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I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:50

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. Sad

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ViviPru · 12/06/2013 14:51

I can't visualise... I need a diagram I think

WhereBeThatBlackbirdTo · 12/06/2013 14:51
HormonalHousewife · 12/06/2013 14:52

shame on you

hussy Grin

emblosion · 12/06/2013 14:52

Sorry but Grin

You're going to have to resign....

foofooyeah · 12/06/2013 14:52

Im laughing my head off!

bigTillyMint · 12/06/2013 14:52

Grin

Oh well, you are a very friendly team!

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:55

If you imagine going into an embrace, one hand is too slow to go around and gets caught in between the two bodies.. on the cock! Oh God. Blush

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NinetiesBitch · 12/06/2013 14:55

Grin

So. Size?

Imgonnachange · 12/06/2013 14:56

That. is. amazing.

That's definately a conversation starter at this years X'mas party... Oi Newbiedude, remember when we first met and I grabbed a massive handful of your bollocks? Grin

LIZS · 12/06/2013 14:57

omg pmsl

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 12/06/2013 14:57

Is your company Ann Summers?

Areyoumadorisitme · 12/06/2013 14:57

GrinGrinThat made me smile! Thanks for brightening up my afternoon!!

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:58

My hand was in a natural relaxed cup position. I instinctively flattened my palm when his crotch landed in there so didn't get a proper feel, he was in chinos so very thin material.

Trying to mn on the sly..

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ParsingFancy · 12/06/2013 14:59

Thank you, OP. Grin

I feel so much better now about grappling my friend's elderly DM's breast...

DonnyOsmondsTeeth · 12/06/2013 15:00

Is he attractive? Grin

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger · 12/06/2013 15:00

you probably just made his day

Gunznroses · 12/06/2013 15:01

I dont understand how on earth a hug turns into cupping balls Shock
ARE YOU SURE IT WAS HIS BALLS? Grin

whatsleep · 12/06/2013 15:02

Oh my god that's hilarious Grin I'm am cringing for you!

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:03

Sadly not Ann Summers.

He's quite posh and very authoritarian, I can imagine him telling me I cupped it all wrong.

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forevercloudy · 12/06/2013 15:03

Ha! Grin

ViviPru · 12/06/2013 15:03

Thank you Nobody. That is much clearer.

on the cock

Hilarious Grin

NoelHeadbands · 12/06/2013 15:04

Oh no that's awful. That's the kind of shit that will wake you up screaming, in a cold sweat, just as you were dropping off to sleep Sad

The only thing I have that's similar is the eye exam I had, where the optician's packet came to rest lightly on my knee Hmm We both stiffened. We both knew what was happening. I could feel him trying to manoeuvre 'it' off the knee, but it was kind of caught Confused. What a relief when it was all over. But at least I didn't have to face him again

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elfycat · 12/06/2013 15:05

I've done the thing where you don't realise the person is behind you and cop a quick feel. I can say that one of my colleagues wasn't wearing underwear. Yuk!

Go out and apologise. Say you have a phobia about things like that and have just spent the last 2 hours cleaning your hands, no offense meant Sir but I'd NEVER have done that on purpose.

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:06

I wish I could provide a diagram, I could draw one and then run it through the xerox but it's just too risky.

Just now I send a diagram of stick woman cupping stick mans genitals to all staff.

gunz It was definitely balls, there was a brief squishiness.

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ViviPru · 12/06/2013 15:08

Oh no Noel that's horrendous!

I do hope this thread attracts even more squirmsome tales, I'm right in the mood for them thisarvo.

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