If it was MNers, not MINers, stuck underground...

[Eleison]

Style and Beauty: Does this capsule make me look frumpy?

Childbirth: If I'm not out in 48 hours, will I have to be induced?

Relationships: DP keeps messaging me from the surface to say that he can see himself on telly. Is he narcissistic?

Good Housekeeping: Can't be bothered to shift rubble from tunnel entrance. Am I a slattern?

(etc. ...)

[loflo]

AIBU could be interesting!!!!

[FrogInAJacuzzi]

AIBU : to think that they could have gotten us out of here in less than 65 f*cking days?

[AbsofCroissant]

AIBU: to think that those miners over there are forming a quiche and excluding me?

[MayorNaze]

sorry chaps i think this in poor taste

[NigellaPleaseComeDineWithMe]

quiche??? real men don't eat quiche!!

[booooooooooyhoo]

@ quiche

[daftpunk]

MayorNaze;

There are jokes all over twitter about the miners - lighten up.

[MrsRhettKilledTheButler]

mayor.. as yet it is a success and will hopefully continue to be so

i don't think its the same as being lighthearted about a terrible tragedy

@ real men dont eat quiche

[MrsRhettKilledTheButler]

i mean., i know its a tragedy that it happened in the first place but it has changed into a wonderful success story

[daftpunk]

I'm going to change my name to dafta de'punkazales...

[MayorNaze]

fair enough :)

[MassiveKnob]

would we still get wtc ctc etc whilst down there?

We would be tutoring for the eleven plus via loud speakers up the hole.

[AbsofCroissant]

G&T - Is my child G&T?
DH told me via the telly thing that DS had built a lego rescue machine to "get mummy out". Is he G&T? Is he?

[giraffesCantDookForApples]

AIBU to not want David Cameron to be one of the first people I see when I get out?

[WhoAteAgentZigzagsBrain]

'AIBU to tell one of my fellow miners to SHUT THE FUCK UP about her bloody MIL?'

[MassiveKnob]

Abs - It would all depend on the ORT level Your DS would have to have his 'book bag' lowered down the hole for daily inspection/discussion/judging

[WhoAteAgentZigzagsBrain]

There'd be nowhere to flounce off to though

[GraveyardMistsAreYellow]

giraffes

Quite. You would be forgiven for chinning him if he tried to hug you I think though.

[MassiveKnob]

daft - I will also namechange. I would be MassiveKnobDirtySanchez

[wigglesrock]

Make sure your spelling and grammar is correct on that rescue note, don't want outside world to think MN standards are slipping.

[daftpunk]

lololololol MK

Tell you what, some of those miners are pretty hot...I could have coped down there.

[giraffesCantDookForApples]

AIBU to want them to provide me tubs to express milk into so they can be sent up to my baby?

[giraffesCantDookForApples]

Especially the 1st and 2nd ones daftpunk!!

[daftpunk]

Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[AbsofCroissant]

Oh yes, the first one was hawt, as is his brother. Well done Mr and Mrs Avalos. Well done