If it was MNers, not MINers, stuck underground...

(127 Posts)
Eleison Wed 13-Oct-10 12:30:17

Style and Beauty: Does this capsule make me look frumpy?

Childbirth: If I'm not out in 48 hours, will I have to be induced?

Relationships: DP keeps messaging me from the surface to say that he can see himself on telly. Is he narcissistic?

Good Housekeeping: Can't be bothered to shift rubble from tunnel entrance. Am I a slattern?

(etc. ...)

AbsofCroissant Wed 13-Oct-10 13:10:50

Oh yes, the first one was hawt, as is his brother. Well done Mr and Mrs Avalos. Well done

WhoAteAgentZigzagsBrain Wed 13-Oct-10 13:12:40

'My DH did absolutely no housework whatsoever while I was trapped down a mine shaft for two months, he's now being shitty and saying he didn't feel he should because 'I'd only do it the wrong way'.

Would I be unreasonable to kick him in the nuts and put bleach in his curry?'

Poster A - 'Only Two months?? I was lost in the desert for for months with only two Greggs sausage rolls and some out of date Panda shandy...'

MassiveKnob Wed 13-Oct-10 14:44:15

would the capsule be a 4x4 ?

vbusymum1 Wed 13-Oct-10 14:51:18

In the style of a thread I read earlier "I was 69 days late home from work and my childminder had my DCs dressed and waiting in the garden"

No offence to the OP on that thread smile

MassiveKnob Thu 14-Oct-10 11:42:49

pmsl

Eleison Thu 14-Oct-10 11:48:37

Site Stuff: As the last one out, I consider myself to be a MinOldie and am starting my own website. So there.

MassiveKnob Thu 14-Oct-10 11:55:07

ooh, as MassiveKnobDirtySanchez aka number 21, surely I qualify for a MinOldie because you must have your friday night filth threads, and I could be chief contributor grin

Kbear Thu 14-Oct-10 11:57:02

Geeky stuff: bugger all wireless connection down here....

Mumsnet Local Meetups: meet you by the wall, no, the other wall....

Imagine what's for dinner?

MassiveKnob Thu 14-Oct-10 12:02:53

dust?

Southwind Thu 14-Oct-10 12:03:12

Do Greggs deliver ?? grin

VinegaRigamorTits Thu 14-Oct-10 12:03:39

grin

AIBU: a group of old MiNers have fucked off to another exculsive mine and have called themselves Minoldies, AIBU to be pissed off they havent invited me?

Style and Beauty: How do you make eyeliner out of coal?

BitOfFunderthepatio Thu 14-Oct-10 12:06:13

AIBU to think that the size of the rescue shaft is fattist?

MassiveKnob Thu 14-Oct-10 12:08:52

pmsl - fattist

Eleison Thu 14-Oct-10 12:10:36

Media and Non-Member Requests:

Anyone not yet signed up with Max Clifford?

If so, could I have a picture of a pretty one of you with coal dust attractively smeared on one cheek and your children looking traumatized but relieved its all over? I could make up the quotes so it needn't be too much trouble for you.

grin inspirational thread!!!!

Bit worried about Friday night being bumsex night grin Imagine, all those hairy truckers!!!

pmsl

VinegaRigamorTits Thu 14-Oct-10 12:17:43

Conception: im 6 weeks gone but have been in the mine for over 2 months <worried>

snigger Thu 14-Oct-10 12:20:05

It'd be the plate rescue thread on a bigger scale.

"My DH has slipped down the back of a mine shaft - WWYD?"

sarah293 Thu 14-Oct-10 12:21:48

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InmyheadIminParis Thu 14-Oct-10 12:45:25

snigger grin

Dumbledoresgirl Thu 14-Oct-10 12:46:02

Gardening Club: Anyone else growing mushrooms this year?

why isn't this mine wheelchair friendly

Eleison Thu 14-Oct-10 12:51:00

Some flaming bint has parked her capsule in the disabled space cos the mother-and-chiild ones are full

VinegaRigamorTits Thu 14-Oct-10 12:54:46

Tram Huns - which mining cart are you buying this year?

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