Unfuck my habitat

(949 Posts)
GibberTheMonkey Fri 06-Sep-13 15:48:58

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do wink
Anyone want to join me?

buildingmycorestrength Fri 06-Sep-13 17:35:23

We have a thread now! Thanks Gibber, have been meaning to look into this and the site looks good. And I bloody love swearing. grin.

Let's see if I can post a linky link.

Unfuck your habitat

GibberTheMonkey Fri 06-Sep-13 17:57:06

I got myself the app
I'm not very well so struggling a bit but got an instruction for the kitchen then did two 20:10s on it using the timer. It looks good though I've been slow (I feel weak) so could probably do more on a good day. Hope to get on top of it within a couple more sessions but it'll have to wait now.

GibberTheMonkey Fri 06-Sep-13 17:58:21

I read that as unfucky our habitat grin
I like bloody swearing to
It's fucking satisfying
Especially in relation to shitty housework

Weekipper Fri 06-Sep-13 18:01:44

I follow the blog on feedly buried find it bloody annoying. Like fly lady the reminders are the wrong time zone. It serves as a reminder to get stuff done.

Weekipper Fri 06-Sep-13 18:02:27

Not /buried. I meant *but

sleepyhead Fri 06-Sep-13 18:03:39

I love this:

"Laundry and dishes have 3 steps:

1. Wash
2. Dry
3. Put it away goddammit! "

Step 3 beats me Every Time. confused grin

GibberTheMonkey Fri 06-Sep-13 18:20:10

I showed the site to a friend
His response was
"Challenge: Put Your Clothes Away Like a Damn Grownup
You have a bunch of clothes sitting around. I know you do. Whether they’re clean and piled in a basket, or dirty and on the floor, or probably a bunch of both, they aren’t where they belong. Take 20 minutes to put that shit away."
What I want to know is, how the hell did they know???
My damned flat's bugged. That's the first bit I'm unfucking, the fucking surveillance!
I'm not looking anymore, I'm scared.

Daisybell1 Sat 07-Sep-13 08:31:50

Its Flylady meets Malcolm Tucker - perfect! grin

Clobbered Sat 07-Sep-13 08:34:11

Bloody brilliant. Profanity motivation. Fucking marvellous.

peggotty Sat 07-Sep-13 08:45:30

Thanks for bringing this to my fucking attention - are we allowed to fucking swear while we clean our shit up?! Bloody cathartic!

CatAmongThePigeons Sat 07-Sep-13 08:47:07

It is a fly lady with swears, I always respect people who use swears as a motivational tool. Will have a good read of the site today.

Chubfuddler Sat 07-Sep-13 08:50:11

I love this site. Thanks for link.

My house is very tidy but that's because I havering since applied similar "get the fuck on with it" principals to my own life.

fffinsake Sat 07-Sep-13 08:53:01

THIS is why fly lady never worked for me. Twee apron-wearing bullshit.

fffinsake Sat 07-Sep-13 08:53:30

It looks great, thank fuck you posted about it. Thank you.

HerrenaHarridan Sat 07-Sep-13 08:55:37

shock How do the know about the teetering piles of clean washing that I hide in my bedroom blush

buildingmycorestrength Sat 07-Sep-13 09:11:09

Love the fact it is not aimed at women, wives, mothers, etc. but PEOPLE.

Because PEOPLE live in houses and have to try to keep on top of housework and like swearing.

Have casually mentioned, 'Have you seen 'Unfuck Your Habitat?' to my husband. He said no. I don't want to press it as he already thinks I am strange for not wanting to wallow in filth. But maybe he'll Google it and and the lovely swearing will make something click somewhere in that enormous brain of his....grin

ballstoit Sat 07-Sep-13 09:14:19

This sounds like just what I need...will be back later to learn more

fffinsake Sat 07-Sep-13 09:16:58

Is there an email list or something?

hazchem Sat 07-Sep-13 09:50:42

Yes this sounds like the shit I need in my life.

Do we sign up with them or something. I'm scared of being sent hundreds of emails to remind me to clean up ( I'm looking at you FLYLADY)

NoComet Sat 07-Sep-13 09:52:15

I think I might have to put a poster of step 3 in each of my DDs bedrooms

3. Put it away goddammit!

Also it forgets step 0.

0. Put it in the fucking laundry basket

I'm a SAHM, I'm totally happy to sort stages 1 and 2 (wash and dry), and I will do 3 when time permits, but I'm sodded if I'm digging round bedrooms trying to find what is and isn't dirty. Also I'm sodded if I'm doing 3 while you watch be from your bloody game of SIMS!

daimbardiva Sat 07-Sep-13 10:10:34

This is perfect, thank you! I'm another who could never get on with the tweeness of fly lady. I'm a serial marathoner and always find myself cleaning whwn people are due round.

claretandamberforever Sat 07-Sep-13 10:20:42

just marking my fucking place.

TeamEdward Sat 07-Sep-13 10:24:50

I seriously need to unfuck my house. The holidays have FUBAR'd it, and it's taken me the first week of school to recover enough to realise the state of the place!

What a fucking fabulous site grin - I totally agree with the spirit of it not sure that I am ready to actually unfuck my house. If I were, I'd not sit here radomly lurking on MN

TrinityRhino Sat 07-Sep-13 10:30:20

I am loving this site but I cant get the app sad
I have google play store sad

Seff Sat 07-Sep-13 10:34:17

Damn, this is what I need!

Flylady is ok, but the endless testimonials get me to the point where I CBA reading that shit any more.

And the idea that I shouldn't bitch at DH to pick his shit up or even just not leave shoes and coats like some krypton factor challenge. That annoyed me. He gets to go to work and not have to look at the shit all day!

My DFH and DFS, who I love equally and dearly, have a habit of tossing their dirty clothes on the laundry basket rather than ensuring they go in. I need someone to fucking invent a big basketball funnel thing so that the clothes don't sit on top. I refuse to stuff mingy boxers down into the basket any more.

Now off to look at the site/app.

That looks perfect to me!

I signed up to Flylady years ago on an old account. Whe I stopped using that email I tried to unsubscribe. I went back on a couple of months ago to use it for surveys and found over 10,000 emails from Flylady and two associated accounts shock At least two were sent a day. I tried to unsubscribe again and couldn't. Junk mailed them and still they slip through. Madness I tell you!

I got this app the other day but haven't got around to doing anything yet blush my habitat definitely needs unfucking though!

ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 10:57:08

getting app

ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 10:59:51

I can find app. what to search exactly?

I like this FlyBitch thread!grin

ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 11:08:54

I meant I can't find app.

is it only on Apple?
I can't find one for Smartphone

buildingmycorestrength Sat 07-Sep-13 11:14:29

No Android app, yet, only iStuff.

The site says that bitching and whining about it won't get it made any faster.


ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 11:21:46

building do you think that telling them to "unfuck their own habitat first" would help?grin

my inner bitch is released...

ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 11:22:28


my inner FlyBitch is released grin

TerribleTantrums Sat 07-Sep-13 11:30:50

A cleaning system that speaks my language. grin

I've bought the app, that's enough for the first day, right?

daimbardiva Sat 07-Sep-13 11:46:55

No android? Fuck that. Seriously fucked off.

Rooners Sat 07-Sep-13 11:52:10

The problem is, it ignores the fact that sometimes you do not have anywhere to put away all this stuff to.

For instance we have a cellar which is almost useless. It is so damp that anything you put in it turns to a green and fluffy consistency within weeks/months and has to be thrown away.

There is a lot of stuff on the cellar stairs. There is no shed. There are only two bedrooms and there are three children, and I am trying to keep some clothes to hand down.

If there was somewhere to put stuff - and also, time in which I could put it there without balancing a baby at the same time - trust me, it would be a JOY to put it away.

ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 12:04:09

rooners same problem here.

we are trying to move. house is on the market, we are out this afternoon as prospective buyers are coming (open day)

mad tidying - but where to put everything? I can't magically erase the marks of 8 people!
if I had dedicated space for everything that would mean we already have a big enough house to store all this shit our belongings!
you can't beat Catch 22 sad

Rooners Sat 07-Sep-13 12:13:20

Oh golly good luck Zing. I hope it goes well today, I'm sure however bad you think your house looks, everyone else will see right past the things and understand the awesome potential smile

and it cannot be worse than ours grin

Seff Sat 07-Sep-13 12:18:33

Just unfucked my kitchen smile

I've just unfucked the gloryhole under our stairs - 'twas v satisfying.

I found enough dustbunnies to stuff a duvet and 7 individual (dusty) socks - I feel a session of sockpuppets-making coming on anything to avoid more housework grin

WandaDoff Sat 07-Sep-13 12:53:58

Ooh cleaning for lazy sweary people grin

I might try to stick to this one.

I'm in.

TrinityRhino Sat 07-Sep-13 12:54:48

I WANT THE APP <stamps feet>

buildingmycorestrength Sat 07-Sep-13 13:06:54

Trinity well done using your words! And I'm sure that when it exists you can have it, dear.

<class Supernanny>

TigerFeet Sat 07-Sep-13 13:11:34

Ooh I like
Shame about the lack of Android app though.
My house isn't messy but all the bits you can't see are inches thick in dust. I'm very good at making it look well maintained when the truth is I am a lazy fucker anddh works long hours so it's bare minimum usually.

poachedeggs Sat 07-Sep-13 13:12:00

Malcolm Tucker vs Flylady made me actually lol!

Oh I could really use an android app sad

Never mind, I'm away to unfuck my kitchen. Better put the fucking laundry out first angry

TigerFeet Sat 07-Sep-13 13:16:07

Lol @supernanny

Perhaps we also need an unfuck your children app

*just do as your fucking told you odious small things*

or perhaps not

ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 13:24:09


grin @ gloryhole!
the new name for my foof! grin

GibberTheMonkey Sat 07-Sep-13 13:26:18

Been wallowing in bed
I fucking love this thread.
I may do some more unfucking later

TeamEdward Sat 07-Sep-13 13:43:25

I've unfucked the desk and about a quarter of the kitchen. I made DH unfuck the garden.

poachedeggs Sat 07-Sep-13 13:55:07

Well the kitchen looks heaps better and the washing is out in the sun. Ten minutes off then I have to put away the clean shit. I'm liking this.

BigPawsBrown Sat 07-Sep-13 13:59:30


ShoeWhore Sat 07-Sep-13 14:01:12

Very interested... what does the app do?

Rooners Sat 07-Sep-13 14:01:38

I've done a load of washing and grouted a third of the kitchen tiles. That however was in the presence of my mother and a sleeping baby.


I shan't get anything else done for quite some time...the washing is still in a heap on the floor.

ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 14:23:23

we unfucked the house as much as we could.

I hope we get an offer. fx

CatAmongThePigeons Sat 07-Sep-13 14:41:42

Fingers crossed for you Zing

I've not unfucked anything. I have a cold and I am fucked. I will put the goddamn washing away that has mysteriously found its way to the bedroom floor...

buildingmycorestrength Sat 07-Sep-13 15:18:26

I partially unfucked my wardrobe. Ish.

Husband fucked up the kitchen in order to feed us, and then kindly also unfucked it.grin

My daughter's room is seriously fucked up ATM. Fuck.

Chubfuddler Sat 07-Sep-13 15:23:33

I've done two loads of fucking washing (washed and dried), folded and put away what doesn't need ironing and folded the rest neatly in the goddamn ironing basket

I've cleaned the dishwasher, the bastard.

I've batch cooked some bloody dinners

GibberTheMonkey Sat 07-Sep-13 15:33:10

Right I'm going to go and do a fucking 20:10

Lurleene Sat 07-Sep-13 17:17:29

Fuck me, this just what I need to get on top of my house shit. Flylady can shove it up her goddam arse.

I am enjoying the profanity more than the 'orrible housekeeping blush

LovesBeingOnHoliday Sat 07-Sep-13 17:46:03

Hmm I might be able to do tgis

LovesBeingOnHoliday Sat 07-Sep-13 17:46:43

Loving everyone's updates

TigerFeet Sat 07-Sep-13 17:52:50

I unfucked my ironing pile this morning before I even knew about any of this. This shit is good

Kithulu Sat 07-Sep-13 17:53:17

Ooo I like this! Going to start unfucking tomorrow though (fucking put my sodding back out)
DH being wonderful and completely fucking up the kitchen at the moment, there is no hope of getting him to unfuck it after dinner. But the food will taste great as he is an awesome (messy) cook.
What I would really like him to do is to unfuck the bedroom floor an put his sodding clothes away. It would make it easier for me to lower my self in and out of bed.

GibberTheMonkey Sat 07-Sep-13 17:58:36

My fridge has been unfucked
I also cleaned the kitchen windowsill from all the fucking dead flies and dead leaves

MinimalistMommi Sat 07-Sep-13 18:00:15

I bought the app a while ago and think its fabulous, the timer is great for when you're feeling utterly un-motivated, simply take a look at pics on blog to further motivate you and go for it!

poachedeggs Sat 07-Sep-13 19:12:03

I must missing something without the app, can't see any pictures.

I've done shitloads of washing but my unfucked kitchen is totally screwed since I made dinner. I've possibly got the makings of sinusitis though so it can fuck off sad

starfishmummy Sat 07-Sep-13 19:26:07

I want that app. Stamps feet and has a tantrum.

ZingWantsCake Sat 07-Sep-13 20:45:46

I have unfucked my bad mood by spending a fortune on different coloured nail varnishes.

each fingernail is now a different colour and they really cheered me up!

from left to right:
sunflower yellow, sky blue, mint green, purple, peach, red, dark salmon, chocolate brown, royal blue, rose pink.

my hands look like some fucking Dulux colour charts!grin

Lurleene Sat 07-Sep-13 21:02:07

I just unfucked the bottom of my wardrobe and got rid of all the shitty receipts and packaging I hid in there last Christmas. I have also realised I have 9 fucking pairs of shoes that have never made it of their box.

BoffinMum Sat 07-Sep-13 22:15:40

Spent Thursday afternoon shredding and unfucked a major box of crap. grin

louiseaaa Sat 07-Sep-13 22:47:49

You beaty :D thankyou

hazchem Sun 08-Sep-13 05:33:57

I just unfucked my sofa. Hooray.

Do you think I should add a calendar reminder or something to remind me to unfuck tomorrow?

AdoraBell Sun 08-Sep-13 06:03:11

Marking place, need to have a look at that site as fly lady has been pissing me off lately.

Jaynebxl Sun 08-Sep-13 06:24:23

We just moved house. There's a lot of unfucking to do.

This looks perfect - I did a bit of Flylady but 1) all the LOL! at the end of not especially funny sentences annoyed me and 2) I never told DH about it because I never would have heard the end of it. Have sent him this link - let's fucking well do it grin

MinimalistMommi Sun 08-Sep-13 07:33:09

poached there is a blog with pics.

MinimalistMommi Sun 08-Sep-13 07:34:09

Scroll down a bit and you will see pics unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com/

poachedeggs Sun 08-Sep-13 08:19:26

Thanks for that! smile

stickchildren3 Sun 08-Sep-13 08:21:20

Hi, I am a serial lurker on GH to try to motivate myself but things are so desperate I have to fucking DO something about my horrendous habitat. If I get UfYH app, will I get bombarded with emails which will stress me out even more? - how does it work? I'm still in bed, can't face getting up with 3dcs moaning for breakfast, someone please advise me!!

Mumof3xx Sun 08-Sep-13 08:25:17

Oh this looks much more me than fly lady and its shine your sink shite

BoffinMum Sun 08-Sep-13 08:34:00

Rake, you could actually install a basketball hoop with a bag clipped underneath for the fucking laundry.

allhappyfamiliesarealike Sun 08-Sep-13 09:01:30

I have found my people

<weeps with relief and gratitude>

Mumof3xx Sun 08-Sep-13 09:07:12

Right I'm going to do something in a min

Bathroom or kitchen?

ZingWantsCake Sun 08-Sep-13 09:27:53


Chubfuddler Sun 08-Sep-13 09:42:55

Stick, get out of fucking bed

(Said with love)

stickchildren3 Sun 08-Sep-13 09:45:50

Yes ma'am chub, I'm out of fucking bed, sadly looking at the kitchen (have i been fucking burgled?!) and still debating getting the app....

Chubfuddler Sun 08-Sep-13 09:58:15

Stop debating

Don't need the app. Look at the blog. Do 1 20/10


Mumof3xx Sun 08-Sep-13 10:03:29

So I ....

Got dressed
Made my bed
Washed the pots
Put steriliser on
Made dd a bottle
Put toys that aren't bath toys away in bedrooms
Put recycling out

Now feeding dd

Ooooh, Chub, fierce or what grin

You a sargeant-major in RL??

I am off to unfuck the Random Piles of Shite that accumulate on my kitchen worktop during the course of a week. Where does this crap even come from??

TheYamiOfYawn Sun 08-Sep-13 10:07:17

What does the app do? There is a free android app called chore checker that you can set up with all your daily/weekly/monthly tasks.

poachedeggs Sun 08-Sep-13 10:09:50

Hehey Chub, I like it!

My sheets are in the wash [preen] and I did the dishes last night like a fucking adult so the kitchen isn't too bad. I even dug out my neti pot and unfucked my sinuses.

Verging on a marathon so I'm now putting my feet up.

poachedeggs Sun 08-Sep-13 10:11:15

Yami I've used chore checker - it's brilliant, got me into some great morning habits, just simple stuff like airing bedrooms and porting recycling out but it really helped, good suggestion smile

stickchildren3 Sun 08-Sep-13 10:26:57

I did it chub, what a fucking good girl I am! Can't quite believe what I managed in 20! smile Planning my next move..

Mumof3xx Sun 08-Sep-13 10:51:13

Wash load 1 in dryer
Wash load 2 in washer
Rubbish from bedroom in bin
Living room tidy

allhappyfamiliesarealike Sun 08-Sep-13 10:55:26

remember to have a nap, Mumof3xx - we don't want you marathonning smile

KatyPutTheCuttleOn Sun 08-Sep-13 11:02:02

This looks more like me as well, so how does this work then?
confused newbie

Chubfuddler Sun 08-Sep-13 11:02:12

V good

Now do something nice

Mumof3xx Sun 08-Sep-13 11:09:03

A nap?

In this house?

No chance

buildingmycorestrength Sun 08-Sep-13 11:49:11

Am trying to unfuck the fucking shitting hallway and have got a bit overwhelmed.


(Am talking to my inner slave driver, not you lot, obv.)

Ahhhh, that's better. Tea.

ZingWantsCake Sun 08-Sep-13 11:56:35

katy from what I gather the motto is the sweary version of the Nike slogan:

Just FUCKING Do It! grin

Mumof3xx Sun 08-Sep-13 12:06:08


Kids fed
More pots washed
Kids beds stripped and in wash

GiraffesAndButterflies Sun 08-Sep-13 12:10:09

Dishwasher unloaded
Towels in washing machine
Can't get baby to nap so I'm now on shush-pat with one hand and MN with the other... This better bloody not count as my break hmm

KatyPutTheCuttleOn Sun 08-Sep-13 12:12:25

Zing grin

So far I have done two lots of laundry, the dishwasher and tidied up the ummentionable corner of the lounge that always seems to be a mess. No sign of Lord Lucan there though....

GibberTheMonkey Sun 08-Sep-13 12:26:21

I have done fuck all today.
I may go and grab a shower (unfuck myself just sounds wrong) and see if I feel more motivated after

buildingmycorestrength Sun 08-Sep-13 12:52:57

I think that we do need an equivalent of 'unfucking ourselves' though as it is jolly hard work in my case.


Some more fucking suggestions please. grin

BeginnerSAHM Sun 08-Sep-13 12:56:18

Wow!! So THIS is how to motivate me to sort my shit out. Brilliant. Kept trying flylady but ended up wanting to stab my eyes out instead of reading the her patronising/sexist/just-plain-fucking-annoying mantras.

Marking my fucking place too wink!

BeaWheesht Sun 08-Sep-13 14:23:19

Hey I'm joining in.

Playroom, living room and dining room are entirely unfucked. Probably for the first time in 7 years!!!

Kitchen is still a bit fucked but am utterly shattered and dd is unwell so it'll have to wait for another day.

GibberTheMonkey Sun 08-Sep-13 14:47:43

I don't think some people's places can be as fucked as mine if they can be unfucked again so quickly

buildingmycorestrength Sun 08-Sep-13 14:48:25

Daughter's room partially unfucked.

She helped by testing felt tips and chucking out the ones that don't work. I couldn't quite bring myself to swear happily at her. grin.

NotCitrus Sun 08-Sep-13 14:49:06

At last, site that acknowledges disability and fatigue! Managed to stop faffing about reading it and unfucked about half of the top of my dressing table. My problem is I'm 3 rooms down while builders are in, and dd has learnt to climb and there are not enough high shelves anywhere.
Plan for when I get home: get all party bag shit into one place and put into party bags for this weekend or in the bin!

NotCitrus Sun 08-Sep-13 14:52:32

My kitchen is totally unfucked but that's because it was knocked down recently so every last thing removed. Bag of weird food we"ll never eat went on Freecycle, plus 2 sets of pans, bin, water filter, and few other bits of crap. Charity shop got some too.

Demolishing your house is a bit drastic though! smile

buildingmycorestrength Sun 08-Sep-13 14:52:40

Not I was also almost weeping with relief when I saw the disclaimers about disability and fatigue. So so important. If you don't know about the 'spoons' thread in general health do join us.

NotCitrus Sun 08-Sep-13 14:59:30

Building - I posted on the spoons thread onc e near the start but it's a bit of a downer... I do need to get and fill out PIP forms though so may be looking for support soon.

elQuintoConyo Sun 08-Sep-13 17:33:17

Oh great, a real fucking cleaning/tidying/chucking website for bloody adults grin
Flylady was tweer that Jane Austen's petticoat, it drove me nuts.
So far this afternoon:
21mo DS has just cleaned the dining table and the stairs (tiled) with wet wipes.
He stood on a chair and played with cars on the kitchen counter while I sorted out:
Tupperware cupboard, including about 7 empty ice cream tubs!
Spare change box; have accumulated so many bronze coins, finally went to the bank and got 1/2/5p bags - we have £27! Wtaf? May open a university savings account for DS or more than likely fill the car with petrol
Sorted out boxes for: crayons, string, batteries, post-its,glues, sellotape and LABELLED them all. Get me!
Done a monster washing up.
Took DS for a five-minute swing in the park as, as soon as we left the garden, it started thundering! Poor bugger.

I now have a cup of tea, four squares of Milka chocoswing cookie and Tabatha's Salon Takeover grin

Mumof3xx Sun 08-Sep-13 17:35:57

Went abit lazy after my last post but now pulling my bloody finger out

Kids tea in oven
Washer on (again)

About too-
Wash pots (again)
Empty bin
Iron uniforms

Mumof3xx Sun 08-Sep-13 20:07:23

Pots done

Given up

Realised there is already enough ironed uniform and if I go to bed now I don't have to see the bin til morning when I will stop being a lazy bitch and empty it

elQuintoConyo Sun 08-Sep-13 21:45:45

Tidied bookcase (a 4x4 Ikea Expedit, so no small task!)
Chucked l-o-a-d-s of crap I've been hoarding: hairbobbles... i have a BOB!
Made dinner, washed it all up, prepared DS for bed.
Whatsapped a friend abroad for about an hour grin

Now waiting for DS to decide it's bedtime so I can watch Zoolander!

Lurleene Sun 08-Sep-13 22:21:41

I got my fucking drain rods out and unblocked the outside kitchen drain. It stank! But at least water won't piss all over the garden every time I turn the tap on.

ZingWantsCake Sun 08-Sep-13 22:22:56

got a fucking cold.


poachedeggs Sun 08-Sep-13 22:30:33

I possibly took this too far tonight. I fell out with DH by stropping about how I have to do all the fucking unfucking round here. Never mind!

Oooo.....I just got told off on another thread for being sweary....I think I may come any play here instead. Website looks interesting. Can I MN whilst on my 10 mins do you think?

elQuintoConyo Sun 08-Sep-13 22:57:16

You are fucking welcome here any day FishFingers grin

Now, what buggery bollocks cleaning/tidying/putting away have you done with your sorry arse today?

GibberTheMonkey Sun 08-Sep-13 22:59:18

I mn while doing fuck all else during my ten minute break

My sodding knees ache

Um....nrot much. To busy arguing on here tbh. Oh and cooking lunch for PIL. So I suppose I tidied away my cooking mess dumped it in the sink for DH and DCs to deal with later
Not sure if that counts though. Can I start tomorrow please?

*not FFS

BigPawsBrown Sun 08-Sep-13 23:23:06

I have changed my bedsheets today and cleaned up the gross cat mat with sticky cat food on <fucking boak>

Tomorrow's is the "ironing basket" aka towering pile of clothes and shite in the bedroom

LisaMed Sun 08-Sep-13 23:47:50

Normally I say things like, 'gosh darn it to heck' but bugger my cheesy twatbags I'm in on this!

Tomorrow I am trying to unfuck a collapsed wardrobe in what is supposed to be turning into my bedroom. And speaking swearing of which I am off to bed.

I feel I have found a safe place.

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 00:18:14


fucking well said!grin

Another disillusioned fly-lady drop out here...
This sounds much more fucking fun!
Will see if I can unfuck more than I fuck up tomorrow gringrin

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 00:59:11

remembering can you pleeeeeeease start with NC to PuddingAndHotMilk?

come on, you promised!grin

LOL zing! Yes and yes but I can't work out how on the iPhone app sad

GibberTheMonkey Mon 09-Sep-13 01:03:04

I need to unfuck my sleep patterns

On the iPhone use safari to login then name change as normal

AdoraBell Mon 09-Sep-13 03:20:04

'kay had a little browse and have decided this is definitely the fucking system for megrin

Today I have unfucked the coffee mugs that had collected over the last Two days, and left OH to clean up after the bastard dogs. Not much else as lunch was eaten out, tried to donate blood but they don't want my fucking blood, then unfucked the purchasing of cleaning materielas, on OH's cardwink see he thinks he's controlling the fucking money but he really isn't

Need to Go through my fucking warbrode -again- and toss out scruffy stuff, but that's waiting 'til Tomorrow as it's too fucking late for unfucking anything else tonight. I'm sure there's Loads moré I could unfuck Tomorrow if I put my mind to it.

I also have fucked up sleep which needs unfucking, currently using medicación as a semi-unfuck. Off to pop a pill now.


PuddingAndHotMilk Mon 09-Sep-13 06:12:23

Zing. Done.
Unfucked my username grin

hazchem Mon 09-Sep-13 06:30:45

fishfingers I'm MN on my 10.
I'm unfucking my study which usually consists of me reading for about 5 minutes then stressing out and checking the online study forums then making a cup of tea.

Do I have a timer on my computer now. Oh fuck yeah!

Mumof3xx Mon 09-Sep-13 07:14:16

Good fucking morning

Well my dc are all up, fed and half dressed.
Sink is full
Packed lubch half made

MrsNouveauRichards Mon 09-Sep-13 07:14:19

How did I not know about this!

I used the slatterns thread, which I used to find really helpful and supportive, but it is a lot quieter these days, so more just for procrastination! And flylady. Flylady has it's uses, but it assumes you fit your life around your home, which is really not the case!

Today I need to unfuck my kitchen, unfuck the laundry and find homes for all the amazing birthday presents I got on Friday.

gintastic Mon 09-Sep-13 08:09:01

Love this! It's totally me :-) have the app, need to unfuck my car, kitchen and kids bedrooms today. Will report back later...

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 08:21:27

Pudding you are a fucking star!!!!

I had a shit night and DD's just been sick again - but that cheered me right up!smile

blondieminx Mon 09-Sep-13 08:22:28

Oh my god, that site is amazing. Totally sending DH the linky! FLYlady meets Malcolm Tucker, brilliant! thanks

chickenschicken Mon 09-Sep-13 09:03:48

Fucking love it. I need to unfuck my shoes.
Next baby nap it's getting fucking done. 20 mins then a break. Genius.

if my iPhone autocorrects to ducking one more time

PuddingAndHotMilk Mon 09-Sep-13 09:44:29

Zing, glad to have provided some cheer after a shitty night thanks
If my DD ever detaches from my fucking boob I'm attempting to unfuck my kitchen today. Thank fuck for Moby Wraps and cooler weather.

Rockchick1984 Mon 09-Sep-13 09:49:47

Can I hop on the fucking bandwagon please? House is constantly a shithole - combination of lack of storage, and sheer laziness am also pregnant with no energy but this looks fab!

This morning I've unfucked my phone (downloaded the app), unfucked my dirty toilet (been procrastinating about doing it far too long) and unfucked one kitchen cupboard! Plenty for now, its brew time...

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 09:55:47

I really have to post Ebay stuff.
I'm normally on the ball and send items on time, but I just haven't been able to fo it due to constant stomach cramps for 4 days (red witch)

it's too cold here and I have a cold and want to sleep.

can someone please tell me to stop wailing and get fucking going?

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 10:08:27

Zing, just do your jobs like the fully grown adult you are!

And have a hot water bottle with your brew

RetroHippy Mon 09-Sep-13 10:23:31

This is fucking awesome! Just read it, and I'm feeling pretty bloody smug right now. In the last week I have pretty much unfucked my whole house! I even vaccuumed more than once a week. It does of course help that I'm not really working much at the moment so have no excuse.

Just the hidden places and stinking dogs bed to do now. At first glance, its actually pretty good. If my mother ever came to see me I wouldn't be too ashamed at the state of it.

And training DH to pick up his fucking pants and put them in the laundry basket. Obviously all the mess is his fault wink

Now stop fannying about on MN and go put away that leaning pile of clean laundry! bane of my life

RetroHippy Mon 09-Sep-13 10:29:25

There's an app?! Fucking brilliant.

First job, unfuck my dog by taking him for a walk. The little shit will pull my sodding arm off for an hour, then drool water all over the bloody kitchen floor.

Second job, unfuck my kitchen floor. I'm sure I had a mop somewhere...

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 10:40:17

retro available on Apple, not on Android! angry

they need to unfuck that situation!
<shakes fist in air and stamps feet>

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 10:41:21


but I won't do it unless you swear at me .

MinimalistMommi Mon 09-Sep-13 11:10:42

Just done two twenty/tens: I've unfucked my kitchen and unfucked dinner time tonight by preparing a butterbean stew. I'm on my second break now and then I'm having one more twenty/ten to unfuck some laundry and a general clear up grin

RetroHippy Mon 09-Sep-13 11:14:37

I've got a battered and old fucking iPhone. Happy days. grin

But you're right, they do need to unfuck that situation.

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 11:19:35

I unfucked the hallway in a serious fashion (yesterday and today). Now you can see how badly it needs a coat of fucking paint. sad

Zing, get a fucking move on. You are a disgrace to your regiment.

grin grin. grin

Am still procrastinating about my daughter's awful, awful shithole room...

elQuintoConyo Mon 09-Sep-13 11:24:40

Meant to be unfucking the futility room, but got as far as the first Christmas storage box and made the mistake of opening it hmm
So, that's now packed nicely, lights untangled, old broken crap thrown away, last year's cards binned etc.
Coffee one nine biscuit and back to the fucking futility room of mess. Arsecorks.

noobieteacher Mon 09-Sep-13 11:30:58

I want this for my dcs, but after having a self-righteous conversation about the normalisation of swear words and their meanings being static, altered only in perception, I HAVE A DILEMMA.

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 11:39:24

Noobie, you have FUCKING dilemma. HTH.

LisaMed Mon 09-Sep-13 11:44:10

DH said that UfYH was like Malcolm Tucker meeting Mary Poppins. 'A spoonful of sugar helps you clean your fucking room, but so does punching you so hard that your grandmother feels it and I haven't any sugar so my options are limited.'

I've unfucked the hob rests on the gas cooker by putting them in the dishwasher but was interrupted so now off to unfuckingload the washer, the dryer, the dishwasher and then off to unfuck the collapsed wardrobe.

My big pustule of a problem is that I haven't got homes for the stuff. I need to unfuck that asap.

LisaMed Mon 09-Sep-13 11:45:27

elQuintoConyo love the designation of the futility room.

If I come back on here before 15.00 hours, shoot me! Even the 10s of the 20/10s are accounted for today as a shitload of admin to do.

chickenschicken Mon 09-Sep-13 11:48:43

The 10 isn't very long is it? Wasn't even halfway thru my fucking tea.

AdoraBell Mon 09-Sep-13 12:08:01

Zing hope DD is okay now.

Have unfucked the family and booted them out on school run. This includes unfucking breakfast while I berate DDs for putting lunch bags in the cupboard full of half eaten food on Friday. T'was 30 fucking degrees yesterday, I don't need fucking mouldering lunch bags on a Monday morn. Then unfucking fresh food into said bags.

Kitchen needs a good unfuck but I'm taking a fucking break.
Bedrooms also need unfucking.

I'm defo getting the app, don't care if I fucking need it or not
I want it.

chickenschicken Mon 09-Sep-13 12:17:54

Unfucked DD's nappy. On the bed.
Had to unfuck self and bed as she fucking shit everywhere.

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 12:18:09

Adorabell that is fucking disgusting, food in lunchbags all weekend! Eeeewwwww.

Daughter's bloody room definitely getting whole lot shitting worse before better.

If anyone has answers on how to get clingy anxious really GIRLY 6 yo girl to keep her room tidy...well, presumably you'd be a fucking millionaire, amiright.

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 12:18:42

Oh, chicken. shock

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 12:21:01

I'm having a brilliant time listening to an old mix tape while I unfuck. "Man of Constant Sorrow', Pixies, Liz Phair...etc. If anyone hadn't heard Liz Phair's 'Polyester Bride' I thoroughly recommend, an indie-poppy-funny-poignant singalongy tune.

GibberTheMonkey Mon 09-Sep-13 12:23:08

I'm fucked
Just had to ride to pick dc4 up from school. Uphill on the way back pulling a trailer containing said child. I need it unfuck my fitness too

Just back from toddler--hell--group were DS4 fucked up a plastic racing car thingy - needs to be unfucked aka superglued before next Monday.

Other than that, I've done fuck all so far - well, got up, had shower, washed hair, got DSs1-3 up, dressed, breakfasted and off to school. In their least fucked up schoolwear as the photographer is comign today to takes pictures of the little darlings. Good luck to the photographer <<toasts with brew>>

So I suppose I have done something - is it time for a rest yet? grin

TheYamiOfYawn Mon 09-Sep-13 13:42:48

On a 10. Have unfucked laundry and dishes and done veg shopping. Also unfucked family relationships by buying a shitload of birthday cards and emailing my mum. Have also bought stuff to do that Martha Stewart tying your duvet cover to your duvet thing in the hope of unfucking changing the bedclothes later on.

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 13:44:57

Daughter's wardrobe nearly unfucked. Now to get huge pile of clothes out the door to chazzer and recipients of hand-me-downs.

shobby Mon 09-Sep-13 13:48:23

Just found this thread, just spent a whole week off doing fuck all and found the website, bought the app and have just done two 20:10's and achieved more in that time than the whole week I've just pissed away! I even changed the battery in the kitchen clock that had been pissing me off all week while I was waiting for the kettle to boil for my smug self congratulatory cuppa... Lordy, OH will think I'm on drugs when he gets home..

noobieteacher Mon 09-Sep-13 13:50:56

Do they still have 'Hey, Tom' on Flylady? He was cute, but that's about fucking all.

Mumof3xx Mon 09-Sep-13 13:53:34

Someone give me some motivation I am very fucking lazy today

shobby Mon 09-Sep-13 13:54:22


...and can I just say that thanks to you 'arsecorks' is my new favourite swear word that I intend to incorporate as much as possible into everyday swearery? Fucking brilliant!!

lubeybooby Mon 09-Sep-13 13:58:42

well this is a breath of fucking fresh air

I need to unfuck soooo many things. FLYlady principles have worked well for me in the past but I can't fucking stand the sickly sweetness of it. Unfucking is perfect.

WandaDoff Mon 09-Sep-13 14:05:20

Today I have unfucked my washing basket, Unfucked the living room & am about to unfuck my hovel of a bedroom, I'm hoping to unfuck the kitchen & the bathroom today as well so I can mop, I'm on the 2nd 20-10 of the day & have got more done already than I have in ages grin

GibberTheMonkey Mon 09-Sep-13 14:11:54

Yami- what Martha Stewart thing?

LonelyGoatherd Mon 09-Sep-13 14:12:21

right, I will unfuck flat surfaces in the living room. Have made a start on unfucking the piles of clothes that are taking over the house.

LisaMed Mon 09-Sep-13 14:14:18

Mumof3xx - get a move on!

And shoot me. I've taken a longer break than I meant, but the washing/dishwasher unfucking spilled over into cutting the chips for tea (low fat fryer!) to have with cold meat from yesterday plus using the cooking apples father brought in to make an apple crumble for dinner. I unfucked around for a while, but it will take more than one 20/10 to unfuck my kitchen. So I had lunch.

Really bracing myself to unfuck the wardrobe. I completely fucked the twatbag. It was a cheap thingy and I didn't clear the base and the 'fabric' cover didn't fit over the metal frame as too small. Then it collapsed. I have a replacement but I have to unfuck the collapsed wardrobe first which means belting up and down two flights of stairs so I am unfucking my fitness levels at the same time. Then the new wardrobe and finally after six years I will have somewhere for my clothes. That's a big unfuck.

Mumof3xx Mon 09-Sep-13 14:21:29

Hmm I came to make the bed, but accidentally sat on it and now I am stuck

Chubfuddler Mon 09-Sep-13 14:24:03

Actually incapacitated or gripped by inertia?

Mumof3xx Mon 09-Sep-13 14:28:50

Contemplating sleep.....

fusspot66 Mon 09-Sep-13 14:36:16

It's taken me 3 days but I just did my first 20/10. Downstairs toilet lookin good. Ten mins goes fast though.

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 14:47:45


I heard you loud & clear!

I sent the parcels, returned sg to Tesco and bought more nail varnish and lip gloss & got dinner sorted.
that's it. no more spending until Christmas!

I even got to school early and took the last parking place - fucking awesome or what?!

just waiting now to get DS4.

Ads she is full of snot. she's ok though, thanks!smile

gintastic Mon 09-Sep-13 14:49:07

Unfucked the fridge! Yeah! Off to get kids from school, they'll be exhausted with full days of preschool / school after last weeks half days so going to put a fucking DVD on and unfuck the rest of the kitchen. I may even fucking dance to music while doing it.

Fucking running tonight on the unfuck my fitness plan...

This is way more cool than the prissy wee flylady stuff!

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 14:51:02

Bags of clothes to recipients, huzzah!

Watched half an episode of 'The Thick of It' in honour of you lot while I sorted bags. Fucking brilliant.

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 14:57:22


I'm glad too see futility room is still alive and doing well!

(for those who don't know it was only a typo at first in describing a very messy utility room that was near impossible to clean - but "futility room" is actually the perfect phrase for it IMO!grin )

PuddingAndHotMilk Mon 09-Sep-13 15:10:33

PMSL at futility room so true!

I've unfucked the laundry and cloth nappies including stuffing the boosters in the fucking pockets ahead of needing it (I've realised stuffing the bastard thing while holding kicking screaming child's feet out of the way of the old nappy is fucking impossible)

Unfucking my body by getting some sleep is high on my list now (DD allowing of course) followed by a 20:10 session with the LO in a sling...

GibberTheMonkey Mon 09-Sep-13 15:12:51

I've tidied up my pinterest boards. Does that count? grin

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 15:22:59

yes gibber it does!wink

LisaMed Mon 09-Sep-13 15:38:56

mumof3xx some areas have heavier gravity than others. Well known fact. Especially beds, sofas and armchairs. Beds with teenagers are practically black holes.

Probably won't be able to keep up the actual swearing, but I'm there in spirit.

Have unfucked the collapsed wardrobe. As a reforming hoarder I am going to be on a mission this month as there is a table top sale at the local methodist and my father was born to sell.

So dinner is unfucked, the spare apples donated by father to add to the apple mountain are now in an apple crumble and the washer and dryer are on again. I did have washing on the line. Fucking, arsing, snotridden, pox laden cunting rain. Which stopped the second I got through the door.

I think I love this thread.

LisaMed Mon 09-Sep-13 15:39:31

GibbertheMonkey My email accounts are in my sights.

The DO (Darling Offspring) and I have made mini-doughnuts in a Homer Simpson themed doughnut maker - this process has totally fucked-up my kitchen. Fucking doh!!

But I did finally unfuck the huge bag of my old Playmobil (bear in mind that I am as old as time itself) that my mum kindly brought to ours. At Christmas 2012. I thought I'd better unfuck it before Christmas 2013. It had spent the last 8+ months sitting on a shelf in the dining area blush.
Thoroughly unfucked now, DS4 thinks it's great.
Info for those thinking about keeping their kid's Playmobil for their GC: don't do it. Plastic tat gets old and breaky and bits get fucking lost. What's the point of an Indian Chief without his fucking feather headpiece, I ask you??

BigPawsBrown Mon 09-Sep-13 16:17:28

Unfucked the ironing basket (didn't iron it, mind, just took things out of there which shouldn't be there and put them in for washing...) and unfucked kitchen windowsill. Phew!

RetroHippy Mon 09-Sep-13 17:25:23

Unfucked dinner.

Hoping to unfuck DHs passport situation in the process of unfucking some shitty 'Drawers of Doom'.

Have also unfucked the pet food situation before the dog has to eat hotdogs. Which he won't mind, but with his dodgy stomach I will afterwards.

GiraffesAndButterflies Mon 09-Sep-13 17:36:14

Just unfucked the bedroom windowsill. That fucker's been pissing me off for months. <proud>

Suspect that's going to be all I manage today as DD is surgically attached to my boob now and I'm sleeeeeeeepy

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 17:37:33


a very good decluttering project - also works on the 30 mins/day philosophy!
I think it goes well with UfYH, so I hope you don't mind gibber that I added it!

AdoraBell Mon 09-Sep-13 20:07:34

Water's off here, bods fixing thing in a big hole, so fucked my unfucking somewhat. I did unfuck the kitchen and get to Pilates before the water was cut off. Still need to unfuck beds and food for dogs. Futility room was semi unfucked already and today I unfucked some seeds into pots.

Looks like I'll be venturing out tonight though, a classmate of DD2 lost her father last night - don't know what COD was- so there's a mass for him tonight and funeral tomorrow. Fuck knows what's happening about dinner.

Zing glad snot monster DD is okay.

gintastic Mon 09-Sep-13 20:22:17

My unfucked kitchen and dining room look fucking amazing.

My DH thinks I'm on fucking drugs...

Chubfuddler Mon 09-Sep-13 20:37:33

Is anyone giving in to Malcolm tucker style sweary retorts to casual enquiries about all the activity (please say yes)?

LisaMed Mon 09-Sep-13 20:44:39

Zing It will definitely take me more than 40 days to declutter, but I will be reading. Thanks for the link.

Tomorrow is unfucking the back of the chairs in the living room. Father's present for last Christmas is still there somewhere.

That will take most of the available time (when ds is at school, I'm not being nagged by uncle, I'm not being nagged by father and I'm not trying to catch up on all the admin I need to keep up to). The day after is unfucking my bedroom, Part I. Note Roman Numeral for Part I. The task is that epic.

Probably massive x post as with bedtime it's taken me over two hours to write this.

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 20:55:15

LisaMedicus Maximus Epicus

your new name for your epic tasks!grin

GibberTheMonkey Mon 09-Sep-13 21:45:51

Of course not Zing
That list looks fucking useful

LisaMed Mon 09-Sep-13 22:22:10

ZingWantsCake I feel all humbled by the epithet. <considers name change, can't remember how to work the fucker>

I'm in for the long haul. UfYH seem to be a good place to get motivated. And the company on here seems worth a fuck.

Making list of places not to channel Malcolm Tucker by accident. Starts with ds's school. They've probably heard worse from the kids but I like to try and look like I'm a reasonable person. Post Office queue is probably bad as well.

Just unfucked the pile of post that's been collecting dust for weeks.

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 22:35:05

grin Lisa

5 easy steps to unfuck your username:

1. you need a full screen
2. click on "my mumsnet"
3. click on "my account"
4. type new name in "username" field
5. click on "save changes"

you know you'll have to do a Gladiator speech, don't you?

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 22:35:49


good start!

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 22:36:11

and call me Zing !

buildingmycorestrength Mon 09-Sep-13 22:39:31

I'm trying not to dread the unfucking I have to do tomorrow. Honestly, her room is fucking awful.

Maybe I'll go and buy some clear boxes so she can organise things more easily and I can dodge work for a while.

Goodnight all. Don't let the bastards get you down.

AdoraBell Mon 09-Sep-13 22:49:16

So, mass and funeral tomorrow, which means I've managed to unfuck dog food and some provisions for us humans too. I'm on taxi duty in half an hour then need to unfuck dinner, lunch for tomorrow ~ only 1 DD as t'other is attending the funeral with the rest of the class. Not sure I'm happy with that but it's they way it's done here. The Boyfriend has very kindly volunteered his mum to take her.

Plants and shit delivered today, OH can unfuck those. Serouisly need to unfuck laundry in the morning, I'm out of tea towels and I have fucking loads of the things.

Fucked my sleep up last night by going to bed too fucking late, must do better with the unfucking of the sleep tonight. I may have the energy to catch up then, oh fuck just remembered estate agent be coming to redo photos in the morning.

Can I tell you a secret? I unfucked the FIL on the phone yesterday, he was making fucking stupid remarks about we should be living our lives and I accidentally let rip, felt good and OH gave me the thumbs up. Can't do grins on this keyboard but it's ear to fucking ear.

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 22:52:32

Ads whose funeral? sorry to hear!

can you do [ grin ] without the gaps?

ZingWantsCake Mon 09-Sep-13 22:55:39

Ads you win "most fuck in one post of the year "award!

12 in fact. I counted it twice. plus a "shit" as cherry on top! well done!grin

PuddingAndHotMilk Mon 09-Sep-13 23:00:28

I've been needing to unfuck my study for ages. Even my crazy pregnancy nesting didn't get me motivated. I'm hoping between you lot and UFYH I can do it. Shout at me if I don't report back on study unfuckage please?!
Hoping DD with live in the fucking moby wrap tomorrow so I can do some unfucking!!

AdoraBell Mon 09-Sep-13 23:47:16

Zing it was the puter I was on, can't find the fucking brackets.

Funeral is the father of DD2's classmate, apparently his DD has been off school almost a month as he deteriated and he passed at 4am today. Not very old at all but I'm not sure what age he was.

Taxi service no longer needed, t'other parent managed to collect. So now I'm unfucking dinner.

Most fucks eh grin < takes a bow, I'm not fucking curtsying>

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 00:00:34

Zing I'm Adora, Ads is t'other one on the sweary threadwink

ZingWantsCake Tue 10-Sep-13 00:46:38

oops, sorry Adora !

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 02:00:51

No problem Zing, just didn't want to cause confusión cos I see she's done her laundry Today and I haven't grin

ZingWantsCake Tue 10-Sep-13 08:01:51

Adora as if I had time for spreadsheeting!grin

<jots down "Adora-no laundry" in notebook.>

buildingmycorestrength Tue 10-Sep-13 09:34:49

Am being a brave unfucking warrior today. Have tackled dad's desk and cleared a huge bag of old adorable drawings and letters to fairies. Kept the most special.

Now to unfuck under my son's bed, full of old drawings and school work. This is so hard for me, I want soldierly boot camp style pats on the back please.

PuddingAndHotMilk Tue 10-Sep-13 10:04:42

Good unfucking work, soldier. Now keep that unfucking up, no time to waste wink

buildingmycorestrength Tue 10-Sep-13 10:40:14

<claps Pudding on the shoulder manfully>

Keep up the good work all.

Well I think its about time to get the unfucking started!

In no particular order the things I intend to do over the rest of this week are:

Do ALL the ironing (and actually find somewhere to put all the stuff thats been lurking at the bottom of the basket for ages)

Clean the washing machine fishing all of mank out of the door seal, doing a boil wash to clean it then

Wash, dry, iron and put away the mountain of baby clothes I bought on ebay

Give the bathroom a good clean, trying to finally get rid of the orange grouting

Hoover, mop and dust

Clean out the manky kitchen cupboard and fridge

And my own personal nemesis, clean the oven. I do have some of that oven pride in the cupboard, might try and con my other half into doing that as it must be far too toxic for a poor pregnant woman to use grin

wish me luck!

GibberTheMonkey Tue 10-Sep-13 10:57:06

Just off to pick up dc4 on my bike in the fucking rain
When I get back I'll be so fucked I won't be able to do any unfucking for hours.
I seem to be failing at this

Good morning fellow unfuckers grin

I stumbled upon this thread just in the nick of time, my house is in serious need of unfucking.
I'm a slob, always have been but really want to change, and at almost 40 yrs old I think it's time that I grow the fuck up. I've tried fly lady and couldn't get past shining the sink.

So here's to us all being completely unfucked in the not to distant future grin

Panzee Tue 10-Sep-13 11:41:33

Nice thread! Have downloaded the app, will attack soon smile

ep1977 Tue 10-Sep-13 12:15:20

Ta da..
Dressed and fed myself, dd and cat!
Walked dd to school for her 1st full day at nursery
Washed up
Tidied living room
Made both beds, opened curtains and windows as soon as got up
Changed dd duvet for winter one(cold last night)
Cleaned dd rain suit
Cleaned and polished dd's spare school shoes
Packed dd's lunch box( my first ever time for her!!)~~~obvs not listing these in order!!
Made an important phone call
That's a fucking nough for now....!!!

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 12:26:22


Have unfucked breakfast and packed lunches, Sent family off to school. OH likes to do school run.

Still in need of unfucking-

Futility - DD's Bed sheets strewn on the floor, towels and knickers to be washed.
Bedrooms as estate agent is coming to update photos so things need to be shoved into cupboards.
Wash my manky hair, the no water sitch yesterday really fucked me up in the beauty área.

Need to unfuck some excersise too, but I can feel yesterday's Pilates class.

RalphGnu Tue 10-Sep-13 12:35:18

Well helloooo fellow unfuckers! Thank fuck I found UFYH, Flylady was not for me. Felt like a fucking knob shining my fucking sink, tbh.

Startef today on the weekend challenge and have unfucked the kitchen, bathroom and am just about to unfuck the fucking laundry. Wish the fucking showers would fuck right off though.

Your ten minutes are up, fuckers, so get unfucking!

buildingmycorestrength Tue 10-Sep-13 12:46:25

I unfucked loads of kids pics and school work. System in place for future.

Have to dash to shop and then I'll finish the fucker off. grin

LisaMedicus Tue 10-Sep-13 12:51:37

Not a good unfucking day here. I am buggering about like a fart in a bottle and it's getting me nowhere.

Too late to unfuck back of chairs.

On the other hand I've unfucked dinner, so that's something. Sort of homemade soup in the slowcooker - ham left from the joint, veggies, a packet of thick country veg soup mix (works for me) and some chopped, skinned fresh tomatoes that needed using up. I loathe chopping and skinning tomatoes. The kitchen looked like a vegetable abattoir.

Trying to get motivated to make bread in the microwave. Think I will pass on that today.

poachedeggs Tue 10-Sep-13 13:23:13

Well I did over ten hours at work yesterday with cm dropoffs and collections on top of that so I didn't do anything constructive. I put the DC in bed then had wine and brie for dinner blush

I've done sod all today apart from unfucking my body on a bike ride (it's a big job) but once I've had this cuppa a 20/10 is happening. It will probably include the dishes and a quick bathroom clean up.

Lisa farts in bottles do not complement grandiose epic challenges. Get your shit together!

ZingWantsCake Tue 10-Sep-13 13:23:51

had to tidy up for a potential buyer, but the buggers didn't turn up!angry

I took a friend and her baby to osteopath, delivered some clothes to MIL to pass on to SIL for her youngest - another tick!

house looks pretty good (with skeletons hidden away), so I unfucked some rotting ripe bananas and made chocolate-banana-almond muffins for after school treat and I feel like a good mother. salt of the Earth.

nap time

Dh is off work today so the unfucking isn't going as well as I intended, but he has unfucked some of his shite which is a bonus.

I've put fresh sheets on all the beds and put the winter duvets back on as it's getting chilly.

I've unfucked all the washing and put away all the clean piles of washing, that was a massive task on it's own as there we're piles of it everywhere.

I've almost unfucked all the dishes, just about to put them away. All kitchen surfaces are wiped down and tidy.

Bins and recycling are done.

I'm off to clean the shower screen now.

TiredMule Tue 10-Sep-13 13:38:50

Just fucking discovered this thread!
But I can't for the fucking life of me find the app?! What the hell do I search for?! Please help me-I NEED this in my life!

chickenschicken Tue 10-Sep-13 13:43:48

It's unfilth my habitat on App Store (for iPhone) but it reverts to unfuck when it's downloaded. No android one apparently.

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 14:07:57

My agent is coming to take photosangry, not entirely her fault, it's overcast and she wanted pics outside. Course our water is heated free by solar panels no zombie invasión is going to stop my OH having a nice hot shower and I used up precios hot water trying to Get futility looking less like an explosión site. OH will be unhappy if we need to shock purchase heating source from gas company and I'll tell him to Fuck off

Anyway, unfucked list so far

My bedroom - unfucked
DD1's room -unfucked
DD2's room - unfucked
Lounge - unfucked
DW and breakfast detritus- unfucked
My breakfast - unfucked
Towels and nix washing - unfucked

DD1 is going to have to unfuck her own Bed sheets coz she got fucking permanente marker on fancy, but not expensive, sheetsangry

I'm pissing off out for a vigouros walk.

Zing it's fucking annoying when they din't turn up, isn't it?

No farts in bottles here, but only because I was expecting the agent.

RalphGnu Tue 10-Sep-13 14:11:16

Tired I'm on android so can't get the app, so I'm just using the website which is grwat anyway.

I have six huge bags of laundry to do blush but the electric is running low and I'm stuck at home today so will finish it in tomorrow when DS goes to nursery.

My next challenge is the living room which I'm dreading as there are bricks and toys everywhere and the whole bastarding room needs doing.

Kick up the arse needed here, please. Don't hold back, I'm a lazy fucker.

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 14:11:40

Agent isn't coming to take photos

<adds autocorrect to unfuck list>

ZingWantsCake Tue 10-Sep-13 14:21:20


damn right. bloody bastards!

I tried to sleep but just as I was dozing off a friend called me. by accident.
3 FUCKING TIMES!angry angry angry

I've been guzzling water to make me feel better, but I will need coffee after school run.
it's a long time till bedtime

Well I have unfucked my washing machine and done all the ironing, there is no more orange grouting in my bathroom - thanks again Mumsnet for recommending the dettol anti mould stuff.

I'm happy with that for today, back to work for next 2 days but back on it on Friday!

betterwhenthesunshines Tue 10-Sep-13 14:32:25

Have recently unfucked DCs rooms (pointless task) and have now started on my own piles of rubbish filing systems.

Problen is I like to see everything and have too many projects on the go. If I put things in a cupboard I just forget they're there.

eg. have unloaded EVERYTHING from my desk and storage cupboard onto the kitchen table which is now a huge heap. One pile is "useful notepads" which includes blank school books - all good for making lists, shopping, quick homework notes etc, but seriously I could open a stationery shop. If it sold piles of half used notebooks.

Now just need a new system - that actually works smile

Love this stuff, never saw the point of shining a sink.

GibberTheMonkey Tue 10-Sep-13 14:32:32

I've emptied the playroom of all loose stuff and cleaned the carpet. Well I've done the first part. Have to go back over it to dry it out.

How can people have practical unfucked their houses since this thread started? They can live in squalor like I do
(Actually I don't, I'm somewhere in the middle on the minging to spotless scale)

buildingmycorestrength Tue 10-Sep-13 14:48:00

Gibber I am seriously on a mission to unfuck my entire house before Christmas as it has been about 18 months since I've had a good clear out/deep clean. I need to make the spare room usable before Christmas and various other things have to shift to make that possible.

Other essential tasks are getting left behind. Like the bloody buggering food shopping. blush.

I just want to 'marathon' it, as the UFYH says, but as they say, it is a shit approach, because life goes on.

I've also been listening to self-hypnosis tracks to motivate me and it is totally fucking working. I am like a decluttering machine compared to how I used to be ... truly weird.

PuddingAndHotMilk Tue 10-Sep-13 16:31:13

Unfucked all the laundry - 1 load left to put away
Unfucked the nappies and stuffed the fucking pockets
Unfucked the dishwasher, again
Unfucked the fridge

Need to unfuck my desk in my study and set up the mac.
If I get a chance I should unfuck the bedroom and lounge but depends on DD being compliant.

LisaMedicus Tue 10-Sep-13 17:59:40

My unfuckness has fucked off.

Zing that must be so frustrating. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their underwear drawer.

poachedeggs Speeches are in the bottle with the fart lol.

betterwhenthesunshines as someone working to beat the hoarding fug, those half used notebooks - I would throw all but two out, and have a clearly defined home for them. I am getting to practice what I preach as I have recently ditched two car boots full of yarn. The notebooks are looming for me, but I have a six year old who uses a lot of paper.

All washing up done and put away, so feeling good about that.

Seven years ago I had to completely turn the house upside down when double glazing put in while seven months pregnant and unable to walk. I wasn't able to sort out the baby's room. The house was fucked. I was unable to reach the top story of house for years. As I was limping towards getting a bit better father moved in with us. House was refucked with reorganisation and his stuff. After a couple of years I recently decided that it is no longer worth me sleeping in the living room (long story) and need to move into the 'junk room' which is such a fuck up that Kim and Aggy wouldn't go there. Added to the leaking roof that left black mold there, there are just piles of 'stuff'. So I have a lot of fuckness to sort. At least I am now sleeping in a bed.

I have piles of crud in the kitchen which could do with going into the walk in cupboard, which is blocked by ironing, which has nowhere to go when ironed until I sort out the wardrobes...

I may be here some time. Currently have PMT which can fuck right off.

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 18:07:07

I'm fucked! Did an hour's walking and it's just about finíshed me off. I'm currently taking a muscle relaxant for chest paín, had it checked it's not my heart, the fucking thing seems to be working rather too Well. I can't hold my spare tire inshock blush

Washing needs hanging, next lot nearly finíshed.

Did one 20/10 yesterday and another today. Have a teething baby and back pain so I suspect you guys will be eating off your pristine floors before I'm unfucked...

Mumof3xx Tue 10-Sep-13 20:03:15

So fucking tired! Been up since 5 and worked all day!
Kids all in bed and a wash load on

To do before bed -

Dry clothes in basket
Wet clothes in dryer
Dirty clothes in washer
Wash/sterilise bottles

Feel a 9 o clock bedtime is in order

TeamEdward Tue 10-Sep-13 20:36:13

I haven't unfucked a fucking thing today. I'm watching the Great Fucking Bake Off instead.

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 20:58:50

Can find the fucking app, anyone know if it's free? I'll keep looking.

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 20:59:44


Mumof3xx Tue 10-Sep-13 21:03:02

An hour has passed and I've done nothing

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 21:18:16

Found itgrin

We may, or may not, have someone come to view the house this evening. All I need to do is achieve dinner with no cooking smellshmm and 2 hours with the dog trainer, and supervise the DDs with a classmate and be available to show the house, which needs to be spotless.

Fuck it.

Mumof3xx Tue 10-Sep-13 21:28:39

Washing done
Pots done
Bottles done

Time for bed

LisaMedicus Tue 10-Sep-13 22:17:24

AdoraBell hope viewing went well. btw I simmer cloves slowly on the stove to make the house smell nice. I use the last non stick pan I have as I fucked all the rest and this pan is pretty twatted after a pan full of cloves has simmered dry. Again. Simmering cloves are lovely. Burning cloves are toxic gas.

Everyone fed, dishwasher loaded and off, pizza cooked for ds's packed lunch tomorrow, all clothes needed for tomorrow ironed and laid out, tomorrow morning unfucked.

AdoraBell Tue 10-Sep-13 22:28:21

Cloves you say? That's easier than a fucking apple pie. Thank you.

shobby Wed 11-Sep-13 01:05:40

Working nights so only had the chance to unfuck my bedside cabinet when I woke up, only to find OH and DS had done their best to refuck all the unfucked stuff I had done yesterday! Decided to do a 20:10 before I go to bed this morning and not to worry about it, it still looks a lot better than before I started....

AdoraBell Wed 11-Sep-13 02:18:11

Well done on not worrying about it shobby hope you Get a good day's sleep.

I have now unfucked minding a friend's DS for half an hour, feeding DDs plus 1, training dogs, feeding dogs, feeding myself and OH, taking out dog's breakfast to deforst over night, ditto a pepper to add to pasta salad for school packed lunches, and put DW on. OH unfucked a cup of tea he's a good boy sometimes unfucked my manky hair earlier, shall finísh the Job Tomorrow and Straighten it.

buildingmycorestrength Wed 11-Sep-13 11:30:45

Morning all! Just morning still anyway.

Have unfucked the oven (bleurgh) and under the kitchen sink, and put the shopping away which has fucked up two of my cupboards.

Need a big rest now.

Will do some work this pm, so that will be a break from all this habitwattery. grin grin grin

PuddingAndHotMilk Wed 11-Sep-13 13:05:09

I've unfucked my study desk and Mac which has enabled me to unfuck my finances (well, fucked em but avoided credit rating issues iyswim)
Been to chiro to unfuck DDs back.
This pm I'll have 1 attempt to unfuck sleep between feeds then unfuck filing in study
LOVING the app!

LisaMedicus Wed 11-Sep-13 13:07:29

buildingmycorestrength love habitwattery!

I've been hiding from this thread. I've cued up dinner so that's unfucked. I've started the 'behind the chairs unfuck but been relentlessly interrupted. I am fed up.

Biting bullet and going back to the armchairs of doom.

RalphGnu Wed 11-Sep-13 15:30:30

Hi fellow unfuckers. I'm sitting in my unfucked living room, I have an unfucked bathroom, bedroom and kitchen too. Tomorrow I'm going to unfuck DS's room and the dining room.

I've put off doing all this for so long and I can't tell you how pleased I am with myself. I've always used the excuse of living in a rented house, with a bit of a damp problem and peeling wallpaper to be a slob, really. But do you know what? I'm 34 years old, ffs. I'm a nice person and I deserve to live in a nice tidy house with nice clean things in it and more importantly so does my lovely DS. DP and I are going to unfuck the wallpaper at the weekend and I've got some lovely paint on order along with some new curtains and cushions. My redundancy payout goes in on Friday which will be really helpful. Landlady has agreed to buy and put down new carpets too!

I must remember that housework isn't hard. Tedious as shit, yes. But not hard. Good luck everyone.

LisaMedicus Wed 11-Sep-13 15:40:58

unfucking fucked here, but at least I found father's present for last Christmas. Alcohol doesn't go off, thank fuck.

Unfucked an order to Approved Food this morning. About to unfuck a Tesco order. Last one was five bottles of Famous Grouse and three pot noodles.

Going to try and finish off some of the craft projects I've started - about fifty (I threw some out) to unfuck some boxes.

Seff Wed 11-Sep-13 16:40:22

My laundry pile is fucking huge. Well it would be, but it is all sorted at least and is now 4 fucking huge piles. Trying to decide which load to do first gave me a headache so I'm having a brew instead.

Living room and kitchen are pretty much unfucked (if you ignore the piles of crap on most some of the surfaces) and I cleaned the bathroom while DD was in the bath because she was already pouring water so may as well clean herself at the same time so fuck it, I deserve a break!

Also love the idea of using pregnancy to get DH to clean the oven. I need to think what else I can get done using this excuse.

Mumof3xx Wed 11-Sep-13 19:47:37

So fucking tired

Back so fucking achey

Early fucking morning

Long fucking day


AdoraBell Wed 11-Sep-13 20:01:35

Well done on all the unfucking everyone.

My lounge and dinning room are almost permantly unfucked Due To need of selling, everyone is banned from using themgrin

Have so far unfucked the follówing,

Morning routine of getting DDs ready for school and out the fucking door.
Excersise - Pilates today, Thank fuck no moré muscle relaxant, I could actually do it today.
Laundry, so much fucking laundry
Dogs again
Broke a glass
Cleaned up bits off glass
Late lunch
Moré fucking laundry
Dogs afuckingain
Put DW on.

Should be going out for afternoon tea with a friend but protests in the capital seem To have spread To here too so not sure if It'll happen. She's working from home Due To anticipated problems. Then school run, they finish late today. OH is stuck in tráfico in the capital, no idea how long It'll take.

Mumof3xx Wed 11-Sep-13 20:19:38

Pots washed
Bottles sterilised
Washing in dryer
Work tops and table cleaned

Just need a quick unfuck tidy the living room then bed!

I've unfucked my inbox at work today - both my actual as well as my virtual 'desk' are now fucking chasm of emptiness.
Does this count?

I fucking hope so grin.

Aren't we all doing marvellously well - I am bloody proud.

AdoraBell Wed 11-Sep-13 20:34:50

Office unfucking must count, how could it not?

Well done.

LisaMedicus Wed 11-Sep-13 21:34:52

Mumof3xx - you sound exhausted, congrats on still unfucking.

PacificDogwood - it fucking does count!

Thanks to this thread I have unfucked morning - shirts ironed, lunchbox braced etc Just need to cook the pizza. Ds is currently eating cold pizza instead of sandwiches. He is also aiming to eat his own bodyweight in sugar. I am working on it.

Mumof3xx Wed 11-Sep-13 21:50:32

My two would love pizza in their lunchboxes but I worry it would get frowned upon!

LisaMedicus Wed 11-Sep-13 22:46:06

Ds's school are pretty liberal. The only thing they forbid is sweets. DH made the lunch one morning and accidentally put Guzzle Puzzles in (attempting to look healthy sweets) and ds has never forgiven him and always checks the lunch box now.

Ds is currently refusing sandwiches, depending on the phase of the moon. He is also currently rejecting ham (unless on pizza). He is rejecting Fridge Raiders (don't blame him) and will only eat cheese at either his auntie's or uncle's house. Or if it is pizza, because that doesn't count. Or another random reason. He loves/loathes fruit (flip a coin) and will/will not eat celery sticks or cucumber sticks as the wind changes. Tomatoes are either the work of the devil or sent from heaven. Terms and conditions apply.

He isn't the biggest challenge I have in catering. My life is a bit fucked. However at least tomorrow morning is unfucked thanks to motivation from this thread.

PuddingAndHotMilk Thu 12-Sep-13 05:04:58

This thread is wonderfully motivational - great unfucking work everyone!
Today I must unfuck my sleep as well as my study & kitchen. Sleep being top priority - suffering for no naps yesterday when DD slept well and in her crib / Moses for once! 15-17 feeds per day is fucking exhausting!

poachedeggs Thu 12-Sep-13 11:07:48

I'm sorry I can't quite keep up because of work but I have a day off today so I'm around again. Want to say though that your last post was very inspiring Ralph smile

I've unfucked the kitchen and started the washing so far, as well as putting away the Tesco order I thought I'd ordered for tomorrow (but as I'm clearly incapable of operating a mouse I'd clicked the wrong day and it came today, before I'd finished it, so I've got four packets of noodles, twelve pints of milk, two chickens and no fruit whatsoever).

DH is off work so I might piss off out on my bike for a bit. I also need to dish out some TLC to my old dog (he's also fucked sad but it's probably just an off day). Happy ufing folks.

AdoraBell Thu 12-Sep-13 12:03:39

Pudding hope you can unfuck some sleep if DD sleeps Today.

My kitchen is fucked and staying that way for half an hour. One of my 12 yr olds Senorita Stroppy seems to have decided that chosing which perfume to douse herself in for school is moré importante than breakfasthmm that needs to be unfucked. Inventive brekkies usually help but I've been too knackered recently, also needs unfucking.

I'll be back when some unfucking has been done.

Mumof3xx Thu 12-Sep-13 18:07:16

Did reply on here before but it seems to have fucked off

Kids fed
Bags unpacked
One wash load washed n in dryer
Pots done
Living room tidy

Need to -
Iron uniforms
Clean pets
Empty bins
Wash bottles
Hoover living room
Wipe work surfaces

PuddingAndHotMilk Thu 12-Sep-13 19:27:17

Managed to unfuck sleep for an hour or so this morning. DD will only sleep on my fucking chest between her hourly feeds since lunchtime tho so achieved nada apart from catching up on sky plussed stuff. Does unfucking sky plus hd count?? grin

Mumof3xx Thu 12-Sep-13 19:41:27

Deffently counts

Watching eastenders all kids in bed then gonna make tea and quick unfuck kitchen

ep1977 Thu 12-Sep-13 19:54:13

unfucked application form finally
unfucked breakfast for me and dd
unfucked taking to school and picking up
unfucked dinner
unfucked packed lunch for dd
put a load on .. unfucking as I type
unfucked bedrooms

Mumof3xx Thu 12-Sep-13 20:08:18

Rest of pots washed
Bottles sterilised
Tea in
Surfaces wiped

Can't face pets or fucking bins

AdoraBell Thu 12-Sep-13 20:12:46

Unfucked so far

Yesterday's laundry put away
Vacuuming throughout

Still To unfuck

Organise DCs post school run
Dog training
Weigh puppies, can't be done today so I have no fucking idea how much food To give the bastards
Dinner, fuck knows when I'll have time To do that, I feel a frozen pizza coming on.

Mumof3xx Thu 12-Sep-13 20:26:33

Unfucked pets

Tea almost done

buildingmycorestrength Thu 12-Sep-13 22:09:05

Well done on the pets, Mum. I had to unfucking the chickens' food earlier as the dumb clucks had tipped it all out. Must get more tmw, actually....

I have not unfucked much today as am a bit fatigued, but I did decide to try to make a couple of things feel more finished. So the bags of stuff for the chazzer went into the boot of the car, I had a general tidy and left the kitchen in a right bloody state for my poor husband. grin

LisaMedicus Thu 12-Sep-13 23:17:30

Today was fucked, but I unfucked morning. Slinking off to bed.

ZingWantsCake Thu 12-Sep-13 23:25:55

All day I've been feeling really sick (fucking cold) and had to switch to survival mode, but after I put kids in bed I pulled myself together and put the dishwasher on.

the living room floor is still covered in Cheerios though.
no one cares....
I could pour milk on it in the morning and shout "breakfast is served!"

hmm, talk about two birds with one stone! grin

PuddingAndHotMilk Fri 13-Sep-13 01:15:21

Zing grin@ 2 birds with 1 stone!
Hope you feel better!

AdoraBell Fri 13-Sep-13 02:35:34

Hope you feel better Tomorrow Zing genius breakfast ideagrin

Unfucked shopping, dogs, dog training, dinner - frozen pizza was gratefuly recieved by family - I had cheese on toast, let Rogue dogs in after their épic afternoon's excersise chasing rabbits across the local fárm land, mangled a Chicken for their breakfast Tomorrow, wiped up and put dishwasher on, made a cup and tea and found OH had already gone to Bedhmm

I still need to unfuck a couple of bits for DDs to use for the school folklore presentación first thing in the morning. Long lazy weekend ahead as DDs are off school next week.

Mumof3xx Fri 13-Sep-13 06:41:06

Been up since 5 with baby, who is now fast asleep again but ds 2 is now up demanding food.

Not yet managed to motivate myself to unfuck anything apart from the baby's nappy

poachedeggs Fri 13-Sep-13 06:53:44

Right, I'm tripping over my face this morning because it's my last chance to get a lie in for a fortnight (when I say lie in I just mean until half seven or something, instead of 5-something am) and bloody DH couldn't bother his arse to get up with DD, so here I am AGAIN. I should have kicked the bugger out of bed I guess. Passive aggression vibes emanating from down here isn't working to rouse him.

Anyway, I unfucked the oven last night so I need to clean that out. I think first I need to unfuck my brain with tea. Then it's a 20-10 coming up.

BeaWheesht Fri 13-Sep-13 07:02:22

Bleurgh I've fucked up on the unfucking because dd has been ill so it's been impossible to get anything done. Am hoping she will be better today but coughs pretty bad and she's just went head first into the end of ds's bed so its not looking too good!

Well done all you less fucked up unfuckers!

NotCitrus Fri 13-Sep-13 07:55:14

Unfucked a drawer of my desk yesterday. Was three but rapidly refucked by dd. Still haven't found the cable.to charge my camera/download pics, which turns out is specific to the manufacturer so has to be ordered online. So will do, and photos for selling stuff won't happen for a while.

But as of 2 days ago I have a schoolboy. Who thinks school is really fun and he wants to go there forever, so I figure that's my achievement of the week. :-)

Right, plan of unfucking action today:

Have a wash on already that is nearly finished, will get it out then take DD to nursery.

When I get back I will unfuck dinner by prepping and getting in the slow cooker

Number 1 priority is birthday present for DP, will go into town and WILL NOT LEAVE without suitable gift

Have mountain of baby clothes that I washed the other day that need ironing and putting away (even though they are unbearably cute!)

General unfucking of living room which thanks to small child looks as though a bomb has gone off

And finally, if I can achieve all of the above then I will go and get my hair cut which is sorely needed! grin

Mumof3xx Fri 13-Sep-13 08:27:31

All dc are up fed and dressed
Packed lunches unfucked
Beds made

Next -
School run
Unfuck pots
Unfuck bottles
Unfucking washing

buildingmycorestrength Fri 13-Sep-13 09:44:04

Daughter's toys are out of the fucking closest. No going back now.

Time for music.

BeaWheesht Fri 13-Sep-13 10:05:12

Morning all...

Children are fed, watered, ddressed and ds is at school. Shopping done. Errr that's it!

Unfuck plan:

20:10 on living room this morning x2?
If dd ok after bedtime I will do some unfucking in the kitchen
20 min unfuck in playroom should have it perfect

Now. Just need to move off couch!

lordymissclaudy Fri 13-Sep-13 10:31:42

Fab. Another Flylady failure here. It's my "day off" (ha ha) today which in other words means my one day to unfuck the house. Having read this and looked at the website I am determined to keep it more unfucked on a daily basis from now on so that I don't have so much fucking cleaning and can actually have a fucking day off. Anyway, it's only 10.30 and I have already unfucked the kitchen, living and dining room. Have focussed on clearing and putting away and cleaning as I go rather than deep cleaning anything specific. Now I'm having a coffee break before taking a deep breath and going to unfuck the upstairs which is a big fucking mess, let me tell you.

BeaWheesht Fri 13-Sep-13 10:34:50

I just had to stop myself from saying to dd (2) 'right come on let's unfuck this room!'

buildingmycorestrength Fri 13-Sep-13 11:04:45

Bea I am also dangerously close to using it as normal language. blush. Naughty.

Mumof3xx Fri 13-Sep-13 11:13:55

Well after school run I put dd for a nap, she's had an hour so far which is really unlike her! And I even nodded off myself! Now trying to wake up to unfuck! Sleepy!

Nadienoo Fri 13-Sep-13 11:29:53

This is the shit... fucking awesome I didnt really get flylady either, but this I can totally work with..

LisaMedicus Fri 13-Sep-13 11:47:19

I have been up and down like whore's drawers.

Unfucked the school run. Thanks to this thread I had the pizza cooked for the packed lunch and all lined up. Sat down then uncle needed to talk. Then sat down and neighbour knocked with veg box delivery that had been left with him. Then uncle wanted another talk. Then Tesco arrived. Then just after that left the postie arrived with a large parcel. Only Approved Food left of the expected deliveries. I have also managed, against the odds, to put on the washer, the dishwasher and unfuck a very small corner of the living room. We are not talking about a house in need of a little light dusting here. We are talking serious shit. A bin bag is nearly full.

Re pizza - ds has been quite keen on the pizza. I got some in the Tesco delivery. I had seriously underestimated the size of of a 99p pizza and now the freezer is humoungously stuffed. Ds will go off pizza any day now, even more likely as I can't eat it, DH can't eat it and DF doesn't like it.

I am sitting surrounded by debris. Off to unfuck some of the chaos.

Mumof3xx - I think you may have your hands full, I'm impressed you are still going for it.

NotCitrus - on my first day of school I hid in a cupboard because I didn't want to go home.

Mumof3xx Fri 13-Sep-13 11:50:16

She's still asleep I'm amazed!

Still half asleep myself though but I'm off to try and do a 20/10 well for as long as she sleeps

lordymissclaudy Fri 13-Sep-13 12:07:03

Yes I know what you mean about the inadvertent swearing - I am in the house alone but keep saying to myself things like "right, we'll just unfuck this and then it's time for a cuppa".

Good going though, have done our bedroom and two bathrooms since my last post.

I am now in the middle of trying to unfuck DD's room but am currently wallowing in a mess of playmobil and schleich animals (she collects them). Off to Ikea next week....hopefully that will help....

Mumof3xx Fri 13-Sep-13 12:20:47

I hate play Mobil its the work of the devil

Dd has finally woken after two hours

I managed to wash the mornings pots, put bottles to soak, chop broccoli and stick in a pan to make purée and wipe the work tops

olympicvibes Fri 13-Sep-13 12:35:52

Every room in my house is fucked. I have 'Unfuck my House' by Toni Braxton playing in my head. I find it hard to commit so will probably never come back to say I unfucked it, so I wish you all luck in your own unfucking. But it was nice to be distracted for another 10 minutes while baby naps.

GibberTheMonkey Fri 13-Sep-13 12:40:20

Been feeling drained so not done much but the minimum the last few days. Cracking sore throat today so something's on its way.

Today I have done the dishwasher (empty and fill)
,made some fridge biscuits and have a large vat of apple chutney on the go. I now want to collapse

Karbea Fri 13-Sep-13 14:05:44


Can I join? I never got on with flylady.

Where do you start? With the weekend thing?

Do pee'd on my bed last night so I've been concentrating on that this morning, turned round and realised the ret if the place is a tip!

ZingWantsCake Fri 13-Sep-13 15:37:15

done nothing today.

DH is home early after 3 days of absence - he can deal with it.

I'm ill. I have man flu

LisaMedicus Fri 13-Sep-13 15:49:35

Now literally nauseous from carrying.

The Approved Food parcel alone was over 24kg, and I have been lugging washing up and down (we are a non posh house distributed over four floors with v v steep stairs).

Bear was sent home from school with a 'wasp' sting. It must have been a mighty fucker because you can see the massive swelling on his forehead. Poor kid. He is sitting with two ice pops, one on his forehead and one in his mouth.

Looking very takeaway tonight.

LisaMedicus Fri 13-Sep-13 15:50:32

There seems a lot of physical fallout on the thread. I'd say 'go for the burn' but I'd say it a bit limply.

Mumof3xx Fri 13-Sep-13 15:51:56

Dc collected from school in the rain boo hoo

Bags emptied

Lunchboxes cleaned

Prepping babies tea

Feeling urgh to paint

ZingWantsCake Fri 13-Sep-13 16:54:43
Lurleene Fri 13-Sep-13 19:39:47

Didn't have work today so did some unfucking.

First I unfucked the car as it was MOT day - got off quite lightly, phew.

Then I unfucked my ironing basket - I don't usually iron stuff but these were all items you can't get away with not doing. It took about two hours.

I am so shit at ironing and it really fucks me off. That's why I try not to do it.

buildingmycorestrength Fri 13-Sep-13 19:45:32

Thank you for bringing Quinoa into my life. thanks

And daughter's room is a model of gorgeousness now. And I am fucking exhausted.

Also managed to take lots to the chazzer today, so am pretty fucking smug right now.

AdoraBell Fri 13-Sep-13 20:19:41

I've just finished unfucking the fucking dog pen. T'is a grim Job envy <boak> face. Am feeling stabby because of bastard dogs so when I couldn't get my fried egg, for my sándwich, To slide off the fucking slice I lobbed said slice across the kitchen. The 1 dog that hasn't fucking escaped has just unfucked the floor and cupboards of grease for megrin. Now I have To wipe her fucking slobber off the fucking cupboards.

DDs are on hols now, they've just gone out with friends who are sleeping over why do I do this To myself on bikes/scooters/ foot To let off some steam.

Will catch up later, too stabby To bover reading and am about To unfuck tea and shortbreadgrin before I start dinner.

Mumof3xx Sat 14-Sep-13 07:54:34

Morning unfuckers!
Gonna really try n focus on my kitchen today needs a lot of work!

So far -
One wash on
Two work surfaces wiped
Pots piled ready to wash

To unfuck
Washing away
Clothes in dryer
Another wash on
De clutter cupboards and drawers
Clean hob
Clean oven
Clean fridge
Wash window sill
Wipe cupboards
Door frames

Well yesterdays unfucking did not go according to plan, only achieved about half of my aims but did get DP a birthday present so that's the main one out of the way.

Going to set myself some less stretching targets over the weekend, partly as I've got other stuff on, my antenatal classes start today but also I'm already starting to get tired very quickly so I'm going to avoid marathoning!

Happy unfucking everyone!

blondieminx Sat 14-Sep-13 08:41:32

Fucking love this thread!

Taking DD out in a bit; then once we're back DH will take over childcare duties so I can either unfuck the autumn hanging baskets (currently filled with past it summer stuff!) OR do a run to the chazzer (have 3 binbags full from this weeks unfucking!) depending on weather.

Unfucked the ironing pile last night whilst catching up with stuff on iplayer.

Then need to unfuck a form this evening.

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee Sat 14-Sep-13 08:49:32

Zing - I have your cold sad I thought I was 'getting better' yesterday, but feel like death warmed up today.

I will have to find the water thread again later (I haven't been doing very well).

I haven't been able to post for ages because I use IE and can't download anything else sad It has been torture!!

I'm going to go and do 20:10 twenty minutes with coffee & ten building up the energy to make another one

Mumof3xx Sat 14-Sep-13 09:08:27

Unfucked my personal hygiene in the bath

Quick brew then first 20-10

Karbea Sat 14-Sep-13 09:31:28

sorry to butt in, but how do you start the unf@cking????

ZingWantsCake Sat 14-Sep-13 11:15:29


I'm SnotWhite with the 7 sores:

Headache, DryMouth, GreenSnot,BlockedEars, BlockedNose, PersistentCough and Nausea.

I'm in bed and I'm not getting up.

is this man flu?

LisaMedicus Sat 14-Sep-13 12:39:11

Zing sounds like you have woman flu, which is a lot tougher

After posting last night I threw up vigorously then went to bed @ 8pm and got up around 11.30am. May stick to unfucking my backlog of knitting projects.

Mumof3xx Sat 14-Sep-13 14:04:19

Errr well I've done nothing so far

I am shit

AdoraBell Sat 14-Sep-13 14:05:58

karbea t'is easy, you just decide which space is most importante for you and start there.

So much unfucking To do upstairs, DDs had friends over for one of them things were they stay up all night, what's it called? Oh yeah, sleepover.

Dog trainer will be here in an hour and the last of the nonsleepers is being collected at 1. Have so far unfucked a load of laundry, but that's good when you consider I was unloading the dishwasher at 12.15 this morninghmm

Zing are you sure you don't need To get yee To a Dr? Green snot sounds dodgy. Definitely a case if Woman Flu. Hope you feel better soon.

shobby Sat 14-Sep-13 14:28:23

Proud to have unfucked the dining room yesterday, which has been stuffed to the gills with crap we had to move around when the house was rewired a month ago and everything has just sat there...(cough)

LisaMedicus Sun 15-Sep-13 08:56:30

Mumof3xx you have your hands full. Keep posting because it keeps the unfucking in your mind.

Vomiting has hit and hit hard. Yesterday fucked. Today not brilliant. Thank fuck it was set off by food intolerance so I can slope off and get dinner sorted. At 9am. Fucking slow cookers are the dog's nadgers. Or dogs' nadgers. They are so fucking awesome. Brisket, veggies, stock cube, dinner with mash in 8 hours time. I'll peel the potatoes now as well. Then need to fucking remember to freeze the soup that is left after slow cooking the brisket. Then need to fucking remember to use the soup that I freeze.

Apart from that it is a duvet day with added Doctor Who. Ds is crackers about Doctor Who. I am dealing with it.

Zing hope you feel better soon.

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee Sun 15-Sep-13 09:49:44

Zing - I never get sick?! But I'm Snot--green-White too - except I'm missing a couple of the small annoying fuckers. My throat has finally stopped feeling like I've swallowed razor blades - thank fuck. I can't taste or smell anything - but hey ho. I am full of snot (sorry peeps) and I feel like sinusitis is settling in. I never go to the Drs, but I will immediately if I think I have that, I didn't for a fortnight last time (7 years ago!!) and I am NOT putting myself through that again! How are you feeling this morning? brew

I hope all other 'sickies' are feeling better soon!

I have to go out and buy smallest niece a present. As much as I love her, I hate shopping and I am in NO mood for it today. I think it's going to have to be put down on the 'Unfucking the jobs to do list'...? grin

LisaMedicus Sun 15-Sep-13 11:46:36

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee Shopping in this house only exists on line except for ds's shoes. You are brave to shop on a Sunday. Or any other day imo.

Grumble, whine, moan, whinge, vomit, grumble.

Going to unfuck a scarf for bear (ds). Feeling that way out. If I was a cat my ears would be on sideways.

Firsttimer7259 Sun 15-Sep-13 12:37:31

Holy fuck i love this site. Swearing while doing housework is hugely cathartic - who knew?!

AdoraBell Mon 16-Sep-13 03:26:09

Despite sleeping in úntil OH started nagging midday I have managed a shit load of unfuckinggrin

Up and showered before DDs
Breakfast - I had cheese on toast, t'others had self catering
All the washing
Cooked lunch, at 4, with desért
Sat down for 30 mins before bringing washing in
Walked dogs
Hung moré washing inside
Did picnic Style food while watching TV with DDs, they are off school for a week and clearly have no plan s to Go to Bed earlyhmm

Considering we had a late night last night and the sleep over the night before I reckon that was some fucking awesome unfuckinggrin

Tomorrow I plan to do Pilates in the morning while everyone else is snoozing.

Hope everyone who is feelling ill gets better very soon.

LisaMedicus Mon 16-Sep-13 08:40:47

Still upchucking.

Planning on using the down time to match up the serious mound of socks I have. Every fucker in the house wears black socks! Apart from bear who wears red on weekends. It will probably take me most of the day. I threw loads out last time.

hugs to all, manly and comradely arm punches to those who don't do hugs.

buildingmycorestrength Mon 16-Sep-13 09:13:03

V busy weekend and now one child somewhat ill so no unfucking here lately. No vomming thank fuck. Feel for you, all you sickies.

poachedeggs Mon 16-Sep-13 09:28:40

Right, I fell off the thread but I've not been doing badly. Someone on the Joy thread mentioned Headspace which is a great way to fill ten minutes. I'm not a woo type but he has a lovely voice.

Sorry you're all spewing. Get well soon, unfuckers.

Right, off to work.

TheYamiOfYawn Mon 16-Sep-13 11:04:32

Am on a 10 after some serious unfucking. My house got fucked last week when I had a horrible cold and did minimum necessary housework for survival.

With regard to socks, we have a colour-coding system. DP gets plain black, I get black with coloured bits or Brown, DD only wears knee socks and DS gets navy.

ep1977 Mon 16-Sep-13 11:07:08

unfucked getting up, dressed and taking dd to nursery
unfucked breakfast for dd,me and cat
unfucked catching up on x factor whilst dh still in bed!!
unfucked 3x coffees and Farmville 2 for 1/2 hr!!

EduCated Mon 16-Sep-13 11:19:35

Just found this, it looks just what I fucking need.

But I'm home poorly from work so there will be minimal unfucking today.

Is the app worth it?

ZingWantsCake Mon 16-Sep-13 11:32:21

Morning fuckers!

yesterday I took everything out of our two kitchen drawers.
put all cutlery in 1 big box, all other stuff in another box - I threw away all the rubbish at the same time (decluttering done!)

put the cutlery holders and all the little boxes that are dedicated for plasters, pens, hairbands etc in the dishwasher, ready for today's sorting.
took about 40 mins

today I unfucked a load of washing before school and finally managed to see my gp about my crazy periods. I need a scan etc but at least its getting sorted too.

did a quick tesco shop, came home & put stuff away, rescued DD who got herself stuck in the dishwasher rack.
filled d'washer with cutlery and about to unfuck another load of washing. before getting DS5 from playgroup.

My cold is almost gone and I feel much better.
I feel I'm in charge!

sending you all lots of energy and motivation to unfuck your habitats.

(note to self:must drink water)

EduCated Mon 16-Sep-13 12:07:55

Starting today by just doing something every time I get up from wallowing the settee. Have started by picking random things up off the floor that have been there so long I stopped seeing them blush

Mum2Fergus Mon 16-Sep-13 16:33:33

What the fuck is all this about then?!

shobby Mon 16-Sep-13 19:11:56

Chose to unfuck lots of different areas and stash stuff in the loft. DS helped unfuck the boxes of old vinyl LP's that haven't been used in years and bunged them out if the way, and to my amazement DH started to help and then sorted out and packed away clothes he no longer fits and put them in vacuum bags as well! I am too stunned to unfuck anything else today ....

EduCated Mon 16-Sep-13 19:18:00

Have unfucked my bathroom. And a kitchen cupboard I'd been using to store carrier bags, whilst bemoaning the lack of space in my kitchen... blush

I unfucked my wardrobe today. I have an eight day old baby, so it was mainly packing away maternity clothes other than a few pairs of trousers (I still need the elastication). There are a load of work clothes I won't be able to wear until I no longer need to express bm. So I put them in fucking hanging storage covers. And I retired some shoes that were frankly, cheap shit to start with and now scruffy cheap shit, and put things on proper wooden hangers rather than those wire dry cleaning type fuckers.

Tomorrow is a getting out of the house day with a friend, but she's going to buy my birthing pool off me so I get to unfuck a bit of my kitchen as well where all the bits have been stored.

NotCitrus Mon 16-Sep-13 21:53:30

Have unfucked a pile of annoying paperwork, written 3 letters, and chucked as much of said papers as possible.

Collected ds from first day of after-school club and chucked him and dd in the bath, which prevented everything from getting fucked up again. Though even if it's technically correct I'm not going to call dd a little fucker despite the constant temptation.

Survived kids' birthday party at the weekend so may get tidier now...

buildingmycorestrength Mon 16-Sep-13 23:12:50

Thought you all might like Motherfucking Homemaking courtesy of JJ Keith.

AdoraBell Mon 16-Sep-13 23:18:51

Glad you're feelling better Zing and getting things sorted with the Dr. I need to talk to mine about periods but he's new and I've only seen him twice, keep fucking forgettingblush

Today I've unfucked excersise, Pilates- I'm fucking wrecked now.
Shopping, brought home and put away/in freezer
Put away clean things.

I sneaked out early leaving DW for DDs to empty as they don't Get pocket money for Nothing.

Then off into town to join the family, lunch and shopping for DDs to spend birthday money from GPs.

OH has unfucked some decluttering, I need to unfuck my crápula and Get DDs to give up their out grown clothes.

Mum2Fergus t'is about cleaning the Fuck up, but for Those of us for whom the Fly Lady approach doesn't work.

ZingWantsCake Mon 16-Sep-13 23:59:06

thanks Adora!

grin @ I need to talk to him about periods - it sounded like you need to explain to him what they are...

sorry, I'm giddygrin

AdoraBell Tue 17-Sep-13 00:15:48

Tee hee, Yeah, he's not that newgrin

Trixybelle Tue 17-Sep-13 00:16:33

Just need a quick rant. Spent most of day unfucking what mil thought she had unfucked.

Jeans don't dry under towels and washing powder doesn't get poured on the floor, more than 4 items fit in the washing machine at once. How do you get to 60 and not know how to do the fucking washing properly?
Soup left out in a 20degree kitchen all weekend is not ok on Monday. boke
If you want to unfuck the ironing feel free, that doesn't mean leaving the ironing board in the middle of the kitchen and ironing one shirt a day.

AdoraBell Tue 17-Sep-13 00:33:11

Rant away Trixybelle I'm Lucky enough on the other side of the world to my MIL but I still remember the, erm, standardsshock

LisaMedicus Tue 17-Sep-13 08:47:26

TheYamiOfYawn - The men would just not wear any other colour. I managed to keep bear in grey socks for a couple of years, but now he is insisting on black. Father isn't too bad, at 82 he has a bit more variety. Thank goodness they all currently take different sizes.

Mum2Fergus - linky here

I noticed that the weekly challenge on the tumblr site here is to unfuck a surface per day. I shall take this up with both hands once I stop vomming.

Gib here. Got bored. Actually I've been ill still so watching a load of old classics.
I managed two 20/10 s in the bathroom this morning. It was minging. Still have to do some more to make the place at least decent as mil is coming over. Bedrooms can wait. I still feel rough though

PuddingAndHotMilk Tue 17-Sep-13 13:06:09

I lost the unfucking thread sad
I'm back and after 3 days of slogging it out I've very nearly unfucked my study. I've filled a box with paper for recycling. I've filed all my paperwork. I've cleared out all the magazines I've read and moved the unread ones to where I feed DD in the daytime. I've cleared my desk so I can reach the mac without throwing stuff on the floor and I have a pile of stuff to eBay. Just need to shred all the paperwork I don't need to file and dust/Hoover. It feels fucking amazing to have decluttered and cleaned up in there!!!gringringrin

buildingmycorestrength Tue 17-Sep-13 13:21:06

Pudding you are on unfucking fire!

Slow here due to kids being ill. And me. But a few bits getting sorted.

ZingWantsCake Tue 17-Sep-13 14:08:34

today I had a choice between catching up with a friend who is now 5 days overdue or tidying up.

I think I made the right decision to see her!
especially because there was chocolate to eat! grin

kitchen drawers are getting there and I organized dinner already!

PuddingAndHotMilk Tue 17-Sep-13 14:23:50

Thanks Building smile
Zing, Chocolate with a friend always beats unfucking! (There's a line I never thought I'd write)

If I can sling DD this afternoon I may unfuck the kitchen table - I've not seem its surface for a while as it appears to be DHs dumping ground and I'm bored of asking him to do it. All his stuff will be dumped on the floor of the garage!

PuddingAndHotMilk Tue 17-Sep-13 14:24:20

Sorry, building I meant to say hope you feel better soon thanks

FunnyRunner Tue 17-Sep-13 14:55:17

Marking place. I love swearing and I hate cleaning. This is my spiritual home grin

AdoraBell Tue 17-Sep-13 19:26:18

Defo right decision there Zing, hope your friend is not too uncomfortable.

Not much unfucking today, up late again, late breakfast, fed dogs, retrieved dogs from street after they escaped to harass bin men, headed into town, now heading back home.

Still to unfuck - nick some prickly plant from over the road to put atop the wall where bastard dogs keep jumping over, dog training, dinner, straighten my fucking hair, take food out of freezer for tomorrow and red wine out of wine cooler, I like my red at room temp. Tomorrow is the most important day in the Chilean calendar and I'm BBQing Chilean styleegrin but just the four of us.

AdoraBell Wed 18-Sep-13 03:35:56

Meant to say Well fucking done to Pudding, fantástico progress.

Dog training was fucked, bod didn't turn up. Now we will be unfucking that Tomorrow which fucks up my plans for a perfect day.

OH nicked the foliage, we fed dogs and I haven't had time to unfuck my hair. Just unfucked a few days worth of raw food for dogs, have watched a film with DDs, unfucked kitchen surfaces after the carnage from unfucking said raw feed.

PuddingAndHotMilk Wed 18-Sep-13 04:26:20

Thanks Adora grin

FunnyRunner Wed 18-Sep-13 11:58:54

Well inspired by this thread yesterday I tidied up in the living room and cleaned the kitchen. Got the dishwasher on last night so didn't have to clean all the baby bottles by hand.

If you are on Android still no app for UFYH but there is a Flyhelper one which has been pinched from FlyLady. It is free for 3 weeks and is customisable so you can set it up wigh whatever list you want daily. It has a handy meal planner bit too which I am finding very useful.

FunnyRunner Wed 18-Sep-13 12:01:15

Oh and I put away summer clothes and am going to do a 90° wash for white towels and a 20/10 on my study which is a mortifying shithole at present.

FunnyRunner Wed 18-Sep-13 13:16:36

Okay I changed tack and did the 20/10 in the bedroom, which was really more of a 60/10 but it needed it. Might do the last bots after lunch just so it's finished. I never seem to FINISH any rooms.

TheYamiOfYawn Wed 18-Sep-13 14:07:20

Today I have unfucked my washing machine with some machine machine cleaning stuff. The filth behind the detergent drawer was disgusting.

Also, I have cleared the top of the chest of drawers in the children's room and with the aid of a £3.99 basket from Home Sense, some pine cones and a couple of windfall apples, created a seasonal nature table.

ep1977 Wed 18-Sep-13 17:58:41

Today I have finally unfucked a letter to my bank asking for help as am over my overdraft and am getting charged.

Also.. breakfast for me, dd and cat
And.. cooked tea for all
took dd to nursery and collected and unfucked the park!!
Have unfucked some work for tomorrow
Have unfucked both beds as soon as I got up...go fucking me!!
Have unfucked an application to open a new bank account after been with original since I was 16(am 42 next thurs!) Was fucking accepted
need to unfuck a load of washing but have been unable to get my dd out of her uniform yet!!!
see ya later unfuckers!!

ZingWantsCake Wed 18-Sep-13 18:09:42


I never seem to finish anything either.

today I bought a book for DS1 with vouchers we had for a while, two birds with one stone - not only do I have the book, but I used up the voucher!
(well £3.72 left on it for next time)

I hate that horrible sinking feeling when I find them at the bottom of a drawer and they expired!

also I bought anti- sickness tablets at Boots and the assistant was so impressed with my necklace and rings she wants me to make some for her and asked for my number!
of course nothing might come out of it, but it was nice.

then I had a marathon nap.
I'm planning to finish the kitchen drawers tonight and unpack the Random Basket of Mess.

PuddingAndHotMilk Wed 18-Sep-13 18:16:10

I've unfucked my kitchen and futility room today and have nothing in the washing basket. I luff my Moby wrap and sling-happy daughter smile
Now to unfuck dinner - a cheeky jambalaya...

TheYamiOfYawn Wed 18-Sep-13 20:03:00

Congratulations on the financial unfucking. I find money the scariest thing of all.

buildingmycorestrength Wed 18-Sep-13 20:12:01

We had to unfuck our finances earlier this year...had a weekly money meeting to discuss it and action points and everything. It did help.

Gradually unfucking the loft to make a spare room.

BOF Wed 18-Sep-13 20:15:46

I have always had Good Housekeeping hidden, but I looked it up in a fit of enthusiasm this evening after getting into Unfucking this past two day after somebody mentioned it on Facebook. Unfucking is definitely for me. I want the whole house unfucked for Christmas, and much of it for mid-November as I'm having some MNer guests stay over.

I am terminally lazy (I have had a bout of depression lately, but I suspect laziness is still a major character flaw of mine), but this system is the dog's bollocks for me- I have made some major inroads the last two days, and am feeling fucking marvellous as a result.

I may unfuck the kitchen bin tomorrow with bleach and everything. It has not been unfucked since purchase blush.

So it's a big fucking hello from me grin

<hopes for some kinky fucking discipline from Chubfuddler>

BOF Wed 18-Sep-13 20:31:06

I've just unfucked the downstairs loo while waiting for the kettle to boil smile

God, I'm a smug fucker.

ZingWantsCake Wed 18-Sep-13 20:53:29


yes, money scares me too. I always get rid of it quicklygrin

FunnyRunner Wed 18-Sep-13 20:59:32

DD won't settle. This is annoying. Doesn't she know I unfucked the living room earlier and now I want to sit and enjoy it?!

BOF Wed 18-Sep-13 21:00:38

Oh, I'm screwed with money (gone over OD limit), but Unfucking my post yesterday meant that today I worked out when I'm next getting money in, and I went through my bank statement and cancelled £22 of pointless direct debits I've been too lazy to tackle. I need to take a leaf out of ep's book and do a bank letter really.

ZingWantsCake Wed 18-Sep-13 21:04:49

<gets out pom-poms>

do it BOF just fucking do it!

ZingWantsCake Wed 18-Sep-13 21:06:13


I think she knows. she's best mates with mine and they discuss their evil plans on TotsNet.

ZingWantsCake Wed 18-Sep-13 21:07:54

mine is currently trying to escape.
she has a sleeping bag on - makes no difference.

she is Miss Houdini.
I bet there's an actual genetic connection somewhere - I'm Hungarian and so was he.

NotCitrus Wed 18-Sep-13 22:36:25

Have unfucked enough to keep house as clean as it was last night despite dd's best efforts to spread custard and bolognese onto every surface of the kitchen.

Also got ds to tidy most toys off the floor so the cleaner can actually clean tomorrow instead of just tidying.

BOF Thu 19-Sep-13 09:32:13

Firstly, I have not slunk back to bed yet, so yay me being all motherfucking adult. I have cancelled my Times subscription on the phone, washed the few dishes from breakfast, and unfucked the bastard bin with bleach and everything! I am unfuckingmazing.

ZingWantsCake Thu 19-Sep-13 09:40:39

BOF yes you are!

wish me strength - I'm cleaning the car today.
It's an 8-seater (naturally) and still has holiday sand all over it....