Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

(184 Posts)
MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 15:12:16

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect wine from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

Your PIL are coming over for Xmas. Recieve £200 in Gin Tokens

Chance - You accidentally click on a TWC link £100 fine

culturemulcher Thu 10-Jan-13 17:33:57

Chance - you click on a Daily Fail link. Go directly to jail.

I need to buy this NOW.

Chance: Your thread only gets one response and its you bumping it. Lose £100.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 17:41:10

You break talk guidelines - head straight to MNTowers to get your wrist slapped and your post deleted

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 17:43:31

Chance - you type "your" instead of "you're" - miss 2 turns while you hang your head in shame

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 17:45:33

Chance - OliviaMN says "AHEM" at your post - give MNHQ a vat of gin as apology

You talk about benefits. Sell your plasma and give the money to the player with the goat token

I must have this!

It's going to get ugly mid-way through the game though, isn't it? When the houses start appearing and we've got some MNers paying other MNers' rent.

MooncupGoddess Thu 10-Jan-13 18:05:29

Xenia's island could be Park Lane grin

HecatePropolos Thu 10-Jan-13 18:06:02

One of the tokens HAS to be a pitchfork!

I would buy this game! grin

FellatioNels0n Thu 10-Jan-13 18:06:21

Oh God, I would SO buy this game.

HecatePropolos Thu 10-Jan-13 18:07:51
MooncupGoddess Thu 10-Jan-13 18:09:34

Stations could be interior decoration companies: Farrow and Ball, Habitat, John Lewis, Fired Earth...

JammyDodger1 Thu 10-Jan-13 18:11:12

Oh HQ you gotta do this surely grin it would be on everyone's christmas list!

HecatePropolos Thu 10-Jan-13 18:13:03

Oh yes. I'd certainly buy it!

Pascha Thu 10-Jan-13 18:13:09

I want this game and I hate monopoly!

MarshaBrady Thu 10-Jan-13 18:13:11

You'd need the supermarkets. Waitrose, Sainsbury's etc stations

A token could be a piece of naice ham.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 18:24:08

Chance - you start a POAS thread and get a BFP! Collect £200

MN should have it made and run a competition for me us to win it! wink

sittinginthesun Thu 10-Jan-13 18:44:17

MNHQ have decided you were a Troll all along - your token disappears in a puff of smoke as you are deleted.

MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 19:18:54

These are really funny.

But you don't need to spend £80 on it Hecate - a bottle of tippex sufficed when I was a student. "Go to Uni. Go directly to Uni..."

ipswichwitch Thu 10-Jan-13 19:26:55

Chance: you are caught in public feeding your DC a greggs pasty and fruit shoot. Proceed directly to jail

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 19:28:11

You make a funny typo in your thread title - collect £100 if you can dodge the spelling police

MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 19:30:18

You make classics, discussion of the day, the round-up and get namechecked by Royalty.

You win.

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