Erm... even for the DM this is, well... vibrator up bottom?

(29 Posts)
OurBlanche Thu 06-Oct-16 10:30:45

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3824801/Mother-one-24-forced-undergo-surgery-remove-seven-inch-pink-sex-toy-boyfriend-got-stuck-BOTTOM.html?ito=social-facebook

Trainee teacher.... boyfriend shoves vibrator up her arse... forgets where he left it... she has operation and apparently; ^Lee's not been scarred by it - he just thinks it's funny. I think he should have one up his bum and take one for the team.'

Please tell me I am dreaming!

YvaineStormhold Thu 06-Oct-16 10:33:03

Well, I wouldn't like to be her the next time she waddles walks into a classroom.

MephistophelesApprentice Thu 06-Oct-16 10:36:01

I totally respect her candour. With that kind of courage I reckon she'll brazen it out.

It happened to me and my partner once...

Cabawill Thu 06-Oct-16 10:36:44

WTAF? shock

Yoarchie Thu 06-Oct-16 10:37:48

Well I hope she's ok
I hope she isn't upset or embarrassed at the publicity
Anyway DM is becoming a porn mag grin

HateSummer Thu 06-Oct-16 10:37:54

Wtaf? 😕

OurBlanche Thu 06-Oct-16 10:42:49

I would expect the NCTL to be looking at her conduct too!

YvaineStormhold Thu 06-Oct-16 10:44:52

'Would you like this woman to teach your child?'

Well, I wouldn't like her to teach anyone how to use a vibe, as her skills in that department clearly need work.

I reckon she's probably ok with phonics though.

justdontevenfuckingstart Thu 06-Oct-16 10:45:56

Haha! OOh I didn't realise there was a vibrator up my arse while we were looking round the bedroom for it and when we saw where it was we got some barbecue tongs and a fork. Absolute bollocks.

YvaineStormhold Thu 06-Oct-16 10:47:12

That article is actually quite useful, if you can get past the moral outrage.

I had absolutely no idea that could happen. How horrific.

YvaineStormhold Thu 06-Oct-16 10:47:52

Barbecue tongs?

she must have an arse like a windsock

DubiousCredentials Thu 06-Oct-16 10:51:46

WHAT??? How could you not know it was still up there? Wtf? WTF? confused

MyBreadIsEggy Thu 06-Oct-16 10:51:59

Yvaine grin arse like a wind sock grin

smEGGontoast Thu 06-Oct-16 10:54:02

A nurse friend told me they once had a guy of about 50 come in by ambulance with a king Edward potato up his backside. To get it out, him and his partner had tried using a corkscrew...confused

YvaineStormhold Thu 06-Oct-16 10:59:59

smEGG did he also have a chip on his shoulder?

smEGGontoast Thu 06-Oct-16 11:02:54

grin

IAmcuriousyellow Thu 06-Oct-16 11:06:20

I expect they were mashed when they did that

YvaineStormhold Thu 06-Oct-16 11:08:10

That's what he gets for behaving croquettishly.

Supertrooperloopthelooper Thu 06-Oct-16 11:22:59

Hope he wasn't too chippy with the paramedics

YvaineStormhold Thu 06-Oct-16 11:25:29

Sounds like he'd been involved in a Dangerous Lyonnaise.

calilark Thu 06-Oct-16 11:27:19

Hope he didn't get too much hassleback at work for it...

YvaineStormhold Thu 06-Oct-16 11:29:09

I imagine he got quite a roasting.

pugsake Thu 06-Oct-16 11:31:41

Must of been wedged right up.

I saw that article this morning.

The barbecue tong bit made me feel quite faint.

Agerbilatemycardigan Thu 06-Oct-16 11:34:50

Good grief! Is Tardis Arse and actual medical condition now?

smEGGontoast Thu 06-Oct-16 11:41:21

Ah potato puns, they're so a-peeling.

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