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MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots

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bossbabebot Wed 09-Mar-16 09:13:08

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Desperate spin tactics by Bots, who don't answer questions (keep your expectations low huns xo xo)

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cozietoesie Wed 09-Mar-16 09:20:44

smile

nextyearrodney Wed 09-Mar-16 09:21:06

As posted on the last thread.

Alternatives to wampum

Concoction
Output
Fabrication
Spinoff
Merchandise
Artefact
Compound
Line
Quantum
Vendible
Gleaning

Any good ones here? I liked the suggestion of a generic term that would work across all mlms and not be too emotive.

xenu1 Wed 09-Mar-16 09:28:17

shirleyknotanotherbot wrote: Crawling back out from under the woodpile/Loving your work, reading avidly and spreading the word but nothing much to contribute/Don't suppose we could have a bag of some sort? Or a planner. Something to help us look important."

Always happy to help my fellow #VIEstars! This limited edition TV ProPlanner is available from your upllne at only £39.99. If you combine that with a ticket to Aprils ParslaiParadiseWinnersSuccessDay you can get both for just £89.99, a saving of £10! Bring your downline and watch you business just explode!

Melaw21 Wed 09-Mar-16 09:32:35

Placemarking... 👋👋

throwingpebbles Wed 09-Mar-16 09:43:29

Hopping on!

acatcalledjohn Wed 09-Mar-16 09:56:57

Place marking. Thanks for new Freddie Fred!

bossbabebot Wed 09-Mar-16 10:00:41

Xenu sign me up for ten - I will give them as Christmas gifts... They look like a right bargain!

cozietoesie Wed 09-Mar-16 10:09:43

Bargain? 10???

I guess I should wash out my mouth with soap there for the lack of positivity. grin

shadowplay Wed 09-Mar-16 10:10:51

Checking in

DayToDayShit Wed 09-Mar-16 10:11:59

Morning new thread.

DayToDayShit Wed 09-Mar-16 10:13:21

Off to see what shit my JP bot is posting today. What are all yours saying?

throwingpebbles Wed 09-Mar-16 10:13:39

xenu 😂😂😂😂

ambler21 Wed 09-Mar-16 10:22:02

A mug idea

cozietoesie Wed 09-Mar-16 10:22:37

I'm waiting for TV to bring out some special Viestar vodka afternoon drink. I think throwing may need it at the weekend. wink

throwingpebbles Wed 09-Mar-16 10:26:26

Ha cozie ! maybe some Timeless Vie shot glasses too grin

shirleyknotanotherbot Wed 09-Mar-16 10:33:11

I'm here flowers

Wampum alternatives:

Distraction
Diversion
Irrelevance

Or likely that I have got it completely wrong.

Thanks for the planner Last I shall look like a total loser #hunpreneur at toddlers grin

cozietoesie Wed 09-Mar-16 10:42:35

You may have something there, throwing. (TV branded glasses.) grin

I'll leave that one to last.

chuckingstones Wed 09-Mar-16 10:48:05

I'd like to think that chimps got confused by logic grin It's hard to argue when you can't disagree with what people are saying!

In other news, I think we should get a bit more colour into the TV products. Just a first attempt here wink

cozietoesie Wed 09-Mar-16 10:49:57

I rather like that!

(My eyes are complaining bitterly though. grin)

tragicomicadherent Wed 09-Mar-16 11:20:44

As posted in the last thread:

eyes my bot posted this - who the heck is the news source?

www.insidermedia.com/insider/midlands/sales-reach-120m-at-forever-living-uk

Eyespying Wed 09-Mar-16 11:37:34

Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines.

cozietoesie Wed 09-Mar-16 11:44:28

Innocent may be - but perhaps also a little lazy if they just take copy they're given and include it?

MimsyPimsy Wed 09-Mar-16 11:53:26

The "UK Country Manager" from the Insider Media article appears on YouTube saying the company turned over more than £70 million "of retail values" in 2014 and was forecasting £120 million for 2015, based on December 2015 forecasts...

See www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3AXMmVqkn4

shirleyknotanotherbot Wed 09-Mar-16 11:59:21

Do we know how many distributors/business owners there are?

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