HannahMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 21-Nov-13 12:31:22

Why are women so unhappy with their fanjos?

Gynaecologists say that cosmetic labial reduction requests have risen fivefold over the last decade, with women increasingly dissatisfied with the appearance of their vulvas. Mumsnet blogger Sonya Cisco is concerned.

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Sonya Cisco

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Thu 21-Nov-13 12:31:21

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"At this rate we will all be aiming for a smooth plastic shell - a Barbiefied version of genitalia."

The news that the number of labiaplasties carried out on the NHS has risen fivefold in the last ten years - with many more carried out in private clinics - is a bit grim, isn't it? It's got me thinking about my relationship with my own .. well, I am not sure if vagina is the right term here, as this is more about the whole genital area, labia and all.

I haven't even settled on a name I am happy with for 'down there'. We had a discussion on Twitter once about names for our 'front bottoms' and more specifically what we teach our daughters to call them. Willy is such a normal everyday word, but its female equivalent, fanny, still seems to quite unfairly hold some shock value when uttered by a tiny person.

A quick poll came up with a wide range of terminology in use - foo-foos, minis, fanjos, tail (I know, weird!) and the one that made me laugh the most - Frobo (short for front bottom, one assumes). Frobo sounds like it could be Bilbo's brother, and in light of Lily Allen's recent ownership of her 'baggy pussy', and after 3 children of my own, Frobo Baggins would be an appropriate name indeed.

Now it seems that not only do we have to deal with what to call our vulval area, (a bit Spock for me that one), we also have to worry about how attractive it is.

The rise can be attributed not only to the usual commodification of women's bodies in the media, but to the widening influence of porn, and in particular with porn's obsession with full depilation - the better to reveal, in full anatomical detail, the ins and outs of the matter.

Personally, I have not spent a great deal of time studying my own, um, Frobo - or anyone else's for that matter. I know some people have a predilection for getting to know their own bodies, but I even refused a mirror to look at mine in childbirth, and I can honestly say I have never really given its attractiveness a great deal of thought.

I’ve never had any complaints from visitors to my personal passion parlour. I occasionally have a mow of the lady garden, but a vajazzle is beyond my limited capacity for caring about vaginal beauty - let alone laser therapy to tighten the flaps, and give it a youthful appearance. At this rate we will all be aiming for a smooth plastic shell - a Barbiefied version of genitalia - rather than the softer, furrier folds that nature has given us.

According to The Royal College of Obs and Gynae, the rise can be attributed not only to the usual commodification of women's bodies in the media, but to the widening influence of porn, and in particular with porn’s obsession with full depilation - the better to reveal, in full anatomical detail, the ins and outs of the matter.

How depressing. I'm the mother of a teenager - I can already see the effect the media has on her desire to be seen as attractive within the narrow confines set by the unelected overlords of the beauty myth. It is bad enough that she is told to worry about whether she has a thigh gap or this seasons eyebrow shape; I certainly don't want her concerning herself about the aesthetics of her labia as well, because she's scared that her bits don't match what her peers see in the porn they watch. I hope she and her girlfriends manage to resist the pressure to conform.

Of course, your vagina, your business. If it makes you happy, laser away (though anyone coming near mine with a glowing probe will get swiftly packed off with an accusation of attempted alien abduction). When I die, I hope I am remembered for how I loved and what I did, not just for having an exceptionally beautiful muff.

Anyway, can't stay and chat, am off to get my arsehole bleached in my never ending pursuit of perfection. That is a lie, am actually going to eat cake: I can't even see my arsehole from here - insert cheap gag about my ex-husband - so I certainly don't care what colour it is.

By Sonya Cisco

Twitter: @SonyaCisco

sleepyhead Thu 21-Nov-13 13:37:00

I think that

a) there have always been women who were unhappy and now that it doesn't seem so unusual to get a surgical alteration more will look into doing something about it

b) more women are aware of what society thinks a vulva "should" look like (porn, media, discussion online etc) and so will compare themselves to this ideal. I suspect in the past you could go your whole life (if not a midwife etc) barely knowing what your own vulva looked like never mind that of other adult women.

c) pubic hair hides all manner of "flaws". I took it all off once and it ain't pretty blush hmm However once it grew back I couldn't have cared less.

Gunznroses Thu 21-Nov-13 14:51:01

Not all women are obsessed with their fanjos! It is not a seperate entity in its own right deciding what to, when to do it and what hair style it likes. Its part of a womans whole body that should be governed by the brain.

VelvetStrider Thu 21-Nov-13 15:36:04

I really don't understand the correlation between porn stars and neat fanjos. These women spend their working lives being double penetrated, roughly manhandled by an assortment of 'plumbers', squirted gratuitously with spunk, ejecting ping pong balls and writhing around on a 12 inch dildo. None of which are particularly conducive to a tidy pink growler!

The term we use for the area, originally coined by then 3 year old DS, is 'round willy'.

CuntyBunty Thu 21-Nov-13 15:46:53

Why on earth are the NHS spending money in this? They should be spending it on, I don't know, psychosexual therapists or psychologists to make sure the would be labioplasties are coming from a healthy reality and are 100% sure before hand. I say this as someone who spent over £6500 to have breast reduction done privately.
I'm fairly happy with mine. I wouldn't mind a bigger clit and less mons for obvious reasons. I refer to it as vagina/vulva and sometimes "cunt" in the boudoirshock.

AmberLeaf Thu 21-Nov-13 17:01:16

I'm happy with mine, it has served me well. smile

I knew a woman who said she wanted bits of hers trimmed long before most people had even heard of labioplasty, she had protruding inner labia and said that they got very sore as they rubbed on her knickers.

No idea if she ever had them 'done' though.

Fannies are like noses, all different. As are willies and men often have their own issues with those don't they? They tend to want to add to them though, not chop bits off.

I love the way you write Sonya. Made me smile.

CuntyBunty Thu 21-Nov-13 17:15:05

Porn is dreadful and everywhere. It has had such an insidious rise from top shelf only magazines, to wide spread free access on the Internet. I wish it would go away and stop distorting people's view of their sexuality.

I couldn't care less about my lady parts! My DH is more than happy with minewinkgrin and it causes me very little bother! I have no idea what motivation a person could possibly have beyond medical issues to have surgery to alter their fanjo! Then again I have never spent a lot of time pondering the subject so maybe a bit of thought on it and I may have a different answer...

Anywho unless you are a porn star/ vajazzle model, who on earth is going to see your fanjo to criticize it? If my DH said I had an uneven/unattractive fanny I would have a few choice words for him!grin

iklFaceOfBooe Thu 21-Nov-13 18:44:06

I'm happy with mine. It works & does its job. I was toying with the idea of setting up a Vajazzle boutique called 'Jewelling Fanjos' but thought better of it.

eurochick Thu 21-Nov-13 18:49:24

I think it's more of a psychological issue in many cases (save for cases like labia rubbing uncomfortably and so on). I'm certainly quite happy with mine.

zookeeper Thu 21-Nov-13 18:54:13

I would be delighted if I could see mine grin

runawaysimba Thu 21-Nov-13 19:53:11

ikl Jewelling Fanjoes grin

BasilBabyEater Thu 21-Nov-13 20:18:51

Fuckin' ell.

I blame the pube shaving/ waxing fashion.

Who cared what it looked like when you couldn't see it behind the hair anyway?

Depressing that women can be persuaded into paying thousands of pounds for FGM when we are fighting for other women not to have to undergo it involuntarily.

CeQueLEnfer Thu 21-Nov-13 20:24:49

I find your thread incredibly judgey. Many women will say that they have been unhappy with their vaginas since before puberty. Most of these women had never seen porn by this stage.

If women want to change a part of themselves for them (let's face it - men don't really seem to care) then who are you to judge them?

This thread is anti-feminist in the extreme; I really don't understand your motivation in starting it.

stickysausages Thu 21-Nov-13 20:34:45

This thread is anti feminist?? So having your bits cut off to look like porn star perfection, thus becoming more desirable to men... is promoting feminism!?

I'm confused.

mercibucket Thu 21-Nov-13 20:37:02

so this is nhs surgery

so why nhs? is it likely to be because they said they wanted a porn star vag? no

girls with longer inner labia know all about it before teenage years and any exposure to porn. they are noticed at primary age by their peers.

I expect they just didn't know until recently that there was any surgical solution

mercibucket Thu 21-Nov-13 20:44:06

in fact as this thread made me cross I googled

perhaps you would like to talk to these mumsnetters about their surgery and the reasons for it

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/a1500233-Has-anyone-ever-had-a-labiaplasty-on-the-NHS

I am sad about this thread tbh

TheCrackFox Thu 21-Nov-13 20:44:12

I cannot imagine just how painful having bits of your labia hacked off must be. All to have marginally prettier fanny.

Unless there is a genuine medical need then the operation is totally unjustifiable. Moreover, you could permanently lose sensation or it could get infected and subsequently seriously ruin your sex life.

stickysausages Thu 21-Nov-13 21:08:50

Scar tissue is the main risk I think, certainly heard from people who regret the surgery

gussiegrips Thu 21-Nov-13 21:23:21

Here's the programme for the American cosmetogynaecologist's conference...

Nothing on there about the politics, psychology, body dysmorphia, porn influence, FGM and ethics associated with these issues.

Nor does there seem to be anything about the cancers, infections or injuries that can lead to the need for this sort of treatment.

Disappointing.

gussiegrips Thu 21-Nov-13 21:24:34

doh. Forgot to do the link. It's probably because my brains have leaked into my big ole droopy labia. conference programme

shouldnthavesaid Thu 21-Nov-13 22:39:25

I had a labiaplasty two years ago on the NHS and it changed my life. Yes it was painful but compared to before , when I was using three creams, tablets, washes and having to cover the ends in cling film before I could walk without constant severe pain (and having to run into changing rooms or public toilets to adjust my self...)

I had to cope with GPs, two gynqaecologists, a registrar and all sorts telling me I was vain, self obsessed, time wasting, all sorts. At sixteen a doctor demanded to know if I had seen pornography as she said I must have if I wanted the operation..

My mum was told shortly after I was born that I had a labial deformity and would need surgery one day.

BUT no matter how many times I say it, people will always believe that this op is for slags, sluts etc and it bloody hurts to hear that.

I am all for helping young girls and I work with teenagers. I have counselled teenagers who are worried about the size of their labia and I understand about healthy variations.

BUT this can be and often is a medical procedure and I am a bit sick of reading about it in the media. It is something I feel I have to hide from people , my gynaecologist even told me I will hopefully never have to tell future sexual partners in case it alters their opinion of me.

That's wrong, surely.

So yes , let's educate girls and ladies about normal bits and normal variation but please remember this is a procedure carried out on people who are ill too. Calling for outright bans on the nhs , as I've seen these least few weeks is insane , if it weren't for my doctors and the surgery I would not be able to live the life I thankfully do!!

rant over, sorry...

shouldnthavesaid Thu 21-Nov-13 22:56:11

In terms of side effects , yes pain, very much so.. Not to mention one night in hospital, daily check ups and then having the stitches removed.. I was told its classed as major surgery and was warned about risks of bleeding and infection.. Although you get taught how to wash with salt water and that. I have no scar tissue that causes problems although was told that was a case of luck.. It's managed much the same, I was told, as surgery for vulvar cancers and post natal injuries. The nurses here had to treat me on post natal guidelines as they had no other experience.. It really is not that common as far as I know.. I am one of only two my gp has had in nearly thirty years and two continents.. Though I expect might be different in London etc, I'm up in North Scotland.

It's not a decision I expect anyone takes very lightly. It's an operation that I don't think I will ever fully cope with having had, and am awaiting a psychosexual counselling referral to come to terms with it all .. You just make the decision to do something to make things a bit easier, like with any operation..

Incidentally I'm one of the posters on the thread linked on here, lol... That was a while ago that I wrote that!

I think one of the things that people are so shocked about is the number of younger girls having this, but it can be a congenital issue and so maybe the parents think it's best to treat while the child is younger, as with circumcising wee boys who have problems? There are very very few parents and I dare say surgeons who would willingly subject to a child to vulval surgery for the sake of vanity..

NoComet Thu 21-Nov-13 22:58:22

I'm not I have never given it much thought, beyond keeping it's forest inside the confines if my swimming costume.

shouldnthavesaid Thu 21-Nov-13 22:58:33

And when I type sluts, slags, they are not words I would personally use but words I have seen bandied about online in relation to this issue!!

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