Do Indians really have smaller willies?

(117 Posts)
uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 14:40:31
expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 14:41:04

OMG!

No personal experience here.

ComeOyefaithfulVeneer Tue 12-Dec-06 14:41:55

a 2 year survey.

i was tempted to post this on friday, but decided to see how long before anyone else picked up on it lol.

fizzbuzz Tue 12-Dec-06 15:13:51

But as we all know...size doesn't matter does it? [sarky emoticon]

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 15:20:13

LOL! My response to 'It's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean,' has always been, 'Well, you can't go out to sea in a dinghy.'

uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 15:27:49

Expat, LOL

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:35:37

rofl

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:36:05

size matters

it truly truly does

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 15:39:30

Anyone who says it doesn't matter has a small one.

I'm ashamed to admit, I have in the past dumped men who didn't . . . erm . . . measure up.

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:40:06

god yes expat

no point in stringing them along is there

fizzbuzz Tue 12-Dec-06 15:41:07

pmsl . Have to go away and calm down now.....

MerryMellowmas Tue 12-Dec-06 15:41:19

I once mistook a willy for a finger

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 15:41:48

and that whole 'he makes up for it w/his tongue.'

k, so i'm supposed to spend hte rest of my short life never knowing orgasm from sex anymore b/c he's got a maggot?

no.

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:43:01

mellowmas NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lol

MerryMellowmas Tue 12-Dec-06 15:44:51



I believe I also said "Oh right its in then!"

<<<snort>>>

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:45:29

<cringe>

but also

<snigger>

fizzbuzz Tue 12-Dec-06 15:48:20

What did the guy concerned do or say?......

Bizarre story, tbh. Why would condoms being too long be a problem? There's meant to be some left at the base, so what difference does a bit more condom left over there make?

MissMistletoe Tue 12-Dec-06 16:09:09

Mellowmas's posts are strongly reminding me of an, well, I was about to say ex boyfriend, only he wasn't, just a conquest really. I worked with him. Gorgeous. He is from Sri Lanka. When we finally slept together, I'm sure I said "is it in yet?" too.

Have told dh all about him and we've nicknamed him chipolata.

noddyholder Tue 12-Dec-06 16:11:21

My sisters last 2 boyfriends have been indian.Lovely guys but both tiddlers in that dept God I hope she doesn't read this!

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 16:13:03

Cringe!

Yes, I had that moment w/one fella. But chose to keep silent.

Instead, I told all my friends .

MerryMellowmas Tue 12-Dec-06 16:14:04



I cannot remember how he responded tbh was over 10 years ago, thankfully

He obviously as not happy about it though as he made some reference to me and a sack of potatoes in front of our friends!!

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 16:19:57

he had sour grapes is all.

i had one like that. he needed viagra.

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 16:21:40

All this size talk ladies makes me wonder whether Indian ladies are just a little bit more petite than us, who obviously have fanjos like wheelie-bins?

You never know

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