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Boy had 2 loofahs inside his ear

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WendyWeber · 08/05/2007 21:28

He looks quite pleased

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squidette · 08/05/2007 21:29

Interesting 'first reaction' from the mother!

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AitchTwoOh · 08/05/2007 21:29

i've had a loofah in my ear too, rice krispies is EXACTLY what it soudns like. no, really.

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JackieNo · 08/05/2007 21:30

I saw this on Newsround (DD was watching, honest), and winced. Yeuch.

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WendyWeber · 08/05/2007 21:31

Yes, I liked the mother's comment, squidette

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LoveMyGirls · 08/05/2007 21:32

OMG thank god i live in england.

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DragonFaerie · 08/05/2007 21:33

PMSL at Mother's 'first reaction' Squidette!!!!

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TheMoistWorldOfSeptimusQuench · 08/05/2007 21:37

Ewwww

I once had an elderly client, who had to go to hosptial for something or other, which resulted in him having an xray of part of his head.

Very clearly, on the xray, the doctors discerned a large open safety pin deep within his ear. He did recall cleaning the wax out with a safety pin "ooh, months ago now..."

An appointment was made for him to go back the following week to have the pin removed - but when they took another x ray, it had gone! He had no idea what had happened, had not been in pain or noticed anything unusual.

There's a lesson in there somewhere, I'm sure...

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TwoIfBySea · 08/05/2007 21:51


Love what the mum said, but really, I would have needed anesthetic as soon as they told me or I would have gone ballistic, maybe bombed my ear off! The boy does look quite chuffed though.

Oh god, why do I read loofah stories!
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Beauregard · 08/05/2007 21:54

If there is a link i shall not be clicking on it.
My ear has been feeling funny tonight and i have a fear of moths going in my ear since i watched an episode of casualty when i was younger,and a woman on there had it happen to her.
And i am bloody terrified of loofers

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squidette · 08/05/2007 21:56

I do remember there was a 'story' when i was maybe 12 or 13 about a man who had a big lumpy spot on his neck that wouldnt go. One day when he was combing his hair, he nicked the edge of the lump and hundreds of spiders ran out!!!!!

Hmmm....

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Beauregard · 08/05/2007 21:58

hell,can't read this anymore.

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Aimsmum · 08/05/2007 21:59

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Gobbledigook · 08/05/2007 21:59

I thought a loofah was one of those things you scrub your back with in the bath! I thought 'how the devil did he get those in his ears?'

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MrsCarrot · 08/05/2007 21:59

I heard that story too!

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MrsCarrot · 08/05/2007 22:00

the one with the 100'sof spiders that is. uurgggh

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fryalot · 08/05/2007 22:01

LOOFAH!!!! that's the word.

Thanks

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thedogsbollox · 08/05/2007 22:02

Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!

Yuckkkkkkkkk!!

Oh just the thought makes me squirm.

In fact if it happened to me, I think I might just bomb the house

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GiantSquirrelSpotter · 08/05/2007 22:02

Gdg, that's exactly what I thought.

What a strange woman, wanting to go and bomb the house.

It doesn't exactly address negative American stereotypes, does it?

(Have a problem? Bomb it! )

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lyrabelacqua · 08/05/2007 22:05

Absolutely pmsl at mother's first reaction!! Why!!!!

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morningpaper · 08/05/2007 22:08

lol

at least she didn't say "My first reaction was to go and bomb Iraq"

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madamenoir · 08/05/2007 22:13

apparently you can swallow 13 loofahs a year at night (no idea who counts) if you sleep with your mouth open...they are attracted by the moisture in your mouth...

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FiveFingeredFiend · 08/05/2007 22:13

surely it must be an insect bomb rather like a flea bomb.

rather than a nuclear bomb.

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hippipotami · 09/05/2007 08:03

From what I recall of living in San Francisco, the Americans are keen on 'insect bombs' which you let off in the house whilst you are out to kill vermin (in our case fleas yuck)

So am sure that is what the mother meant!!

Pmsl at the thought you all assumed she meant a 'proper' bomb. Really???

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Trinityrhino · 09/05/2007 08:05

OMG
i clicked on this thinking 'how could you get one loofah into your ear, they are huge'

now i'm shaking
eeeewwwwwwwwww

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