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MN cleudo - Xenia on her island with her chequebook

Chance: You immac the baby, miss two turns while washing it off.

Hilarious !

Lady Sharon in the lounge with a dead wasp.

double points for fruitshoots
also came to ask for the Cod dcrabble spellchecker
extra points available for gems like wunk and pombear?

Fanjo, Norks and Naice found in a row gives you Triple points

Would acronyms be accepted?

MNScrabble

GCIUNNT
OSIANBS /KLTAKLTA /STECSO /LOYDE

Triple points for a thread title.

Scrabble could be fun, if you put the same word multiple times then you get extra points for "doing a Chaos"

MNscrabble rules could be interesting. Should we allow iPhone mistakes , cod spelling, pedants corner, who would decide?

as a token could we have a dead cat that isn't in fact a dead cat but just a pretend cat?

Instead of one of the stations, can we have Birdland with a picture of a sad bloke waiting for his date with a penguin.

Chance - your cat comes home with a leg of naice ham, some chicken breasts & a string of sausages. Pass go & collect £200 then pay a fine to the owners of said meat

Chance - you decide to flounce but only get 2 posts on your flounce thread - bugger off and come back 2 days later with your tail between your legs and pretend it never happened, pay the 2 posters on your flounce thread £20 each

Chance : You cut and posted another posters quote in your post , in order to argue with them . Proceed directly to Netmums and a life of twinkly countdown trackers.

Post an answer to a thread that is well thought out, relevant & trumps the argument of everybody else. Spend 15 mins typing it out so it can't be misunderstood & your point is clearly made. Click post & the site goes offline. Lose your answer & log off as you can't be arsed to write it all out again. Collect any street of your choosing as its so fucking annoying

As tokens, can I add: a cutted up pear, a garlic clove, a skirt with a suspect stain & a splodgy pigeon

<pays £300 fine>

Think we do now Shrek

do you shake the dice in a mooncup?

You think of something brilliant to post and forget. Pay a £300 fine

I still think that MNopoly is the best though.

I thought of loads today, but I've forgotten them again . <goes to bed>

MN Charades

MN Pictionary

MN Uno - Make the rules up yourself as I don't think anyone knows how to play that!

MN Guess Who - PA, Gina, Benedict etc

Mardy, I don't think anything is going to top your genius invention of Mnopoloy.

Although, I wonder what you might do with some MN themed Snakes & ladders or MN Operation?

hmm..........

I've been trying to think of other board games which could be MNised, but struggling. MNScrabble isn't really cutting it.

Chance - You called someone Hun go wash your mouth out with soap and water

Chance - you google something from a thread go and buy a vat of bleach and rinse your eyes

<joins Shaky in sulking over missing thread deletions>