I am a dirty dirty girl, we have been living in filth for at least a month and I only just realised!

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

I haven't worn my contact lenses for 6 weeks as I had an eye infection. I don't have glasses and it's only a mild prescription so I thought it made little difference.

But this morning I have put a pair in, and I am gobsmacked at the dirt and dust around here. The sun streaming in doesn't help. Why has DH not said anything? Or the nanny? Mortifying.

Do I take them out and go back to ignorant bliss, or get out the marigolds!?

[MamaG]

get out the marigolds you dirty mare

[Saturn74]

Ignorant bliss!
Ignorant bliss!

(Or get DH to do it!)

[needmorecoffee]

take them out now. And close those curtains.
Don't you feel better now

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

I have actually been cleaning, I promise, but obviously not thoroughly or often enough

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

needmorecoffee, good plan, and perhaps a nice glass of gin to settle my nerves!?

[needmorecoffee]

sounds like a plan. Or a sausage roll of course. Then you can't see the crumbs

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

I really ought to get off my bum, we've got guests coming at 2pm.

Just another coffee first, you know, for the energy.