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Men like Boris Johnson ..........

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PostBellumBugsy · 22/05/2013 16:41

Just curious. How do they get married, let alone find lots of women to have affairs with?
Is it money, the perception of power perhaps - or am I missing something?

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5318008 · 22/05/2013 16:46

He is extraordinarily clever, and for some women that is an enormous turn-on.

The bumbling buffoon is am act imo

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LineRunner · 22/05/2013 16:48

Yet some men are just not clever enough to use a condom.

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5318008 · 22/05/2013 16:51

Ps not sure why he's in the news, prob there's a huge story I'm oblivious to!

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PostBellumBugsy · 22/05/2013 16:55

LOL LineRunner!

Yes, huge story about how the judge in the Court of Appeal has decided that BJ's reckless attitude to women & children is a matter of public interest.

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5318008 · 22/05/2013 17:56

Crikey, that is scathing! Off to have a google

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WireCatWhore · 22/05/2013 19:47

I quite fancy Boris.

goes off to name change

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Chipstick10 · 22/05/2013 21:08

I fancy boris I think he's utterly charming.

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SucksToBeMe · 22/05/2013 22:26

I agree! He oozes charm!

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KatherineLacey · 22/05/2013 22:31

He is in fact very charming. But, come on, TWO accidental pregnancies?? I feel a Lady Bracknell moment coming on...

He has been a famous philanderer for years. His wife periodically chucks him out, according to the papers, but I believe they're still together.

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PostBellumBugsy · 23/05/2013 08:55

Oozes charm - blimey. Think the slugs in my garden ooze more charm but I guess that is why there is someone for everyone! Grin

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blueshoes · 23/05/2013 09:04

He is not my type

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LadyBeagleEyes · 23/05/2013 09:09

Ewwww.
Imagine him naked, he'd be all white and blobby.
I bet he's got moobs.

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limitedperiodonly · 23/05/2013 11:00

I'm interested to know how Johnson is going to handle this attack in Woolwich. Initially he responded badly to the riots but recovered.

I imagine he'd like to be Guiliani, who responded brilliantly to the 9/11 attacks, and reaped the rewards in public opinion.

But as he left this morning's COBRA briefing I suspected that he had been told to button it because everyone else is keeping their counsel.

Being Boris, he couldn't resist saying something for the cameras, but they were bland comments that were neither here nor there.

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limitedperiodonly · 23/05/2013 11:15

I've just listened again to his post-COBRA comments. I didn't listen properly the first time.

He said he'd wait for the Prime Minister to make a statement and then gave the impression that Cameron would be echoing his own comments about Londoners remaining calm.

Very naughty.

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noddyholder · 23/05/2013 12:51

I like him not sure why.

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PostBellumBugsy · 23/05/2013 14:40

Noddy - you have to elaborate! Was it the way he referred to the ladies volleyball team glistening like wet otters frolicking during the Olympics? That was so nearly a turning point for me! Wink

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noddyholder · 23/05/2013 18:05

I think he looks a laugh and is very smart under the buffoon exterior. I had a fling one summer with a very posh aristo boy blond like that and he was an eye opener iygwim

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Lemonies · 23/05/2013 20:10

I know it's wrong but I would.
At least twice.

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Chipstick10 · 23/05/2013 23:31

I have an acquaintance who has known boris for many years, she said he's exactly the same with or without cameras present.

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awaynboilyurheid · 28/05/2013 19:05

Being the same off camera isnt such a great thing for this twat imho he really plays up the bumbiling part but its all an act really, I suspect underneath he is very clever and ambitious , . cannot stand him, so my reply is no idea why any one would be taken in but plenty are.

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boxershorts · 30/05/2013 14:40

I am not a Tory But Boris has a more interesting act than David Cameron. (So does anyone.) And a higher profile in England. It is
an act. But so is all public performance Boris would need a lot of luck
to make number 10 Anyway, do his fans want him as PM?

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