I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

(290 Posts)
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 14:50:25

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. sad

My DCs asked me what was so funny, I've had to tell them selected (suitably edited) sections, they are howling with laughter over the taxi faceplant and the supermarket freezer incidentgrin.

Burmillababe Mon 17-Jun-13 06:55:00

This is hands-down the most funny thread I have ever read!! grin

foofooyeah Sat 15-Jun-13 16:34:19

Read the rest of this and in tears of laughter.
Just remembered was with my sister on a bus once. We were standing, she was holding onto the pole thingy, and the bus stopped suddenly. Cue her swinging round the pole she was holding and planting her large bosoms straight into the face of a bloke sitting there. Knocked his glasses askew. When he had finally got his breath back he was smiling.

LadyClariceCannockMonty Fri 14-Jun-13 17:34:28

I'd like to thank your straggling hand, OP. grin

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Fri 14-Jun-13 17:00:56

After a brief thread inspired name change I'm back.

So embarrassed glad we made it into classics.
I'd like to thank my CO's balls... thanks

FeegleFion Fri 14-Jun-13 14:44:28

Crumbly that's brilliant! I'm so glad you managed to offer her something too! missing a trick here

BinarySolo Fri 14-Jun-13 14:44:24

An ex colleague of mine once told me about his mother sitting on the floor at a friend's house when the family Labrador walked passed her. She extended her arm and gently tickled the dog's testicles. She has no idea why. The same colleague was very good pals with a male colleague he sat next to. Seeing his bum peeking out from under his desk one day he went over and goosed him. The goosee whacked his head on the desk then crawled out in shock to reveal that he was in fact a guy from IT rather than the intended victim who was stood behind grinning!

Had another friend that whacked her driving instructor in the groin when attempting to change gear. That one always made me wonder!

OP, it could have been far worse. At least you didn't absent-mindedly sniff your hand after the cupping.

Parsing - well it was actually, but I then thought that casual onlookers might assume that it was a short and pointy knob.

Obviously you see things the way I do grin

ParsingFancy Fri 14-Jun-13 10:34:37

Ahh. I thought the

>

part of

3>/

was Nobody's hand mid-cuppage. Getting a good clasp.

'Tis a fabulous pic either way. thanks to Talc.

chimchar Fri 14-Jun-13 10:27:17

talc
Thanks for that....I see it now! sort of

so glad this has gone to classics...I proper "lol"'d ! grin

dufflefluffle Fri 14-Jun-13 10:08:49

This has cheered me up no end: thank you!

CrumblyMumbly Fri 14-Jun-13 10:04:33

Slightly tamer but I was interviewing people for a job with my manager. We interviewed a woman who was quite nervous, when it was finished we said goodbye and my manager kind of leaned in a bit. The woman then kissed her... there was kind of a stunned silence (with me desperately trying not to laugh). The poor woman was mortified. However, even though we gave the job to somebody else - we thought she was so lovely that we managed to create a part time role for her until a full time one came along! So the point of this story is you may get a rise (no, re-phrase that har har). It may not be a bad thing!

BlueSkySunnyDay Thu 13-Jun-13 23:43:44

Nobody - your client probably thinks you and your CO are having an affair now grin

Daughteroughter Thu 13-Jun-13 21:04:14

It was johnny boden want it

Chottie Thu 13-Jun-13 21:00:10

Thank you everyone who has posted on this thread smile my sides ache and I have tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. The perfect antidote to a sh*t day at work smile

chimchar - it's supposed to be the Boss Man on the left with 3> (bollocks) and all - he's embracing with his ====E arm

and

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner on the right. You might be able to make out her / arm going in for the nadger-fondle. You may also be able to discern Nobody's buttocks ))

I think you might have to suspend your ideas of standard anatomy and maybe squint a bit. 'Tis tricky.

I feel your pain, today it was photo day. I had to kneel in front of my colleague (arty photo not smutty!!!), photographer said,' sit back on your feet!' I did so and my head smacked colleague's nether regions as he was right behind me.
He didn't make eye contact for ages afterwards.

Yay!! Well done NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner. grin

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 13-Jun-13 20:32:59

In the hope that BollockCupper wasn't expecting this thread to go pfffft after 90 days (do tell us if you were!) we're moving this to Classics

JulieAnderton Thu 13-Jun-13 19:59:08

OMG - you didn't cup the inventor of the ballbarrow and the bagless vacuum cleaner did you?

chimchar Thu 13-Jun-13 17:35:00

Oh, but I didn't 'get' talcs picture....can someone explain?

chimchar Thu 13-Jun-13 17:34:22

Thank you for this thread...it has made my entire week!!!

brickiemum Thu 13-Jun-13 14:01:36

Or...op, is he a VIRGIN no more?

This thread is freaking hilarious. Matilda- you should come with a warning lol.

cakesonatrain Thu 13-Jun-13 13:39:01

Did you bollockcup a dragon, op?

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