supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

(242 Posts)
Megglevache Mon 04-Feb-13 18:36:14

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

LavenderBriggs Tue 05-Feb-13 07:29:42

Yeah, I don't dribble and smell! I don't think I have ever had a more graceful compliment grin [grim]

LavenderBriggs Tue 05-Feb-13 07:30:28

Saddam fish cakes?

I never thought s phone worse than mine would be about, love it grin
though I just had to input 'shit' manually on another thread as it seems my phone didn't recognise it hmm

NoRoomForMeInMyBed Tue 05-Feb-13 07:56:05

Tescos own brand cereals and granola, they all taste of chemical experiments and artificial sweetener gone mad... Why oh why? The apple and cinnamon granola is rank...

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 09:11:02

Right about to set off to sainsburgers to stock up of valour range goodies.

Any last offerings.

Will be avoiding their pizzas /posh sausages like the plaque.

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 09:13:20

O n v a l u e produce.
The conveyor belt will look like I'm doing a Coats Protection League Coffee Morning. Ha.

dinkystinky Tue 05-Feb-13 09:53:36

I love how the muff tasting coffee was from CptFellatioHornblower grin

Surely this thread should go in classics as a Samsung anti-ad!

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 09:56:03

Dinky I love how the ribbing turned into shame hehe

ElephantsAndMiasmas Tue 05-Feb-13 10:03:48

I think it's time coats were properly protected. Meggle, I salute you.

P.S. My phone calls you "Muggle acne". I think it means it fondly.

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 10:29:47

Muggle Acne is naice.

I am all laptopp'ed up now- so calm has been restored. The phone has been put near some holy water.

Cupboards are also fit to burstin' with Jaffa Cakes and other value brands that I'm interested to see if they pass the kids fusspot tastes.

LavenderBriggs Tue 05-Feb-13 10:30:36

Boo. Rubbish. <throws cabbage>

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 10:38:01

Lavender- go start your own thread. grinSupermarche tyrant/bad food that you'd pay money for or somesuch...

oh man it's feels good to be able to grin

LavenderBriggs Tue 05-Feb-13 10:43:54

grin

Che-se Straws

Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment

ElephantsAndMiasmas Tue 05-Feb-13 10:49:46

Are velour gaddafi cakes the "edgy" version of red velvet cakes?

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 10:56:08

Arf

Excuse me dear do you have any fresh chilled Mussolini pasta?
Near the garlic bread?
What about Caesar dressing...oh....you do???...as you were <<sees tumble weed rolling in the dry larder aisle>>

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 10:57:02

Elephants on my screen it came up as Valour products. grin

Red Velour Cake sounds good. I'll have some.

NormaStanleyFletcher Tue 05-Feb-13 15:33:14

Meggle. When you are next on your phone could you ask about what brand of cous cous is best and then post without checking? Just in the interests of research you understand.

<innocent>

megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 18:03:00

Ok did as you asked (people pleaser much. He he.

Phone says:

Marching goytbird conscious.

SnowieBear Tue 05-Feb-13 18:40:47

Meggle, I've just embarrased myself in public reading this thread. Thanks for the best laugh in ages!

BTW, my Galaxy has started to misbehave in sympathy... had to go through this post with a fine toothcomb. Do you think they do special rates on exorcisms? Buy one get one free?

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 19:56:56

Snow...yes...it's quiet Feb....I reckon we can negotiate a BOGOF on the erosion

Megglevache Tue 05-Feb-13 19:57:56

Erosion=e x o r c I s m. [Grim]

ExasperatedSigh Tue 05-Feb-13 22:55:34

Oh dear god. I have sobbed with laughter at this thread. Great to see you haven't lost your tiny wanker touch, Meggle grin

I've rofl at this this thread.

Custard cremes in this house shall be further more known in this house as mustard screams!! Your phone is a genius op grin

MeanAndMeaslyMiddleAges Wed 06-Feb-13 08:25:02

Love how my name became 'mean and easy' - yup, sounds right.

NormaStanleyFletcher Wed 06-Feb-13 08:37:27

<disappointment that cous cous did not become 'anus anus' as reported by another victim of autocorrect>

grin

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