I've got to sell this on ebay for my folks. HOW do I do it with a straight face?

(10 Posts)
RoooneyMara Sun 14-Jul-13 17:59:05

It is the Delft Charger you never knew you needed, although I suspect the innocent Dutch artist who painted it was having a laugh.

So how do you list something like this?

Apparently in the USA they go for hundreds hmm

why am I the family ebayer

Check the sold prices, give them the money, take it to the charity shop.
Otherwise your ebay name is tainted forever (and it'll be a bitch to post).

Morgause Sun 14-Jul-13 18:00:17

<snork>

RoooneyMara Sun 14-Jul-13 18:09:21

I have listed it, it is described as 'Rustic' (best I could come up with)

Honestly did they not notice these things in 18th century Holland? I assume babies were all delivered by the stork.

Janek Sun 14-Jul-13 18:16:24

I'd have photographed from a different angle...

RoooneyMara Sun 14-Jul-13 18:25:57

I tried thatm it still looked rude. Oh well. Maybe someone will buy the thing!

HarrietSchulenberg Sun 14-Jul-13 19:39:13

Snort! I used "delft charger" as the search term so got lots of plates. Was wondering how I would find yours but I just KNEW it as soon as soon as it scrolled into view.
I think it will have quite a niche market and I bet you have loads of views.

I had to look twice before I noticed the, erm, massive cock and balls that appears to be on it grin

louisianablue2000 Sun 14-Jul-13 19:42:16

Turn the photo upside down so it looks like a face rather that... you know wink Have your parents not noticed it?

RoooneyMara Sun 14-Jul-13 20:28:39

I pointed it out to them. My mother is a Catholic, it was an awkward moment.

I have had 17 views on the penis plate. that'll be you lot then grin

It does remind me of Baldrick. My lord, by strange coincidence, I happen to have a thingy that is shaped like a turnip.

Painted by a peasant. Should be in the tagline really

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