Yes diddl it is ironic that I don't eat poo at all, which would at worst be a bit yuck, but that I do eat luvverly chocolate which is toxic to doggiehounds. I am a bit stupid that way. Fabbymummy was very unreasonable and wouldn't let me eat her tuna sandwich at lunchtime in case it made me barf, after the aforesaid chocolate incident. I am most unhappy and ignoring her.
Afternoon pups. I have had a fabby day today. She looks after 3 small humans on a Monday and they all have the most scrummy stuff at lunch time which they drop lots of for me. Then she cooked a ham and a chicken and me and my cat friend got some yummys. Then I went into the mini house in the garden and chewed up some really hard cheese which she told me off for doing. To round ot all off the 2 year old small human rubbed my belly for the longest time. Happy days
My humans took me for a walk around a field full of cow poo and other dog wee. It was bliss. And then the human pup had a bath and I kept drinking the frothy water. I think humans call it bubbly. I felt all funny afterward.
My favourite thing is to sneak upstairs and leap on owners bed at 6am, waking her up by trying to eat her hair. I also like eating my own poo, knocking the phone off the hook, growling at the adverts on the TV and getting very sulky when my unreasonable owner refuses to let me jump up on the settee after being out in the rain.