Care to join me in my "Great TV shows they should make, but won't" thread? I'll start.

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lashingsofbingeinghere Mon 12-Nov-12 15:28:34

"Escape to Cakes in the Attic".

<property porn - tick: baking - tick; antiques - tick>

Inertia Thu 15-Nov-12 18:27:19

Latch Of The Day - highlights of the day's most secure breastfeeding arrangements.

Latch of The Day 2 - round-up of the weekend's most thrilling door mechanisms.

Inertia Thu 15-Nov-12 18:32:01

The Spy At Night - astronomers with less scientific justification than usual get the telescopes and binoculars out.

Inertia Thu 15-Nov-12 18:37:31

The Necks Factor - a singing contest for giraffes.

Inertia Thu 15-Nov-12 18:46:22

Twuntryfile - a weekly round up of men's poor behaviour towards women. Includes a special report on how older women are marginalized in some industries and an investigation into complaints about noise nuisance due to cocklodgers.

openerofjars Thu 15-Nov-12 19:01:32

DH would like me to add this one:

Ladygardener's World

Celebrity gardeners discuss topiary and vajazzling as well as visiting famous ladygardens and talking to their owners about their history and upkeep as well as sharing tips for ladygardeners at home.

Inertia Thu 15-Nov-12 19:07:17

Cole In The Wall - spandex-clad D-list slebs try to contort their bodies to fit through foam cut-outs of Cheryl Cole, Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, Nat King Cole and Old King Cole.

What's That Sound? - we wire up a mike to your wall and the nation guesses what your neighbours are up to. Week 1, is it a brothel, are they drug dealers or do they just have alot of friends?

Leithlurker Thu 15-Nov-12 22:16:07

NEWS AT ONE: On the hour round up of all news as it happens at each and every house number 1.

Golgafrincham Thu 15-Nov-12 23:05:47

Stargate Margate grin

Golgafrincham Thu 15-Nov-12 23:06:36

Sorry, should've given credit to my hubby for that one!

Bignorthernlass Thu 15-Nov-12 23:43:36

'that's my arse' a team of MPs try to distinguish which of a series of photos shows their own posterior.
If you liked this you'll love 'that's my elbow' a team of MPs...

SweetMingePie Thu 15-Nov-12 23:58:19

Hemmorhoidale - embarrassing bodies meets Yorkshire farmers

The OP, lashingsofbingeinghere, hasn't been on this thread since Monday - I wonder if she's aware of its runaway success and elevation to MN Classics?

lashings - if you're out there, coma and take a bow for starting such a great thread. thanks

<< rolls out red carpet and stands by with MNTV microphone and paparazzi >>

GetAllTheThings Fri 16-Nov-12 10:28:26

Squeeze my Spot
Contestants compete to squeeze a large spot on Ann Widicombes behind.

Spot my Squeeze
Contestants attempt to fathom who Liz Jones' 'rock star boyfriend' is.

Blind Date POF special
Contestants pick potential dates based on pictures of their willies.

Documentary : MN Towers
Ongoing insider view of MNHQ. This week sees the long awaited Gin delivery and exposes the link between MN going off-line whenever the toilet is flushed.

Who's Line is it Anyway With Charlie Sheen.
Contestants battle over the last line of Columbia's marching powder.

poppyhattie Sat 17-Nov-12 08:53:58

Biggest Boozer USA - Fat alcoholics drink themselves to death - the first one to die of liver failure wins.

poppyhattie Sat 17-Nov-12 08:55:34

In The Fright Garden Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osborne sing a soothing lullaby to the kiddies before Brian Blessed bellows "Someone's Not In Bed!"

poppyhattie Sat 17-Nov-12 08:58:25

Tales of the Unexpected - overworked exhausted parents come home to find the house clean, the kids in bed and dinner on the table.

ChessieFL Sat 08-Dec-12 19:19:19

Strictly Come Wanking

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