I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

(290 Posts)
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 14:50:25

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. sad

ViviPru Wed 12-Jun-13 15:08:32

Oh no Noel that's horrendous!

I do hope this thread attracts even more squirmsome tales, I'm right in the mood for them thisarvo.

cardamomginger Wed 12-Jun-13 15:08:44

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 15:10:40

stifling my laughter at noel

I have runny laughter eyes from shame/cringing/finding the whole situation very funny.

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SuperiorCat Wed 12-Jun-13 15:11:36

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JustGiveMeFiveMinutes Wed 12-Jun-13 15:12:50

This thread is the reason I love mumsnet and why I could never give it up.

burberryqueen Wed 12-Jun-13 15:12:59

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MrsDeVere Wed 12-Jun-13 15:13:56

You could pretend you did it on purpose.
You know, sort of brazen it out...
Mind you that could lead to problems.
Who would you do it to? Would you do it to middle management or just keep it to COs?
What about your female colleagues? A quick boobie squeeze?

I am sure if we all put our head together we can work it out.

HibiscusIsland Wed 12-Jun-13 15:14:08

Oh Gawd. You've set the ball rolling now and your office is going to become like a Carry On movie with lots of pinching of bums and "Ooh matron"s everywhere. Did your CEO do this expression when you cupped him? www.beaugrande.com/Kenneth%20Williams%20UPP.jpg

oinkment Wed 12-Jun-13 15:14:19

Wonderful!

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 15:17:16

Hibiscus- he doesn't look too dissimilar to Kenneth Williams now you come to mention in.

Yeah maybe it can just be like my thing?

'here comes Nobody, watch your cock Alan, she likes to cop a feel'

ViviPru Wed 12-Jun-13 15:17:22

You've set the ball rolling now

I sincerely hope she hasn't.....

mumblechum1 Wed 12-Jun-13 15:17:39

You've set the ball rolling now love it |Hibiscus

nohalfmeasures Wed 12-Jun-13 15:17:55

Crying with laughter here!!
it's one of those situations that you both know about but will never mention to each other. Don't apologise -it'll be awful , just never speak of it ... (apart from on here of course smile)

ChocolateBridesmaid Wed 12-Jun-13 15:18:53

Oh dear god...you have just made my day and probably his too smile

NomDeClavier Wed 12-Jun-13 15:19:20

That's a very friendly company <wink, wink, nudge, nudge> grin

He might think you're trying to come on to him now....

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^ I have attempted to recreate the moment of hand/knacker-sack interface through the medium of emoti-art. I found the whole men's area a bit of a challenge, to be frank.

Lovecat Wed 12-Jun-13 15:19:48

Wearing Chinos? Posh and Authoritarian with a hint of Kenneth Williams?

You didn't just cup JOHNNIE BODEN, did you??? shockshockconfusedshock

Lovecat Wed 12-Jun-13 15:20:16

Talc, you are a genius grin

May09Bump Wed 12-Jun-13 15:20:17

god - that is so funny, made me laugh.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered Wed 12-Jun-13 15:20:56

Did it twitch OP? grin

burberryqueen Wed 12-Jun-13 15:21:11

grin @ talc

infamouspoo Wed 12-Jun-13 15:23:51

my tummy hurts from laughing
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'did it twitch' <dies crying with laughter>

CajaDeLaMemoria Wed 12-Jun-13 15:23:52

Crying laughing at this. The diagram is ace.

You should be in for a raise if you get the contract, then!

Teehee blush can you stay in the toilets until the end of the day and have a full plastic surgery overhaul before tomorrow?

If it makes you feel better I'll tell you mine. DP's 75 year old gran fell over pissed as I was walking her to her door. I tried to grab her elbow, but grabbed her entire boob in my hand and wrenched it upwards to right her shock I shall forever remember the feel of elderly boob on my hand. The saving grace is there's no way she'll remember it!

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