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BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 06-Dec-12 10:59:31

TheVirginMary: AIBU to think that dh could have at least booked a hotel?

Relationships: DH is coveting our neighbours DW, should I LTB or wait for God to smite him?

Good Housekeeping: Feck! How do I get rid of a plague of locusts?

Gifted & Talented: Is my son developing quicker then normal? He keeps turning his water into wine! Fed up of him coming home from nursery pissed. Anyone else been through this?

Chat: Just wondered if anyone else were virgins and carrying a child that wasn't their partners?

Sleepyfergus Thu 06-Dec-12 11:03:28

AIBU - should I say something to this mother? She lets her newborn baby sleep in a stable surrounded by unsanitary animals

Feminism - why 3 wise MEN? Why is there not a wise woman or women?

Sleepyfergus Thu 06-Dec-12 11:04:21

Fanjos Lol grin

Djembe Thu 06-Dec-12 11:05:06

Pushchairs: Is anyone else a bit disappointed with the Bugaboo Donkey?

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 06-Dec-12 11:05:32

Are you all ready for the flood? dh wants to let in the animals 2 by 2, but how on earth will I keep the ark clean?

SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Thu 06-Dec-12 11:05:55

grin

Baby Names: I like Dave or Steve but the father is acting all high and mighty and demanding Jesus. Sounds like a bearded man's name to me but holy arsehole likes it

Legal: How much CSA am I looking at getting if my baby's dad is the creator of the world?

GreenyEyes Thu 06-Dec-12 11:07:42

AIBU to Leave The Bastard? DH not come home from work. Apparently he and his workmates have decided to 'follow a star' hmm

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 06-Dec-12 11:09:26

Eve: recipes for apples, please!

Behaviour/Development: my son stinks. Every time little Moses gets in lake to wash he parts it! How do you manage?

Sleepyfergus Thu 06-Dec-12 11:10:00

AIBU - why do people not stick to a gift list? What the bloody hell am I supposed to do with Myrrh? A Kitchen Aid food processor is on the list for a reason.

SantaKittenClaws Thu 06-Dec-12 11:10:25

Chat: What's the weirdest new baby gift you've ever had - I just got given some myrrh by a complete stranger. WTF is myrrh anyway?

SantaKittenClaws Thu 06-Dec-12 11:11:02

x post sleepy grin

Sleepyfergus Thu 06-Dec-12 11:11:54

gringringrin

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 06-Dec-12 11:12:57

grin

15 and still not married, is there something wrong with me?

MuffinPaws Thu 06-Dec-12 11:13:43

Fishnet - there is a big do coming up and only five of us. Should I be worried?

AIBU: To eat the apple? I'm hungry and eating one apple can't do any harm. Can it?

GreenyEyes Thu 06-Dec-12 11:14:51

Since he found out FIL had been about to sacrifice him as a show of worship to the Lord, DH's relationship with PILs has been somewhat strained. Should we give going round to theirs a miss this Xmas?

LRDtheFeministDude Thu 06-Dec-12 11:15:40

AIBU? My step-son ran off and got caught up with a load of priests. DW and I blame each other. I want to punish him and take him for a check-up with social services but DW just witters on that he must be G&T because he was talking about theology with them.

PS: we think he's emotionally disturbed: he keeps mentioning his 'father's house' and I know that waster is long gone!

Tack Room: Did anyone else see four hours go by the other night? One of them a pale horse? I do hope they're being properly treated.

Relationships: DH really, really wants another baby, though he already has several from a previous marriage and from his ex's slavewoman. I have one but can't seem to get pregnant again. Which is better, IVF or getting my slavewoman to shack up with him too?

LRDtheFeministDude Thu 06-Dec-12 11:16:46

Tack Room: Did anyone else see four horses go by the other night? One of them a pale horse? I do hope they're being properly treated.

(It would help if I could type.) blush hmm

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 06-Dec-12 11:18:34

StElizabeth: conception, after years of infertility I am FINALLY pg, now my 15yo unwed cousin (who insists that she is still a virgin hmm) has announce that she is pg with the saviour of the world. AIBU to pissed off that she's stealing my thunder?

grin you lot crack me up

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 06-Dec-12 11:20:21

In The News: what do you all think of Herod's new decree,, ordering first born sons to be slain?

MuffinPaws Thu 06-Dec-12 11:20:42

Arts and crafts - any funky ideas for a basket so I can hide my baby in the bullrushes?

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