The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

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EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 14:26:26

Come in! Sit down! Have a wine and the show will start soon!

Pagwatch Tue 28-Aug-12 14:27:07

wine
Waits.

wine

<agog>

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 14:29:25

I love musicals. Can I be Rizzo?

BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff Tue 28-Aug-12 14:30:25

<waits patiently in the wings>

<adjusts fluorescent lycra cycle shorts>

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 14:30:27

Or I'd like to Anita in West Side Story?

"A boy like that, he killed your brother..." (Sang Shirley Bassey stylee)

BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff Tue 28-Aug-12 14:31:24

Oh, you are in for a treat.....I can't lay claim to the amazingness, but there are actual songs!! <squeals with glee>

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 14:32:12

Who are these Puddlehumpers then? (sorry not been around much recently)

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 14:32:52

Starring:

ObviouslyInvisible
StateOfConfusion
DZH
Tee
BonkeyMollocks
EmpressOfTheSevenFlames
anyone else who gets here in time

<are you lot dressed yet?>

Pagwatch Tue 28-Aug-12 14:33:01

Can I be Grace Kelly in High Society. please

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 14:33:45

You're obviously very elegant pagwatch. I'm more "fat friend" material.

Pagwatch Tue 28-Aug-12 14:33:49

<<weeps at being excluded>>

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames Tue 28-Aug-12 14:34:03

AND BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff and Zombie (sorry)

<Rushes waddles in pulling on costume>

<Hands round ice water>

<Grabs bonkey so we can dance cluelessly together>

READY!

Pagwatch Tue 28-Aug-12 14:35:25

Mardy I am indeed grace in my head. You are more Kristen Scott Thomas in my head - waspish and wry

Pagwatch Tue 28-Aug-12 14:35:55

<<cries more>>

CuttedUpPear Tue 28-Aug-12 14:36:01

<also weeps at being excluded>
[obvs not in the right quiches]

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 14:37:21

That's very kind of you Pag, but think more Dawn French before she lost the weight. I do have good hair though -- but not as good as hers--.

<joins in weeping>

BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff Tue 28-Aug-12 14:37:45

Puddlehumpers a non-exclusive quiche, originating from a typo regarding TheJoyfulPuddle*J*umper, made by SayCoolNowSayWhip (if that's the correct NN, I prefer Whippy)

We like: cake, cheese, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, non-alcoholic drinks (mainly due to various pregnant members) and talking shite. Oh and making musicals (I missed that bit though)

We are also "Norty" as the original thread made reference to those amongst us who were not what they seemed, MNHQ pulled the thread, so we were "norty".

I think I've covered it all.

Pagwatch Tue 28-Aug-12 14:38:47

We have crashed a quiche.
We are unwanted.

<exits stage left>

BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff Tue 28-Aug-12 14:39:30

NO, this is the Musical, to be aired to all of MN!

It is not a quiche crashing, you are welcome.

<placates Grace Kelly Pagwatch>

QuenelleOJersey2012 Tue 28-Aug-12 14:39:32

<cancels production meeting and gets comfy with Maltesers>

MardyBra Tue 28-Aug-12 14:40:27

<picks up quiche crumbs>

Where's SayCool btw. haven't seen her for ages.

Tee2072 Tue 28-Aug-12 14:41:19

No no no, all are welcome, songs to be posted! Sing along, put on a costume! Join us!!!

::warms up throat. Coughs a lot::

KatoPotato Tue 28-Aug-12 14:41:47

Right! I've blocked a scene for a 'Circling Wagons' number. I need cloth swishers.

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