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Come Shine with me!

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RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 16:54:17

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Hullygully Wed 18-Nov-09 16:55:24

I think I preferred the 'ome' version. It just seemed warmer somehow.

Well one on the 'come' grin

And the keeping track of thread numbers.

RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 16:57:13

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Well one?

Well done, surely?!

(You spoilt all my fun on the last thread, Trills!)

RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 16:58:10

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RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 16:58:49

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Well one was on urpose grin

BelfastBloke Wed 18-Nov-09 17:02:13

Just come in from the shopping, and have now got to cook and tidy around the mess-making toddler before DW gets home.

A woman's work is never done.

Defluffmyfanjo Wed 18-Nov-09 17:03:25

[Can I bring my dull tv updates to this thread? Or have I been banished for dullness?)

Inane chatter is the lifeblood of this thread.

That and yoghurt.

wastingaway Wed 18-Nov-09 17:06:46

Trill, you're too diligent. I'm glad my last post wasn't left hanging. grin

RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 17:07:27

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RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 17:10:33

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29? Damn, the stripper I hired has been told to dress in only those little spangly '21's.

RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 17:13:17

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BelfastBloke Wed 18-Nov-09 17:13:39

Shineon, I said 'tidy'. I didn't say 'clean'.

Please don't get distracted by fond memories of other men.

wastingaway Wed 18-Nov-09 17:13:58

shock

RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 17:17:45

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BelfastBloke Wed 18-Nov-09 17:28:41

"Old Spice for chins, Sure for armpits, Imperial Leather for balls."

Everyone knows that, surely?

RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 17:34:04

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Defluffmyfanjo Wed 18-Nov-09 17:35:15

38????????????? You lied to me! I feel all dirty now.

BelfastBloke Wed 18-Nov-09 17:38:53

Are you contemplating your approaching birthday?

Are all the male gentials you have met flashing before your eyes?

Is that what this thread is going to be about?

Will there be listing and ranking?

RumourOfAHurricane Wed 18-Nov-09 17:41:51

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BelfastBloke Wed 18-Nov-09 17:47:20

Cock free zone? You've mentioned two just in the last half an hour!

Keep it clean, there's ladies present.

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