Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad Wed 10-Apr-13 20:56:57

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

CajaDeLaMemoria Wed 10-Apr-13 20:58:01

choke

Wha?

I think you're in the wrong place.

Leverette Wed 10-Apr-13 20:58:53

LOL

Are you actually soliciting for customers?! I've reported your message.

LynetteScavo England Wed 10-Apr-13 20:59:31

Oh, Good Lord, I am staggering into my scarf like a 14yo.

I live nowhere near Hull.

Pascha Wed 10-Apr-13 20:59:54

grin. Reported, obv...

squoosh Wed 10-Apr-13 20:59:57

My Yoni says No(ni). Does your wife know you're online looking to get your mitts on strangers fannies?

MrSlant Wed 10-Apr-13 20:59:57

Yes, I've reported too, not entirely sure this is the right forum, apologies HullDad.

LynetteScavo England Wed 10-Apr-13 21:00:39

Ewww, does he charge?

Jinafire Wed 10-Apr-13 21:00:41

ROAR grin

I need one actually, after spending half the day on a bicycle made for two. The seat was a tad high.

usualsuspect Wed 10-Apr-13 21:00:51

What the fuck is going on here then?

LynetteScavo England Wed 10-Apr-13 21:01:21

sniggering, not staggering.

Jinafire Wed 10-Apr-13 21:01:40

Squoosh grin

Emo76 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:01:55

Yes please

namechange917381 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:02:06

What is it? I'm curious. grin

NewGirlInTown Wed 10-Apr-13 21:02:52

Squoosh, funniest reply on Mumsnet today, hands down! (snigger)

LynetteScavo England Wed 10-Apr-13 21:02:55

Do you wear a glove, or use any lube, or anything? <<curious>>

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 10-Apr-13 21:03:05

I saw the hull and thought it was Hully!

I thought WTF is she talking about.

Move on sunshine, we are not what you are looking for.

ClaraOswald Wed 10-Apr-13 21:03:14

So you want to charge for performing a sex act?

Isn't that prostitution?

namechange917381 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:03:23

http://www.afternoondelight.me/ladies/m.yoni.html

namechange917381 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:03:43
namechange917381 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:03:52

Oh dear

MsWinnieBaygo Wed 10-Apr-13 21:04:29

Pahaha at 'my yoni says no(ni)'

This is the most ludicrous thread I've seen in a long time grin

Jinafire Wed 10-Apr-13 21:04:46

Oi speak for yourselves ladies. I'm Googling directions to Hull as we speak.

MarcelineTheVampireQueen Wed 10-Apr-13 21:05:11

Can anyone lend me the bus fare to Hull??grin

Oh my Yoni, OP...do you have any idea of who you are pitching to here?

MostFamousMonkey Wed 10-Apr-13 21:06:28

FGS. Reported.

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