Boy had 2 loofahs inside his ear

(40 Posts)
WendyWeber Tue 08-May-07 21:28:02
squidette Tue 08-May-07 21:29:25

Interesting 'first reaction' from the mother!

AitchTwoOh Tue 08-May-07 21:29:26

i've had a loofah in my ear too, rice krispies is EXACTLY what it soudns like. no, really.

themoon66 Tue 08-May-07 21:30:08

probably just pleased to get em out!

JackieNo Tue 08-May-07 21:30:22

I saw this on Newsround (DD was watching, honest), and winced. Yeuch.

WendyWeber Tue 08-May-07 21:31:42

Yes, I liked the mother's comment, squidette

LoveMyGirls Tue 08-May-07 21:32:57

OMG thank god i live in england.

DragonFaerie Tue 08-May-07 21:33:06

PMSL at Mother's 'first reaction' Squidette!!!!

TheMoistWorldOfSeptimusQuench Tue 08-May-07 21:37:33

Ewwww

I once had an elderly client, who had to go to hosptial for something or other, which resulted in him having an xray of part of his head.

Very clearly, on the xray, the doctors discerned a large *open safety pin* deep within his ear. He did recall cleaning the wax out with a safety pin "ooh, months ago now..."

An appointment was made for him to go back the following week to have the pin removed - but when they took another x ray, it had gone! He had no idea what had happened, had not been in pain or noticed anything unusual.

There's a lesson in there somewhere, I'm sure...

TwoIfBySea Tue 08-May-07 21:51:08

<<breathe deep, breathe deep this will not happen to me>>

Love what the mum said, but really, I would have needed anesthetic as soon as they told me or I would have gone ballistic, maybe bombed my ear off! The boy does look quite chuffed though.

Oh god, why do I read loofah stories!

Beauregard Tue 08-May-07 21:54:18

If there is a link i shall not be clicking on it.
My ear has been feeling funny tonight and i have a fear of moths going in my ear since i watched an episode of casualty when i was younger,and a woman on there had it happen to her.
And i am bloody terrified of loofers

squidette Tue 08-May-07 21:56:56

I do remember there was a 'story' when i was maybe 12 or 13 about a man who had a big lumpy spot on his neck that wouldnt go. One day when he was combing his hair, he nicked the edge of the lump and hundreds of spiders ran out!!!!!

Hmmm....

Beauregard Tue 08-May-07 21:58:24

hell,can't read this anymore.

Aimsmum Tue 08-May-07 21:59:08

Message withdrawn

Gobbledigook Tue 08-May-07 21:59:16

I thought a loofah was one of those things you scrub your back with in the bath! I thought 'how the devil did he get those in his ears?'

MrsCarrot Tue 08-May-07 21:59:50

I heard that story too!

MrsCarrot Tue 08-May-07 22:00:38

the one with the 100'sof spiders that is. uurgggh

fryalot Tue 08-May-07 22:01:06

LOOFAH!!!! that's the word.

Thanks



thedogsbollox Tue 08-May-07 22:02:01

Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!

Yuckkkkkkkkk!!

Oh just the thought makes me squirm.

In fact if it happened to me, I think I might just bomb the house

GiantSquirrelSpotter Tue 08-May-07 22:02:29

Gdg, that's exactly what I thought.

What a strange woman, wanting to go and bomb the house.

It doesn't exactly address negative American stereotypes, does it?

(Have a problem? Bomb it! )

lyrabelacqua Tue 08-May-07 22:05:57

Absolutely pmsl at mother's first reaction!! Why!!!!

morningpaper Tue 08-May-07 22:08:58

lol

at least she didn't say "My first reaction was to go and bomb Iraq"

madamenoir Tue 08-May-07 22:13:34

apparently you can swallow 13 loofahs a year at night (no idea who counts) if you sleep with your mouth open...they are attracted by the moisture in your mouth...

FiveFingeredFiend Tue 08-May-07 22:13:36

surely it must be an insect bomb rather like a flea bomb.

rather than a nuclear bomb.

?

hippipotami Wed 09-May-07 08:03:10

From what I recall of living in San Francisco, the Americans are keen on 'insect bombs' which you let off in the house whilst you are out to kill vermin (in our case fleas yuck)

So am sure that is what the mother meant!!

Pmsl at the thought you all assumed she meant a 'proper' bomb. Really???

Trinityrhino Wed 09-May-07 08:05:48

OMG
i clicked on this thinking 'how could you get one loofah into your ear, they are huge'

now i'm shaking
eeeewwwwwwwwww

Flamesparrow Wed 09-May-07 08:17:33

Sat here for ages (before reading article) trying to work out how the hell anyone could fit a loofah in their ear, let alone two

Nbg Wed 09-May-07 08:22:26

lol at the mother saying she'll bomb the house

giraffeski Wed 09-May-07 08:23:16

Message withdrawn

GiantSquirrelSpotter Wed 09-May-07 09:56:46

Oh hippi, don't spoil my illusions!

Quootiepie Wed 09-May-07 10:01:49

oh yuk!

I thought you meant loofahs... as in sponge things I really want to go put ear muffs on now Is tht story about the spiders in the mans neck true?

Aloveheart Wed 09-May-07 10:02:34

gonna put cotton wool in my ears tonight!!! ewwwwwwwww.

ruty Wed 09-May-07 10:06:16

i now have a zero tolerance attitude towards spiders in the bathroom.

allgonebellyup Wed 09-May-07 12:09:32

also wondering how you could fit 2 huge beige bathroom loofahs in your ear!! scrub your back and then accidently they end up in yer ears?

hippipotami Wed 09-May-07 12:19:07

Sorry GiantSquirrelSpotter - must admit the other 'bomb' does make for a funnier story
I must confess, I thought bathroom loofahs too and shuddered when I read spiders...eek..

contentiouscat Wed 09-May-07 20:58:51

LOL - I see you saw this story, doesnt it make you cringe

FrannyandZooey Wed 09-May-07 21:05:03

WW I love you]
there has already been a thread about this with the non-loofah word in the title

and there are FAR TOO MANY NON-LOOFAH THREADS LATELY IN GENERAL

contentiouscat Wed 09-May-07 21:22:22

I noticed someone used the "s" word on here LOL

FrannyandZooey Wed 09-May-07 21:25:44

I don't mind people using it in threads, it is in the titles I can't stick it

they pop up and down constantly and you can't avoid it or know when to expect it

thanks WW

stoppinattwo Wed 09-May-07 22:13:36

I read about an old block who was getting his ears checked by the doc. doc pulled an old style bus ticket out of his ear. Turns out the guy hadnt been profoundly deaf in that ear all his life he had just shoved a bus ticket in there when he was a boy

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now