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Why is my vagina (that general area) vibrating??

(87 Posts)
idobelieveinfairies Tue 03-Feb-09 16:01:50

It's really annoying today...it feels like their is a mobile phone in their that starts vibrating now and again.

It's mainly when i am sitting down, i know it sounds really odd but does anyone else get this.

There is nothing left in their i promise blush

12StoneNeedsToBe10 Tue 03-Feb-09 16:03:50

grin was going to ask if you'd left your love-egg in place grin

SheherazadetheGoat Tue 03-Feb-09 16:03:58

maybe you had a micro chip placed in there by the soviets in the 60's and they are not 'awakening' you to take part in some dastardly plan.

either that or some nerver or other is trapped.

Rhubarb Tue 03-Feb-09 16:05:18

A phantom vibrator?

idobelieveinfairies Tue 03-Feb-09 16:05:41

I can see where your coming from Goat re..the soviets..but i was born in 1974..so impossible.....trapped nerve eh!....prhaps i am sitting too much then blush

SoupDragon Tue 03-Feb-09 16:06:01

Have you accidentally sat on your mobile phone?

Rhubarb Tue 03-Feb-09 16:06:32

People have been sexually abused by ghosts apparently, are you being attacked by a ghostly rabbit?

harleyd Tue 03-Feb-09 16:06:57

and you're complaining why??

idobelieveinfairies Tue 03-Feb-09 16:08:03

grin

I am getting a bit paranoid that people can hear it...will have to wait for DP to get in from work and see if he can hear anything.

[paranoid]

idobelieveinfairies Tue 03-Feb-09 16:08:57

unfortunately it isn't in the 'right' area harley....it's just plain annoying!

psychomum5 Tue 03-Feb-09 16:09:29

watch all the jealous MNers jump on the thread asking what you have eaten today, hoping to also get a vibrating vagina.

SheherazadetheGoat Tue 03-Feb-09 16:10:43

lol @ hear it. the singing ringing vulva - that would be a lovely children's story

Hassled Tue 03-Feb-09 16:13:37

Could it be some, ahem, wind that's trying to escape? The fanny equivalent of a rumbling tummy?

Clattered Tue 03-Feb-09 16:14:23

Can you adjust the vibration? Perhaps if you tried you could pick up Radio Four.

norksinmywaistband Tue 03-Feb-09 16:14:47

Pressure on a nerve in that area??
?? could you be PG , thats the only time I have ever experienced this

BCNS Tue 03-Feb-09 16:15:20

Snap.. I get this on and off lol.. I pressumed it was a funny nerve. sadly it never happens at a good time to be useful

louii Tue 03-Feb-09 16:18:04

So thats where my mobile went, although maybe you can just keep it now.

LowSlungAndOverhung Tue 03-Feb-09 16:19:49

Maybe it's a mosquito or a bee. grin

psychomum5 Tue 03-Feb-09 16:22:28

could it be over-use???

<<snigger>>

Clattered Tue 03-Feb-09 16:23:48

lol psycho

....or under-use?

belcantwait Tue 03-Feb-09 16:26:20

lol i had this a few monthsb ago and posted exactly the same thing. it was EXACTLY aas you describe. it lasted a few days and then went. hth

psychomum5 Tue 03-Feb-09 16:30:46

ah yes, under-use possibly too.....making you feel what it is missingwinkgrin

BCNS Tue 03-Feb-09 17:04:47

are we assuming this affliction is caused by under-use???.. if so I am immediatly printing this thread off and giving it to DH !

belcantwait Tue 03-Feb-09 17:47:33

mine is def through neglect

MaryMotherOfCheeses Tue 03-Feb-09 17:49:43

<snort at hopes of picking up radio four> grin

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