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Come and share some silly pics and drink wine with me

(116 Posts)
MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 17:34:08

you can wait a while to drink the wine, but I have been feeling ill all day and need distracting.

I will start with my daaaaaaaaaawg.

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 17:35:45

Me to DS: Oh, lovely darling. <loud parenting> What is it?

DS: It is a boobie, Mummy.

Friend got the giggles and could not stop laughing.

KnowingMeKnowingYouAHA Wed 05-Sep-12 17:46:53

Does this work on the iPad?

Answer - no. sad

KnowingMeKnowingYouAHA Wed 05-Sep-12 17:48:14

I was going to do a brilliant postcard I sent to my parents when I was 11.


DD + some googly eyes + one of my books = grin

DD + some googly eyes + one of my books = grin

Oh dear. Pass the wine while I figure this craic out please blush

MaureenMLove Wed 05-Sep-12 17:53:28

This is a picture that DD took underwater last weekend. That's her hand!

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 17:55:02

oh, Maureen. That looks fab. Were you swimming underwater with seals?

It doesn't work on the iPad or iPhone, sadly.

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 17:56:15

For Bunny

MaureenMLove Wed 05-Sep-12 17:57:43

She was. She scuba dives and she and DH went diving with the seals. No amount of diving in the Red Sea in Egypt can compare to doing a high five with a seal aparently!

Show off wink


Ta da....................?!

Of FFS. I'm off. hmm grin

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 18:39:56


What are you doing wrong?

Click choose file. Double click on photos. Name of file should appear beside <choose file>

Don't preview. Just click post message.

Hullygully Wed 05-Sep-12 18:47:13

blue moons are like so last century

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 18:48:01

oh, I like that Hully. Is it a purple MN moon?

Hullygully Wed 05-Sep-12 18:48:02

OMG IT WORKED <faints>

Hullygully Wed 05-Sep-12 18:48:23

No, spink my moon

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 18:49:27

<pours Hully some gin>


Hullygully Wed 05-Sep-12 18:51:06

pink pink everywhere

Hullygully Wed 05-Sep-12 18:51:25

girl sky

heh heh

FalseStartered Wed 05-Sep-12 18:51:41

what evs...here's a picture of a shiny cock

MyDogShitsMoney Wed 05-Sep-12 18:59:00

Ooh, this is fancy.

Voila, Presenting this scary fecker from my bathroom wall!

FalseStartered Wed 05-Sep-12 19:02:11

i bloody love this picture

i pinched it from MN months and months ago - makes me l o l

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 19:07:21

Oh my! What an impressive cock you have there, False.

<shades of greyesque sigh>

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 19:08:18

This is my dog playing hide and seek with DD.

She was hiding, btw.

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 19:17:58

A poster has asked me to post this pic of her new boots <envy>

FalseStartered Wed 05-Sep-12 19:27:16

<covets bootage>

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 19:33:28

This is a photo of one of the views from my holiday.

<rends clothes>


MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 19:34:50

you mean mean person. How am I supposed to be ahppy now?

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 19:38:13

OK, OK, how about one of cake disasters to cheer you up?

FalseStartered Wed 05-Sep-12 19:40:10

i'd still eat that Shirley

Nagoo Wed 05-Sep-12 19:44:04

That'd be fine with a bit of cream grin

Nagoo Wed 05-Sep-12 19:44:58

Can't play this game ATM as on crappy work computer, I'll see what I can drum up for your viewing pleasure a bit later on....

<keeps everyone in suspenders>

ScienceOfSellingYouselfShort Wed 05-Sep-12 19:45:55

Squirrel Monkey!

<hopeful it works from phone>

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 19:51:03

Seriously, it was TERRIBLE. Here's a picture of it in the oven.

<wears suspenders for Nagoo>

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 19:58:16

Delish, Shirely (spelled your name right this time)

Bit of icing sugar sprinkled over the top and no one would have noticed the difference.

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 21:45:03

Right. Kids are in bed, and I am back looking at my photos on the laptop. What else do we have?

Might make myself homesick for CH. Think these photos are a bit blurred though

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 22:10:14

Oh that's beautiful Mme

Here's a funny and VERY old picture of me and my boys.

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 22:13:09

It made me cry for my old life, Shirely.

That is a great photo. Your boys look like a lot of fun.

This is DS after giving himself a wee haircut. His teachers were impressed that he had managed to do a Swiss flag style.

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 22:30:04

Looks like it's just you and me Mme..

Here's one of a litter of Golden Retriever puppies that my uncle bred.

<explodes in cute>

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 22:37:28

That is just about too cute for me. I don't think I can top it. Hold on.

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 22:40:30

Oooooh, that close how about this:

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 22:48:01

ha. That made me laugh.

Will try and distract you all by posting pic of salted caramels

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 22:51:07

Let's get serious.

Blackberry Vodka Bitches.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Wed 05-Sep-12 22:52:27

Shirley lolol what the HELL is that you have cooked/

And a lovely pic of you (looking 22) and your boys.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Wed 05-Sep-12 22:54:47

What is to stop old perves posting pictures of their willies, though <frets>

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Wed 05-Sep-12 22:55:35

My little kitten

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 22:58:04

Shirley that's hilarious...thanks for sharing. grin

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 22:58:36

The cake that is. wink

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 22:59:24

Well, there is nothing to stop anyone posting anything offensive.

Wait till the next boil thread. <boak>

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 23:00:01

Cute kitten, Getorf. Looks about the right size to play with Daphne.

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 23:00:03

This is a full explanation of that FUCKING cake

And thank you GOML darling girl. Those sweet children are now 15 and 12 and equally as sweet but I am far more ravaged

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 23:00:53

I like this.

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 23:01:18

X posted! with loads of people!

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 23:03:27

Shirley! grin

<wipes eyes>

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 23:05:33

I am hopeless pictish.

have we met?


MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 23:08:24

I love that, Shirely.

Just found the pic that my cousin posted on FB. She was pleased to receive this mug. <speechless>

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 23:13:46

Hark! My cat on a skateboard.

He's 90 in human years

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 23:18:50

Have we Shirley?
Interesting...it's possible.

Tom Hardy. For a wee swoon.

ClaudiaSchiffer Wed 05-Sep-12 23:23:01

Ooooh can I join in?

I had NO IDEA mumsnet could do this.

Get a load of the kids in the outback. SUNSHINE!

NCForNow Wed 05-Sep-12 23:30:15

My Pushkin.

NCForNow Wed 05-Sep-12 23:30:37

Nooooo. WHAT happened to my Pushkin!??

ClaudiaSchiffer Wed 05-Sep-12 23:31:55

Was that a rude one NC? Has it been CENSORED?!

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 23:32:00

Did you click on "choose file: NCfornow?

NCForNow Wed 05-Sep-12 23:32:57

Lol it was my CAT Claudia! Yes Shirley I did!

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 23:33:11

Anyway - BEAUTIFUL picture Pictish. <foams>

Lovely, lovely burnt umber picture Claudia artistic

NCForNow Wed 05-Sep-12 23:33:37


NCForNow Wed 05-Sep-12 23:34:06

grin I did it!

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 23:34:19

<cheers> for NC

Is she a siamese?

NCForNow Wed 05-Sep-12 23:36:01

Yes Shirley. He's a boy though. Albeit kind of MetroSexual.

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 23:36:44

Oh now. I never respond to pictures of cats, but that is one plush pussy.
Beautiful. Does it pee in the house?

ClaudiaSchiffer Wed 05-Sep-12 23:37:04

Thank you for noticing Shirley, it is artistic innit.

Love your cake, looks <ahem> airy.

NCForNow Wed 05-Sep-12 23:37:43

He is a tray piddler only Pictish but yes, he is pretty. He's from a line of champions. But I got him from a rescue....I couldn't afford him otherwise! grin

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 23:39:59

My two younger kids in their Moomin togs. From a fab Danish company. My order arrived today.

NCForNow Wed 05-Sep-12 23:43:08

Gorgeous! They're some seriously cute kids! I looove The Moomins! I love anything Scandinavian mind you...I saw some great mugs...made out of tin you know but with Moomins on!

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 23:46:00

I would buy tin Moomin mugs to take camping blush grin
Where does one find such an item?

ShirelyKnort Wed 05-Sep-12 23:47:54

ZOMG at the Moomins thing!

I have a beloved friend who lives in Finland and my visits there are always stuffed full of Moomins!

MmeLindor Wed 05-Sep-12 23:50:04

Hmm. There is a flaw in this. Not only can you not post a pic on the app, you can't see the pics sad

ClaudiaSchiffer Wed 05-Sep-12 23:54:22

Oooh, I LOVE the Moomins, your kids look gorgeous, have you got a link Pictish?

pictish Wed 05-Sep-12 23:56:53

I got them from these people

They have a wee selection of Moomin clothes and other lovely things too.

pictish Thu 06-Sep-12 00:33:41

I love this

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Thu 06-Sep-12 09:56:11

I have forgotten how brilliant that cooking blog is.

I am supposed to be working but am shaking with laughter at you cooking that bloody great big birthday cake.

ShirelyKnort Thu 06-Sep-12 10:04:43

I've got to make a WEDDING cake in December.

Can you fucking IMAGINE?

<kills self in face>

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Thu 06-Sep-12 10:18:03

How do you get to agree to this terrifying challenges?

A wedding cake?

Bloody hell. No pressure then. <laughs>

ShirelyKnort Thu 06-Sep-12 10:21:39

I've had to tell my friends to keep a close eye on me when I'm pissed, to make sure I don't agree to be a surrogate mother or build a fully funtioning plane out of matchsticks.

You know some people get all aggressive and horrible on booze? I get all generous and agreeable.


Have a picture of a douchebag.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Thu 06-Sep-12 10:24:48

lol at the douche.

What wedding cake plans have you got then?

Have you been scouring cook books, then in a fit of terror getting pissed on amaretto and then getting in the bath to cry and cry and cry?

because I would. I can't bloody make cakes.

ShirelyKnort Thu 06-Sep-12 10:29:42


I think she's thinking of something like this

ShirelyKnort Thu 06-Sep-12 10:30:01

But I'm thinking something like this

ShirelyKnort Thu 06-Sep-12 10:31:31

Oh, and I'm her bridesmaid.

With her daughter.

I'm nearly 40.

Daughter is 14.


(which is BEAUTIFUL, but still, I'm going to look like the "before" shot in a Slimming World magazine. sad)

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Thu 06-Sep-12 10:38:40

Have a look at this page for some ideas

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Thu 06-Sep-12 10:39:08

lol at wearing the same dress as a 14 year old GOOD LUCK grin

ShirelyKnort Thu 06-Sep-12 10:40:03

Oh I LOVE cakewrecks.

Ogh the fear, the FEAR of doing saomething that awful. <gibber>

That's why I think that 2 x tiers, wrapped in black ribbon is the only realistic option open to me!

OwlLady Thu 06-Sep-12 10:43:42

how are you managing to pos

OwlLady Thu 06-Sep-12 10:44:14

omg it did it. That's my son on his birthday taking pictures of himself. I have one of the inside of his mouth as well, wtf

ShirelyKnort Thu 06-Sep-12 10:47:45

HA! OwlLady.

I have many photo's of various body parts - a close up of an interesting freckle, or an extreme look at an eyelash.

Does anyone remember those magnified pictures that you had to guess what the objects were? Yes, I play that game with my camera memory card nowadays.


MissPerception Thu 06-Sep-12 10:47:58

My fridge

TheSmallSprint Thu 06-Sep-12 10:48:24

Wow never new this place existed!

pictish Thu 06-Sep-12 10:55:27

Talking of kids taking photos of themselves. Here is my eldest being immensely pleased with himself having taken a picture of his own backside.

pictish Thu 06-Sep-12 10:55:46

Nice fridge.

pictish Thu 06-Sep-12 10:57:04

Thesmallprint that picture should be captioned 'coo!' grin

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Thu 06-Sep-12 11:04:36

Shirl have a look at this link - a very simple cake with ribbons, you wouldn't think you could fuck that up would you...


ShirelyKnort Thu 06-Sep-12 11:07:10

Actual LOLZ at pictish's pic!

Boys and their arses - what's the bloody thing there?!


GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt Thu 06-Sep-12 11:10:20

You will be FINE.

That cake with the gerberas on is beautiful. I can't believe that you got the icing so smooth. It will be the same as the wedding cake until you drop it.

PresumedInnocent Thu 06-Sep-12 11:14:54

Ooh - fun!

MissPerception Thu 06-Sep-12 11:23:38

Maybe this one should be in Style and Beauty

Hullygully Thu 06-Sep-12 17:45:30

oh I love cake wrecks - have fun on the form hahahahahahaha

MmeLindor Thu 06-Sep-12 22:10:50

LOL at the bum, Pictish. I have an 8 yo who is similarly obsessed with bums, poos, farts and willies.

The kids discovered the word Ausfahrt when we were in Germany this summer and sniggered for hours. Fair shortened the journey.

Just discovered this cat in my computer files. I have no idea where she came from. Must have been DD.

pictish Thu 06-Sep-12 22:27:43

Yes he was 8 when that photo was taken. He's very nearly 11 now.

pictish you are v funny smile

MmeLindor Thu 06-Sep-12 22:35:51

Please tell me he is less willybumpoo obsessed now. PLEASE

pictish Thu 06-Sep-12 22:57:23

He's far less bum poo fart obsessed yes, and there's a lot less shriekage as well. He's all mine craft and poor personal hygiene these days.

MmeLindor Thu 06-Sep-12 23:57:59

Lovely. Sounds like something to look forward to.

Here's a pretty skyline smile

And Shirl, here's my cake that I made. It was one of these ones from a packet, and I STILL made a mess of it!

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