Do Indians really have smaller willies?

(123 Posts)
uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 14:40:31
expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 16:24:29

bucket crouch

MissMistletoe Tue 12-Dec-06 16:26:17

Fanjos like wheelie bins!! LOL!! Speak for yourself, Morningpaper!

liatHoHoHo Tue 12-Dec-06 16:26:43

The worst shag of my life was when I had a b'friend with a HUGE nob - he seemed to think that having a big one was so much of a turn on that no other effort was required. I can still vividly remember him waving it around then saying "Well, are you ready yet?"

Most offputting....

MissMistletoe Tue 12-Dec-06 16:28:30

LOL again HoHoHo!! Gross, eh?

MerryMellowmas Tue 12-Dec-06 16:33:19



Small willys are also the cause of errm fanny farting, I was told!! Too much room cause and air-bubble type thing

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 16:35:20

I can get four black bags in mine

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 16:37:21

i get a man in to hose mine down once a week cos dh cant be arsed

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 16:40:54

I've got some leaf stickers that wrap around mine which I find is a highly effective camouflage

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 16:42:14

like a rl bush, mp?

youll get squirrels nesting before long

crappywappynamechangingwuss Tue 12-Dec-06 16:44:14

NP.. my man only comes once a month to steam clean mine... it never seems to smell though

NOELallie Tue 12-Dec-06 16:53:58

If I remember my Kama Sutra I beleive that the size discrepancy is referred to in terms of horse and ........ferret? Gawd I don't remember as it happens ...some sort of delicately-hung beast.

MyTwoChocolateCoinsWorth Tue 12-Dec-06 16:57:20
YuletidePaps Tue 12-Dec-06 17:03:03

3 to 5 centimetres shorter!! ...hung like a goat rather than the horse

The HIV risk is a big problem though

uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 17:14:26

NQC, I thought that too. Isn't it the circumference that matters when fitting a condom? Or maybe we don't want to go there.

foxinsocks Tue 12-Dec-06 17:17:54

well that's true in my somewhat small experience (snigger)

I think it's probably pretty off-putting as a man if you put a condom on that's all baggy - it says 1 in 5 fall off them so they must be WAY too big in errr all manners of size (so length, girth).

FioFio Tue 12-Dec-06 17:20:10

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nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 17:21:02

in relation to womens fanjos tho fio

not the mans body

FioFio Tue 12-Dec-06 17:22:04

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uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 17:25:56

So, Fio, are you saying that taller men have bigger willies? Right, then we know how to size them up before we leave the bar.

But, I thought it had more to do with the size of their feet.

FioFio Tue 12-Dec-06 17:27:40

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FioFio Tue 12-Dec-06 17:28:23

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nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 17:28:34

i agree with fio

foxinsocks Tue 12-Dec-06 17:37:37

can't say I've ever noticed a height to penis size correlation (or feet size for that matter )

but I tend to disagree and really don't think size matters that much unless you are at either end of the extreme scale (so either too long or really tiny).

Journey2 Tue 12-Dec-06 17:40:53

When we were in Asia, I asked a friend to bring some condoms over with them on their visit as the ones on sale were too small and the larger fit were always running out due to the expat community buying them . I think Asians in general have smaller ones than Western men.. my husband told me a funny story about the kids whispering once when he went to the toilet, they were amazed! (and I'm not telling you where he measures up in western terms before you ask!)

mousiemousie Tue 12-Dec-06 17:44:33

From my (hardly scientific) sample of one asian boyfriend I would agree with this

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