Do Indians really have smaller willies?

(125 Posts)
SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 22-Oct-14 13:29:52

I did wonder how yoni got mentioned on here without Brian?

Gabby92 Wed 22-Oct-14 01:17:26

My last boyfriend was indian and I'd say he was quite well packaged. His Johnson was in the 6-7 inch area and had nice girth. So I'm not sure if you are talking about a specific group of Indians or Indians in general but based on my experience I don't think they have small willies

lupo5 Fri 26-Sep-14 08:57:59

HA HA HA It's funny thread but just realized VERY old.Did anything improved in the past 7-8 years? grin

AnyoneForTARDIS Thu 25-Sep-14 17:32:20

May I add I used to work in a nursery and had to change soiled/pooed nappies and all differernt race/colour/creed kiddies. so any guy from anywhere could be in this category.

a French kid had a wotsit for a willy and a melon for balls!

Im sure hes developed since!

AnyoneForTARDIS Thu 25-Sep-14 17:28:58

my friend went to India as a missionary worker and saw some huge ones!

having 'access' in a medical sense, she wouldn't say tiddlers!

although she said sometimes the plums were bigger than the bananas!

Isitmebut Thu 25-Sep-14 10:54:46

No personal experience on the title, but I have scientific evidence that it is the curry’s causing ‘shrinkage’.

How many others have post curry experiences, and been assured 100% that it wasn’t the 8-pints of draught beer washing it down?

Which nations don't like curry? lol

HoldenMcGroin Wed 24-Sep-14 23:44:17


colapoola Wed 24-Sep-14 23:26:40

What can I say, I'm bored hmm

So, is it true and which nation has the biggest?

gillywillywoo Wed 03-Jul-13 10:50:32

DH is half Malaysian (with Indian descent) and half Irish.

No complaints here... The Irish half must have saved him grin

Scarletohello Tue 02-Jul-13 20:15:27

Well I do have some personal experience I can share here as last year I was in India for 4 months and I did sample the local goods so to speak and I found that out of 4 men I slept with ( late 20s, early 30s), 3 out of 4 had small penises, but, worse than that, thay had absolutely no conception at all, of giving pleasure to the woman ( and the one who did have the big dick, insisted on watching the bloody cricket whilst we were doing the deed..!). But that was just my experience, would hate to generalise about a whole nation...

SunshineBossaNova Fri 28-Jun-13 13:57:55

Occasionally it was better, but mostly not.

SugarandSpice126 Fri 28-Jun-13 13:24:08

Sunshine my eyes are watering at the thought! Was it better than average size?! really nosy

And flatpackhamster same as what you said...what a bizarre post!

flatpackhamster Fri 28-Jun-13 08:50:37

Wow, a racist cock fetishist digs up a zombie thread to tell us what an expert he is on the cock.

Well, Mr Coxspert, clearly your experience trawling the locker rooms of the world dwarfs the pointless science used by evil white men to keep your brothers down.

SunshineBossaNova Fri 28-Jun-13 01:14:18

The first time I saw it I thought he was going to beat me to death with it.

No quickies, lots of patience and bulk buying cystitis tablets smile

SugarandSpice126 Fri 28-Jun-13 00:58:22

11.5! How does that even work?! Ouch..

SunshineBossaNova Fri 28-Jun-13 00:49:58

My XBF had 11.5 inches.

White Italian, for the record. Not that it matters anyhoo.

zippey Fri 28-Jun-13 00:46:09

You can't really know how big a penis is unless its erect so unless mrbig10inchbrownmamba was in a gay orgy his anecdotal evidence is unworthy of comment.

Wtf is a bone press? On reflection, I have got to nearly half a century without knowing so belay that order.

Valpollicella Fri 28-Jun-13 00:36:27

wow. that's a LOT of attention you've paid to other mens cocks.


I think this 6 year old thread might be a contender for oldest bumped!

YoniBottsBumgina Fri 28-Jun-13 00:33:18

Alright mate, got something to prove have we?

(WTF is a bone press?? Sounds painful confused)

Big10inchbrownmamba Fri 28-Jun-13 00:28:04

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YoniBottsBumgina Fri 28-Jun-13 00:26:36

Well this is a zombie thread and a half! Maybe just a half? grin

I wonder what the oldest bumped thread ever is?

Valpollicella Fri 28-Jun-13 00:22:24

Sorry. meant googled this stumbled upon this thread grin

Valpollicella Fri 28-Jun-13 00:17:04

Zombie thread

How the fark did you google that Big? confused

Big10inchbrownmamba Fri 28-Jun-13 00:15:00

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Catalepticdru Thu 14-Dec-06 17:47:30

Did any of you watch that documentary that was on C4 last year, "The World's Biggest Penis"? That was scary....

DesperatelyUpset Thu 14-Dec-06 15:20:04

message to men with a 'hare' - find a 'deer'.

expatinscotland Thu 14-Dec-06 14:51:49

But when your yoni and his lingham are well-matched, however ,it's blissful.

NappiesGalooooooooooooria Thu 14-Dec-06 14:51:34

that is very true desperately. i have experienced a size problem in that respect and with one of them, the discomfort was such that i never went back for any more... ouch.

DesperatelyUpset Thu 14-Dec-06 14:46:19

It can actually be quite unpleasant, even painful if you have a small 'yoni', and your partner has a large 'lingham'

wavybaby Thu 14-Dec-06 14:21:30

My boyfriend is half Peruvian and half English, very tall with a fantastic physic (and a huge nose I might add!) Unfortunately he inherited the South American weeney penis genes and laid backness (laziness) so he looks good until you "look down there". Shame, but his bod is a good detraction !

NappiesGalooooooooooooria Thu 14-Dec-06 13:02:51

well ive had a bit of just about to speak. and averages count for F all when you get down to it one-to-one. have had many a surprising moment, pleasant or otherwise.

whether i can remember enough detail to be the resident expert/consultant on this topic and back up this assertion with 'fact' is another matter...
- at not rmemebring, rather than me 'playing the field...'

dp is a v accomplished scotsman, btw. and being as how ive tried a lot of alternatives, i know im v happy to settle down with him

and yes, size does matter. but no, its not everything.

kama Wed 13-Dec-06 23:17:58

So glad he didn't get to me hehe

Blu Wed 13-Dec-06 16:50:31

is this one busy irishman who has been getting himself about, do you think?

The one Englishman I had was not terribly impressive, I had a Dutch boyfriend who I was actually a little scared of at first , but he was especially talented. One swedish guo was soooo tiny. American guys vary but most are a good size.Thats it. Not very well traveled am I?

expatinscotland Wed 13-Dec-06 16:05:46

I had an Irish lover once, and he was stacked .

Also an Englishman who certainly measured up.

kama Wed 13-Dec-06 16:03:43

Paula, I have had a bit of almost everything but not irish or indian! or arab!

expatinscotland Wed 13-Dec-06 16:00:32

I'm very pleased with my Scotsman

My Irishman is generous and its true about their size. There must someone on here who has had a bit of everything who would know for sure.

tissy Wed 13-Dec-06 15:49:44

themoon66, I have "known" an arab, who was tiny and useless, so they must come in all shapes and sizes!

Blu Wed 13-Dec-06 15:49:36

I am torn between studiously ignoring this thread and popping up to 'defend' dp.

In the interests of accuracy, I would like to point out that ime not all men of Indian ethnicity have small penises.

But averages never do mean that.

sunchowder Wed 13-Dec-06 15:31:34

Inquiring minds want to know (I have stayed clear of this thread by the way).

fizzbuzz Wed 13-Dec-06 15:27:35

Golly...which nationality was the best overall?

Amiable Wed 13-Dec-06 14:17:50

WEll, I was a total slapper in my twenties (it feels soooo long ago!), and would confirm Indians are small, but very generous lovers, but Brazilians and Irishmen are very well endowed but rather selfish - I know which one I would prefer (although of course the ideal is large and generous!! )

Incidentally, when DP and I were in Germany recently we bought Durex Love condoms and only noticed afterwards they are for the "little devil in you" !! great marketing! (and proudly have to add they were too small for us to use! )

kama Wed 13-Dec-06 13:44:35

Not african in general - nigerian.
I have seen african men with small cocks.

Never done indian!

I think men of African descent are suppose to be ample and gifted.

themoon66 Wed 13-Dec-06 13:24:03

Never shagged an asian that i can remember But I 'knew' an arab who was very large and talented.

expatinscotland Wed 13-Dec-06 12:44:03

Or hoovers, UCM .

UCM Wed 13-Dec-06 12:43:30

Think Marra's EPIS

expatinscotland Wed 13-Dec-06 12:40:43

I like big, throbbing ones.

Rosydingdongmerrily Wed 13-Dec-06 12:39:13

hee hee, I don't like big throbbing ugly ones that look like a leg, yuch.

expatinscotland Wed 13-Dec-06 12:37:40

We'll agree to disagree, Rose .

For me, size is part of the chemistry.

Rosydingdongmerrily Wed 13-Dec-06 12:36:17

Nah, size is totally irrelevant. My little asian dh is my best lover times 100. Its personality and chemistry that does the trick!

Wow I feel short changed I've always been able to tell the diffrence.

fizzbuzz Wed 13-Dec-06 12:31:42

How can you mistake a todger for a LEG!!! The mind boggles.....

expatinscotland Wed 13-Dec-06 12:27:46

Height isn't a sure measure of corresponding willie size, I can tell you, and certainly not of girth.

uwila Wed 13-Dec-06 12:26:14

Did he have really small legs?

fridascruffs Wed 13-Dec-06 10:42:23

one guy I slept with I was feeling really sorryfor cos I couldn't find it, and i thought it must be really small. Was preparing not to show disappointment etc. when I suddenly realised that i'd mistaken it for his leg. MOre or less, anyway. He must have got a bit light headed when he had a hard-on. Not Asian though (different continent).

Thats one I had never heard before.

expatinscotland Wed 13-Dec-06 09:40:09

The things you learn on MN!

IShagAnotherIndian Tue 12-Dec-06 22:14:14

And he would take up more room in a condom than many European men I have 'observed'.

There may be averages - but in my well-travelled experience you can't generalise or expect everyone from any particular group to conform to the average or live up (or down!) to the stereotype.

LOL at wheelie bin.

IShagAnIndian Tue 12-Dec-06 21:57:40

I changed my name for dh's sake!| He reads mn and would be mortified.

IShagAnIndian Tue 12-Dec-06 21:57:00

Yes they do, I can't believe they needed to fund a 2 year study to find that out!! It's general knowledge in the Indian community. But they did invent the kama sutra, and size isn't everything!

Indian woman probably do have smaller fanjos, I mean look at the size of them in general. My MIL is less than 5ft, and her mother barely reaches my chest.

Apparently eastern asians are even smaller but I wouldn't know about that!

fizzbuzz Tue 12-Dec-06 21:48:41

Once read magazine article years ago about something called "The Well Hung Jury". basically it was a club for men with big schlongs. I think the yardstick was as long as a coke can when (ahem) limp. Anyway it was some women's job to MEASURE them up. What a job beats teaching any day.

Anyway don't know whether any indians in this club, but could try googling it.....

The article was in some magazine, like "Marie-Claire", not in a "Nuts" or "Loaded" type magazine.

On second thoughts the thought of measuring all thoses massive wangers makes me feel a bit ill. All the men in it were horrible sleazeballs as well.

yulemoonfiend Tue 12-Dec-06 20:43:55

all i can remeber about the kama sutra was somethng about sucking, and nibbling a mango....

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 20:36:13

Were they "X-Large" and "Mahoosive" ?

NotAnOtter Tue 12-Dec-06 20:33:41

went to family planning and were informed that now two sizes are available.....

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 20:32:45

I liked this summary on Wikipedia:

Chapter One: Advice of the Assistants on the Choice of Lovers
Chapter Two: Looking for a Steady Lover
Chapter Three: Ways of Making Money
Chapter Four: Renewing Friendship with a Former Lover
Chapter Five: Occasional Profits
Chapter Six: Profits and Losses; Reflections on Doubts Concerning the Advantages and Disadvantages of Relations
Chapter Seven : Ultimate FUCK.........

foxinsocks Tue 12-Dec-06 20:29:36

it was a kind of manual in its time

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 20:23:15

It's a fabulous read if you are into old texts or religion/philosophy

Wikipedia summary

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 20:22:03

fox it isn't really a MANUAL

it's a document of indian philosophy which originated about 3,000 years ago

foxinsocks Tue 12-Dec-06 20:09:24

haven't read the manual but I saw the video as a teenager and it almost put me off sex for life

VeniVidiVickiQV Tue 12-Dec-06 20:07:23

How on earth would we know?

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 20:06:08

"In these unequal unions, when the male exceeds the female in point of size, his union with a woman who is immediately next to him in size is called high union, and is of two kinds; while his union with the woman most remote from his size is called the highest union, and is of one kind only. On the other hand, when the female exceeds the male in point of size, her union with a man immediately next to her in size is called low union, and is of two kinds; while her union with a man most remote from her in size is called the lowest union, and is of one kind only. In other words, the horse and mare, the bull and deer, form the high union, while the horse and deer form the highest union. On the female side, the elephant and bull, the mare and hare, form low unions, while the elephant has and the hare make the lowest unions. There are, then, nine kinds of union according to dimensions. Amongst all these, equal unions are the best, those of a superlative degree, i.e. the highest and the lowest, are the worst, and the rest are middling, and with them the high 1 are better than the low. There are also nine kinds of union according to the force of passion or carnal desire"

Gosh they spent A LOT of time thinking this through, didn't they?

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 20:04:26

Ah yes the Kama sutra you are right

Been years since I read it

"Man is divided into three classes, the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam. Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant."

My yoni echoes, I fear

mousiemousie Tue 12-Dec-06 17:44:33

From my (hardly scientific) sample of one asian boyfriend I would agree with this

Journey2 Tue 12-Dec-06 17:40:53

When we were in Asia, I asked a friend to bring some condoms over with them on their visit as the ones on sale were too small and the larger fit were always running out due to the expat community buying them . I think Asians in general have smaller ones than Western men.. my husband told me a funny story about the kids whispering once when he went to the toilet, they were amazed! (and I'm not telling you where he measures up in western terms before you ask!)

foxinsocks Tue 12-Dec-06 17:37:37

can't say I've ever noticed a height to penis size correlation (or feet size for that matter )

but I tend to disagree and really don't think size matters that much unless you are at either end of the extreme scale (so either too long or really tiny).

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 17:28:34

i agree with fio

FioFio Tue 12-Dec-06 17:28:23

anyway i am not particually bothered, i have anice husband and have done for 10 yrs so i am not off out to find an Indian shag or otherwise

FioFio Tue 12-Dec-06 17:27:40

well they do in my experience

smaller mens look bigger because they are s mall, usually, even if they are slightly larger then their heights average

uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 17:25:56

So, Fio, are you saying that taller men have bigger willies? Right, then we know how to size them up before we leave the bar.

But, I thought it had more to do with the size of their feet.

FioFio Tue 12-Dec-06 17:22:04

well maybe indian women have smaller fannies and better pelvic floors

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 17:21:02

in relation to womens fanjos tho fio

not the mans body

FioFio Tue 12-Dec-06 17:20:10

they are usually smaller in height though, from my experience of knowing people from India, not having sex with them. So surely its just in perspective of their bodies and not really small on the whole

foxinsocks Tue 12-Dec-06 17:17:54

well that's true in my somewhat small experience (snigger)

I think it's probably pretty off-putting as a man if you put a condom on that's all baggy - it says 1 in 5 fall off them so they must be WAY too big in errr all manners of size (so length, girth).

uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 17:14:26

NQC, I thought that too. Isn't it the circumference that matters when fitting a condom? Or maybe we don't want to go there.

YuletidePaps Tue 12-Dec-06 17:03:03

3 to 5 centimetres shorter!! ...hung like a goat rather than the horse

The HIV risk is a big problem though

MyTwoChocolateCoinsWorth Tue 12-Dec-06 16:57:20
NOELallie Tue 12-Dec-06 16:53:58

If I remember my Kama Sutra I beleive that the size discrepancy is referred to in terms of horse and ........ferret? Gawd I don't remember as it happens ...some sort of delicately-hung beast.

crappywappynamechangingwuss Tue 12-Dec-06 16:44:14

NP.. my man only comes once a month to steam clean mine... it never seems to smell though

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 16:42:14

like a rl bush, mp?

youll get squirrels nesting before long

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 16:40:54

I've got some leaf stickers that wrap around mine which I find is a highly effective camouflage

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 16:37:21

i get a man in to hose mine down once a week cos dh cant be arsed

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 16:35:20

I can get four black bags in mine

MerryMellowmas Tue 12-Dec-06 16:33:19

Small willys are also the cause of errm fanny farting, I was told!! Too much room cause and air-bubble type thing

MissMistletoe Tue 12-Dec-06 16:28:30

LOL again HoHoHo!! Gross, eh?

liatHoHoHo Tue 12-Dec-06 16:26:43

The worst shag of my life was when I had a b'friend with a HUGE nob - he seemed to think that having a big one was so much of a turn on that no other effort was required. I can still vividly remember him waving it around then saying "Well, are you ready yet?"

Most offputting....

MissMistletoe Tue 12-Dec-06 16:26:17

Fanjos like wheelie bins!! LOL!! Speak for yourself, Morningpaper!

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 16:24:29

bucket crouch

morningpaper Tue 12-Dec-06 16:21:40

All this size talk ladies makes me wonder whether Indian ladies are just a little bit more petite than us, who obviously have fanjos like wheelie-bins?

You never know

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 16:19:57

he had sour grapes is all.

i had one like that. he needed viagra.

MerryMellowmas Tue 12-Dec-06 16:14:04

I cannot remember how he responded tbh was over 10 years ago, thankfully

He obviously as not happy about it though as he made some reference to me and a sack of potatoes in front of our friends!!

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 16:13:03


Yes, I had that moment w/one fella. But chose to keep silent.

Instead, I told all my friends .

noddyholder Tue 12-Dec-06 16:11:21

My sisters last 2 boyfriends have been indian.Lovely guys but both tiddlers in that dept God I hope she doesn't read this!

MissMistletoe Tue 12-Dec-06 16:09:09

Mellowmas's posts are strongly reminding me of an, well, I was about to say ex boyfriend, only he wasn't, just a conquest really. I worked with him. Gorgeous. He is from Sri Lanka. When we finally slept together, I'm sure I said "is it in yet?" too.

Have told dh all about him and we've nicknamed him chipolata.

Bizarre story, tbh. Why would condoms being too long be a problem? There's meant to be some left at the base, so what difference does a bit more condom left over there make?

fizzbuzz Tue 12-Dec-06 15:48:20

What did the guy concerned do or say?......

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:45:29


but also


MerryMellowmas Tue 12-Dec-06 15:44:51

I believe I also said "Oh right its in then!"


nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:43:01



expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 15:41:48

and that whole 'he makes up for it w/his tongue.'

k, so i'm supposed to spend hte rest of my short life never knowing orgasm from sex anymore b/c he's got a maggot?


MerryMellowmas Tue 12-Dec-06 15:41:19

I once mistook a willy for a finger

fizzbuzz Tue 12-Dec-06 15:41:07

pmsl . Have to go away and calm down now.....

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:40:06

god yes expat

no point in stringing them along is there

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 15:39:30

Anyone who says it doesn't matter has a small one.

I'm ashamed to admit, I have in the past dumped men who didn't . . . erm . . . measure up.

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:36:05

size matters

it truly truly does

nailpolish Tue 12-Dec-06 15:35:37


uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 15:27:49

Expat, LOL

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 15:20:13

LOL! My response to 'It's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean,' has always been, 'Well, you can't go out to sea in a dinghy.'

fizzbuzz Tue 12-Dec-06 15:13:51

But as we all know...size doesn't matter does it? [sarky emoticon]

i was tempted to post this on friday, but decided to see how long before anyone else picked up on it lol.

ComeOyefaithfulVeneer Tue 12-Dec-06 14:41:55

a 2 year survey.

expatinscotland Tue 12-Dec-06 14:41:04


No personal experience here.

uwila Tue 12-Dec-06 14:40:31

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