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MLM Bot Watch 12 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots

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lastuseraccount123 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:34:12

facebook.com/timelessvie

facebook.com/liestopper

@TimelessVie

botwatch.blogspot.com

timelessvie.wordpress.com

mlmtheamericandreammadenightmare.blogspot.ca/2015/08/donald-trump-now-tries-to-rewrite-his.html - Eyes blog

now featuring Media Attention!

Forever Living lawyers!

Desperate spin tactics by Bots, who don't answer questions (keep your expectations low huns xo xo)

go!

bossbabebot Sat 05-Mar-16 21:39:16

Thank you last! #parslairocks

nextyearrodney Sat 05-Mar-16 21:39:30

Fabulous thread title and we're into well into double figures now too. Go team Parslai.

Melaw21 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:39:50

Placey placey markey markey...

lastuseraccount123 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:43:39

would just like to remind every1 that our parslai is 100% certified organic by our own parslai council that we own and run and control. which means it's 100% a reliable source of info, just like Forever Living's aloe org or whatever the fuck they call it

lastuseraccount123 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:45:45

and also, a reminder of how amazeballey-er than aloe parslai is in all the ways.

fuck u haters! you don't even kno how great it is

Melaw21 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:45:47

Aloe org? Is that like sea org? Sounds legit?

bossbabebot Sat 05-Mar-16 21:47:37

But if you are interested I jumping ship and going into a brand new MLM we have Tiimless Viiiiiiiiiie which has organic Parslaiiiiiii - in suppositories so you can be beautiful on the inside as well as the outside

Arsehole selfies to follow soon....

lastuseraccount123 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:47:40

i might have to do a video soon on the vimeo of how it makes my thighs smaller, just by putting extract du parslai on them.

lastuseraccount123 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:50:04

iasc.org/BOD.html

sparkleyes Sat 05-Mar-16 21:51:44

Hi Hun can I give parslaii to my dog he has terrible flatulence?

Motorheadmum Sat 05-Mar-16 21:51:46

Out of interest what happened to the bots who used to pop in?

Melaw21 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:52:17

Have you heard of Oreganiix last? I have had untold amounts of teamiez ringing me worried about there downlines! Apparently oregano (main ingredient in oreganiix) has 100% more health shizzle and opportunities than parsley? Its such a worry, apparently they are a naughty pyramid, unlike us who are just a good old honest inverted funnel...its just not fair that our #parslaiipussies are being sucked in by these charlatans... 😫😢 What will I do? If they all leave???? The rent is due soon on my giant pink windmill!!! 😭😭😭😭

Twunk Sat 05-Mar-16 21:53:30

Wiindmiill surely?

prettyusefulsometimes Sat 05-Mar-16 21:54:09

Massive thank you to the commenter on the FB page of a well known FLbot, I had a proper belly laugh. And it's not been noticed?? I didn't realise 'de Nile flowed through Sth Africa!!

There's tonnes of stuff about Ariix online - some of it quite old, seems like they've rebranded themselves quite a few times.
Here's one of their corporate pitches featuring a lot of very big numbers:
www.youtube.com/channel/UC3BKbTmf3IgZRSvyX4ErKGA

Twunk Sat 05-Mar-16 21:55:14

You've taken a screen shot? And now you're PM-ing us? smile

sparkleyes Sat 05-Mar-16 21:55:23

Hun my teamies are also getting twitchy, I've told them and told them that getting in at the start doesn't work it's all about the stock u stockpile #wampum

Melaw21 Sat 05-Mar-16 21:56:25

Couldnt bear it if I had to leave, had the bestest bizness meeting in the whole world just this morning! 😭

Twunk Sat 05-Mar-16 21:57:01

Twiitchy

Twunk Sat 05-Mar-16 21:57:27

I think I might change my name to Twiink

cozietoesie Sat 05-Mar-16 21:57:44

I need to know so that I can delude tell HUGE numbers of people -

Is the Conseil du Parslaiiii certified at Nobel Prize level?

wink

Patzy85 Sat 05-Mar-16 22:01:19

Ski bot is currently lying on castle bots sofa, castle bots bro is also there. And you'll never guess.......

They're all on their phones!

Melaw21 Sat 05-Mar-16 22:03:39

patz reading Mumsnet probably! 👋👋👋👋 lol

sparkleyes Sat 05-Mar-16 22:05:35

Hiiiii gringringrinthanksthanksthanksthanksbrewbrewbrew

They might be reading some other websites in the morning perhaps then they will accept we are not all #jealoushaterz

sminkypink Sat 05-Mar-16 22:08:33

Well they did mention t.v. !

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