Mumsnet Talk

bless number 3! My mum can grow a better moustache than that! Number 1 wins, I think!

Are you sure number 3 is doing it right

Number 6 is very fetching.Number 1,frankly,scary and sinister
Number 4 looks very kind, if a bit scrufdty.
Number 5, interesting colour and contrasts nicely with the nose.
Number 2,very nice.

Number 3, if my tash was like yours, i,d be a happy women.Pull your finger out number3, it,s a disaster at the moment.

Number 6 is very fetching.Number 1,frankly,scary and sinister
Number 4 looks very kind, if a bit scrufdty.
Number 5, interesting colour and contrasts nicely with the nose.
Number 2,very nice.

Number 3, if my tash was like yours, i,d be a happy women.Pull your finger out number3, it,s a disaster at the moment.

Sorry.

Oh dear PatrickMumsnet it's just not growing is it? . I shall sponsor you for effort.

I think Number One is the winner. <blush>

Oh dear number 3, just remember it's the taking part that counts

Number 1's is the best so far, it's a proper dodgy porno tash and Number 2's looks like an 80's throwback

Number three isn't really taking part, is he?

Is he the control to help you gauge the progress of the actual participants?

I do feel vaguely uncomfortable judging a man by his ability to produce facial hair. But, erm, good job chaps. I do realize that's not what we're supposed to be doing, but these 'check out the hair on this!' threads are bizarre.

(Is number three's wife paying him not to grow a 'tache?)

He he check out the hair on this.
Line if the week .

Number 6 is the best as it has a nice shape. <Secretly I like number 3 the best as I really hate moustaches.>

no 6 for me.

Was on the tube yesterday and saw a group of girls all giggly on a night out, wearing fake moustaches, presumably for Movember. Only a couple had forgotten their fakes and just drawn beards and moustaches on with marker pen... what time this morning do you think it was when they realised that was a very bad idea indeed?

No. 3 is briilant

We needEd a smiley for this

Patrick is never going to live this down, is he?

<sends extra gin>

No. 4 is my favourite. Neat and tidy.

Nos. 1 and 6 are straying close to caricatures of Mario Bros.

I quite like 2...

1 is pretty impressive, as is 6, but 3 is, well, not - is he an intern?

I think we need an extreme close up shot of PatrickMumsnet's face.

what Patrick needs is some eyelash dye so that we can see his whiskers. You can get it in Boots, Patrick - blue-black would look interesting!

(I have sons with fair whiskers & one of them dyes his, all the time, only he uses actual beard dye - who knew? )