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heelllloooooo

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'll say hello but i'm not stopping....your threads scare the life out of me!!

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Am mixing wine with a techy training manual. Not an ideal marriage.

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Oh, do come in TBB. It's so cold outside and lovely in here

Hi I'm doubleinstructions,may have just poisoned myself with dodgy salmon.
Want to lose a stone-ish.

ah ha there you are

i am Vinny, and i am joining WW next week and will have new resolve i promise, you watch, i will surprise you lot

Welcome any newbies, come in and have a piece of chocolate cake melon

i was tiffany by the way.....too healthy! and i have ALOT to lose too....scares me!

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Sounds like the salmon should do the job nicely, DI

MN does not condone the use of gastroenteritis as a weight-loss tool.

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'Shine yourself fit'

why i am picturing Shiney vigorously polishing her thighs to make them thiner

Dammit. There should have been a * after the and one before the next sentence.

In fact there were stars in those places. Just not on posting...

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im off to bed catch you tomorrow for cock diet chat

welcome threeblondboys, its like a sanctuary in here, its a jungle out there!

oooh errr Shiney

<goes off to bleach mind>

i need the divorce diet again....i keep telling my boyfriend he needs to dump so the stress and upset stop me eating,then when i'm all perfect again he can have me back!!

but no....he keeps feeding me chocolate and tirimisu and haagan daaz...

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Am off to bed...teach me to be greedy
Night all.

oh yes TBB, i need that diet too, the only time i ever loose weight is when ive been dumped

right bed

i havent been dumped very often though, dont be thinking i get dumped all the time, he claimed to have dumped me, but i really dumped him, i just let him think he did the dumping

<goes off to bed muttering about being dumped>