To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

(931 Posts)
MarmaladeTwatkins Wed 27-Mar-13 13:00:29

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

sad

Wetthemogwai Sat 12-Jul-14 21:08:12

ARGH! The final part deleted! How will we ever know?!

What happened to LDC?
WHERE they dyking it up on the PTA?
Did the helpers have a dodgy gut over Easter?
Did mr Vera kill LDC upon a chance meeting in the village?

marmalade come back!!

Hurr1cane Sat 28-Jun-14 18:03:16

Argh I've just wasted my entire afternoon reading both these threads just to be left in limbo.

ZingDollyChops Thu 17-Oct-13 09:51:57

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had to be donewink

weirdbird Wed 16-Oct-13 08:42:05

Please can someone summarise what the heads letter said? Please

SunshineMMum Sun 29-Sep-13 21:13:53

YANBU one of my faves too!

skyflyer Wed 25-Sep-13 16:55:48

Shame, the LDC saga has kept me entertained through a house full of ill the last few days.

DropYourSword Wed 25-Sep-13 12:12:34

Lots of mean hand wringers got involved and basically it became a bit of a name calling thread. Along with the fact that MNHQ declared it needed to be deleted as OP had typed up a letter that had been sent home from school and they declared it was too easily identifiable.

skyflyer Wed 25-Sep-13 12:09:39

Been trying to find part 3 for the last couple of days, why was it deleted?

LoisEinhorn Tue 24-Sep-13 16:43:43

Ahh no thread deleted! What happened?

AWimbaWay Mon 23-Sep-13 21:37:11
JerseySpud Mon 23-Sep-13 21:36:24

Brlliant :D

AWimbaWay Mon 23-Sep-13 21:36:04

Another update!

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1861794-UPDATE-ON-MARMALADES-LEMON-DRIZZLE-WOMAN-SAGA

LilRedWG Fri 20-Sep-13 13:13:14

Snort

ChasedByBees Fri 20-Sep-13 09:22:25

Sorry for the posting on a zombie thread everyone. blush

This is the original [[

LadyClariceCannockMonty Tue 09-Apr-13 13:51:39

chocoflump, you've raised the bar. Cake-punching should now be performed as a retaliatory measure.

LittleBairn Mon 01-Apr-13 00:49:00

You bad ass cake thumper. grin

chocoflump Mon 01-Apr-13 00:02:55

I DONE IT!!!

Earlier in the shop, I was getting Milk, butter, a packet of crisps, a pack of yoghurts and a 6 pack of diet coke- the girl scanned them through, I paid then she just left them sitting on the counter, without even putting them in a bag! I asked her for a bag and she looked at me like I had asked her to run a bloody marathon. She put them in a bag, sighing, and I gave a massive enthusiastic thank you, walked away and on my way out I PUNCHED A CAKE!!

And it felt good gringringrin

On hols in Orlando......went to huge Wallmart last night (2am Brit time!!) and just stood transfixed in the cup cake/cake section. Kept hearing a voice whispering in my ear "do it for MN, punch an American cake".... Just couldn't do it. If I had there'd have been no stopping me, would have been carnage,ESP the mini cupcake trays!! bugrin

One of DDs friends commented on my use of the phrase naice ham while making sandwiches earlier.

Seems her mum is a mumsnetter. If so, and you are reading this, your daughter is lovely and cleaned up my dining room.grin

littlemissbunny Sun 31-Mar-13 19:01:06

I think we could have a mumsnet saying instead of ooh I could crush a grape..

Ooh I could punch a cake

MarthasHarbour Sun 31-Mar-13 18:34:25

OMG fanjo shock

GetOeuf Sun 31-Mar-13 11:18:35

Lol at this! Especially fanjos two fingered Victoria sandwich poke

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