Anyone else think Mumsnet should have its own class bear to send round??

(160 Posts)
FermittheKrog Fri 30-Sep-11 22:45:26

Called Pom, obviously.

Bear at Wine O Clock...

Bear with Pom Bears...

Anyone?!

picnicbasketcase Fri 30-Sep-11 22:48:30

Aw. We could take photos of him going shopping for nice ham.

Kbear Fri 30-Sep-11 22:49:33

but what if someone took him to Greggs? How long in the decontamination chamber before the next MNer could take him out?

rushofbloodtothefeet Fri 30-Sep-11 22:49:38

Where would it end ... <cries>

southeastastra Fri 30-Sep-11 22:50:27

ha yes would be funny! we should have the birds eye clarence bear

cheesesarnie Fri 30-Sep-11 22:50:37

oh my god!!!!yessssssss.that is the most bestest idea ever.i love it!

I'd make shit up about what we got up to when really we stayed in watching TOWIE and eating nutella.

picnicbasketcase Fri 30-Sep-11 22:52:29

Instead of little clothes and toothbrush, he'd have a wank mitten and some lentils in his suitcase.

mumatron Fri 30-Sep-11 22:52:44

I don't have enough imagination to write fake diary entries for the school bear and a mumsnet bear.

FermittheKrog Fri 30-Sep-11 22:52:54

Yay! Am so pleased.

We could create one of those online blog things to post photos of his lazylife diverse extracurricular experiences.

I have a bear, unless anyone else has a spare going round?!

FermittheKrog Fri 30-Sep-11 22:54:06

I could give him a sparkly ticker!! yes!

MurunBuchstansangur Fri 30-Sep-11 22:54:41

Can I take him to McDonalds and then to see the last Harry Potter?

BertieBotts Fri 30-Sep-11 22:55:59

I have HUNDREDS of bears. I feel like as soon as I do a charity shop clearout of them, more appear. Do they breed?

Valpollicella Fri 30-Sep-11 22:56:09

Oh, please can we do this.

I am willing to co-co-ordinate grin

Bogeyface Fri 30-Sep-11 22:56:14

Are we ok to wash it? TOWIE and Nutella? I mean...........grin

I think it is a super idea!

picnicbasketcase Fri 30-Sep-11 22:56:55

Can I take a picture of him laying on his back in amongst empty lager cans and fast food wrappers? I really wanted to with the nursery class bear but DP said they wouldn't find it funny.

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDawn Fri 30-Sep-11 22:57:23

What if someone poisoned him with a whispers fruitshoot?

MurunBuchstansangur Fri 30-Sep-11 23:00:21

a berjazzle! grin

FermittheKrog Fri 30-Sep-11 23:02:22

Valpollicella would love for you to co-co-beardinate...

Pom Bear Bares All... or something.

Size of bear might be a consideration though, for being passed on.

UterusUterusGhali Fri 30-Sep-11 23:03:44

Oh, yes please.

It would turn into a massive ponce-off though, wouldn't it. Like the school bears.

Dosen't MN aready have a bat? Can we purloin it from the American Uni or wherever it came from?

Valpollicella Fri 30-Sep-11 23:07:03

We want ponce offs though.

And then there would be competitive laziness

Then the inbetweens

Fermit, am good to go if we get more people on board grin

MurunBuchstansangur Fri 30-Sep-11 23:08:11

dear jeff, we need the bat.......

FermittheKrog Fri 30-Sep-11 23:09:30

Yes, we would effectively need a mailing list that was controlled, a blog bear site, and an appropriately sized postage friendly bear.

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDawn Fri 30-Sep-11 23:09:38

<jumps up and down> Me Me! Pick ME! wants MN Bear to come and visit We can take to Aldi to buy naice ham grin

cece Fri 30-Sep-11 23:13:25

Faints

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