna have fun (tune of girls just wanna have fun)

I log in, in the morning light,
My DH says when you gonna get off that site,
Oh husband, dear
We are the important ones,
And MNers, they wanna have fu-un
Oh MNers, wanna have fun.

The trolls post in the middle of the night,
Olivia yells, read our guidelines,
Oh Olivia, dear,
You know you're still number one,
But MNers wanna have fun,
Oh MNers just wanna have fu-un.

smile

Tired That is ace! I even sang it to the tune!

NumTumDeDum Sat 15-Jun-13 15:44:30

SPs I never said I was original! grin

Tiredmumno1 we demand more!

Tiredmumno1 Sat 15-Jun-13 15:48:28

grin So very glad you enjoyed <phew>

More??? Wasn't expecting that, I'll have a think wink

lissieloo Sat 15-Jun-13 15:50:46

these are all ace, btw.

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