Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

(654 Posts)
CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 12:50:14

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

confused

RalphGhoul Fri 07-Oct-11 13:21:08

What the....? A toaster can't just vanish. Let's think sensibly about this.

Nope....got nothing. How intriguing. Maybe you will get a postcard from Mauritius from it soon.

SausageSmuggler Fri 07-Oct-11 13:21:30

Behind the sofa?

KatieMiddleton Fri 07-Oct-11 13:26:07

Maybe it is now working as a personal trainer in Slough? If Total Jobs are to be believed any way <tenuous reference to stupid ad with two toasters chatting about one toaster's new job. Stupid ad. Who has two toasters?>

ToasterOfChaos Fri 07-Oct-11 13:26:38

Umm... I forgot to pack my sunscreen. Could you please forward it on to me?

TIA

Toaster.x

KatieMiddleton Fri 07-Oct-11 13:27:00

<bet Chaos wishes she had two toasters>

zipzap Fri 07-Oct-11 13:29:09

Have you looked in all your bins in case it broke/was broken when someone else used it and they just threw it away thinking it was broken?

KatieMiddleton Fri 07-Oct-11 13:31:15

Do you have a husband who left unsupervised might decide to take the toaster to work?

Muddlewitch Fri 07-Oct-11 13:32:29

Um, have you checked if the TV is still around?

TipOfTheSlung Fri 07-Oct-11 13:34:07

Ring your OH if you have one

TipOfTheSlung Fri 07-Oct-11 13:38:13

Or do you have numberjacks living in your sofa? seen the problem blob around?

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:48:40

Aaargh.

No.

No.

No.

I'm sure it was there when I left at 8:47.

I was last out the house.

DH works away.

Chaos1 is definiteltly at school, I had to take her art homework to her that she forgot. When I nipped in to fetch it, I didn't check the kitchen fir missing things.

Alarm on, double locked door.

No sign of false entry.

Nothing else missing, I don't think.

Utterly Butterly.

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:50:08

Sunscreen?

You're having a larf.

grin

Hassled Fri 07-Oct-11 13:52:33

Maybe you sleepwalked (sleptwalked?) last night and made yourself some toast. You burnt it, being asleep and all, and in a fit of petulant rage threw the toaster out of the window.

Pinot Fri 07-Oct-11 13:53:27

I stole it.

You pissed me off proper with your toast-eating last night when I was wanging on at ya. With pepper?! <shakes head>

Sozzles 'bout that.

Pinot Fri 07-Oct-11 13:55:04

<arf> @ Utterly Butterly being a word of exasperation.

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Pentagram Fri 07-Oct-11 13:56:30

It is Hallowe'en soon where the gateway between worlds narrow and spooks can come and go with more ease....do you, perchance have any lampposts outside your house?

pyjamasinbananas Fri 07-Oct-11 13:58:03

Laughing too much to come up with a reasonable explanation

ToasterOfChaos Fri 07-Oct-11 13:58:04

Well, you'll be sorry when I come back all burnt from the smeared butter that's all over me.

Could you tell KettleOfChaos to hurry up? The flight's going to leave soon

I will kind of miss you though. When you stumble in all bleary eyed in your dressing gown. Then you see me and your eyes light up. It's nice to be loved.

Toaster.x

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ColdSancerre Fri 07-Oct-11 14:00:07

"Could you tell KettleOfChaos to hurry up? The flight's going to leave soon"

grin

Hungrydragon Fri 07-Oct-11 14:03:27

Do you have any pets that could have eaten it?

pyjamasinbananas Fri 07-Oct-11 14:06:07

Hungry elves in the garden?

GetOrfMo1Land Fri 07-Oct-11 14:06:24

Is your husband like me?

Year of hatred and resentment of a toaster becasue the BASTARDING THING perpetually vomitted crumbs all over the work surface.

I hated it so one day I threw it in next door's skip.

I told DP and DD that they would have to make toast using the grill.

This lasted a week before they cracked and DP went and bought a new toaster angry

I make them put it in the cupboard after use. I hate toasters.

bibbitybobbityhat Fri 07-Oct-11 14:07:03

Perhaps it has run off with my gravy boat and the lid from my big saucepan?

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